Disclaimer: I do not own Breaking Dawn or any of the characters! Parts of this story may or may not be true this is just my interpretation of the quotes.
Rock Paper Scissors
"Alice, I want the Porsche back," Edward said dryly.
"What? Why?" Alice asked panicked. "Edward you can't! I love that car."
Edward groaned. He knew how attached she could get to things. Why didn't he think this over?
"Bella thinks-"
"What?" I glared. I wasn't about to get mauled by Alice. Just because we were going to be married soon didn't mean he could put all the responsibility on me. Yet.
"I think" He corrected himself "that asking you to baby-sit Bella for a Porsche was a little unjust."
"Bella's worth a Porsche!" Alice cried. "Do you even know how much trouble she got into?"
I blushed a little. I still hadn't told Edward about those events.
Edward took my embarrassment the wrong way though, "Bella is worth more than a Porsche. Whether she behaved or not."
"B-but, you can't take it away Edward!" Alice sobbed. "I'll die without!"
"Don't be so dramatic Alice," Edward groaned. "You're making me feel bad."
Alice perked up. "I know. I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward sighed. "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice's lips twitched slightly, "I do. Excellent." She said smugly.
A/N: I don't know if anybody has done this yet but I wanted to give it a shot. I tried my best to fit the context into Stephenie Meyer's writing style but whether I achieved that goal or not is beyond me. I'll update with the others soon. Don't expect them to be very long. : (