OC Oneshots n' Stuff
Chapter 1: How To Lose Your Medical License
So this is just basically a little story I decided to start up where I can put random ideas and nonsense into, and also this was inspired by WhiteFangWolfs and Princess Blazikens oneshot stories.
Also to note, THIS IS NOT CANON to A Walk Down Memory Lane, this is a completely different story that I wanted to do for fun that is in no way, shape, or form related to my other series I'm working on, except the presence of a character from that And if anyone has an idea for a chapter, send me a PM (or a anonymous review if you don't have an account) about the idea.
So, without further ado, on to the story!
"So... How was your day at work?" Sean climbed into his king size bed, wearing his flame printed boxers and Midnight Riders shirt.
"Same as usual. Kill a Rathian. Collect it's scales. Collect eggs from it's nest to conserve the population. And finish off the Rathalos when it arrives. You?" Samantha climbed in to the other side of the bed and laid her head down, wearing her black tank top and red underwear.
"Well... I got a job at some place called Strictland Propane. But I think I may quit soon, since one of the guys there keeps talking about propane and propane accessories"
"I see. You also have a doctors appointment tomorrow, and so does your younger self"
"Awww man! I hate doctors, but I'll go. Who's the doctor?"
"Well... Nega recommended me a doctor that he goes to often" Samantha looked over to a worried Sean.
"And why did you believe him!" Sean yelled.
"He showed me the doctors profile on the internet, showed me reviews, most of which were positive, and even called him and booked the appointment" Samantha shrugged.
"Ok then. I'll take your word for it, Sam"
"Daddy? Mommy?" Pyke slowly opened the door to their bedroom.
"Hi, dear. What is it?" Samantha turned to the door.
"I, uh, had a bad dream... Can I come sleep with you guys?"
"Sure Pyke. Jump on in" Sean scooted over and helped his son on to the bed.
"My sister scares me sometimes..." Pyke thought, cuddling up to his mother.
Meanwhile in Pyke and Telesias room...
"I wonder why my brother doesn't want to join our tea party. More tea, Jason?" Telesia handed a cup to the zombie serial killer of Crystal Lake.
"I wonder where Fred went..." Telesia looked at the small table, and gave a wave to Pyramid Head sitting across from her.
The Following Day...
"Yo, dork-a-duffus!" A sleeping Sean was whacked in the head with a wooden bat, which belonged to Young Sean.
"WHAT THE HECK YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Sean held his forehead in pain.
"Your out of milk, dumb arse! Also, hello future kid and bland future wife" Young Sean took another chug of his red bull and went downstairs.
"Tell me... Why is mini me here, Terror?" Sean asked.
"I dunno. I felt like putting him into this. Now go before I send a army of ponies, trains, or something sinister. Also, Young Sean's reactions to people he may encounter are probably not the same as his actual reactions to these people in A Walk Down Memory Lane, if he actually would meet them, just for a heads up to the readers"
Sean shrugged and started getting his jeans on.
At the Hospital...
[Tentacle Breeze, Squidward Center Under the Tentacle 2]
"Don't worry Sean, you'll be alright" Samantha patted the nervous Sean on the shoulder.
"Its not the hospital I'm afraid of..." Sean shivered.
"Then what's bothering?"
"Its our daughters... friend she brought with us..."
"Stars..." Nemesis muttered, holding Telesia up on his shoulder and his rocket launcher in his free hand.
"I hope this doctor Nega booked for me is good... Or at the very least, not a murderer..."
"I'm looking for someone named... Sean?"
Sean looked from Samantha, and his one eye turned to a heart immediately. The nurse had blue hair that was tied back, with one of her bangs covering her right eye. Her only visible eye was red, and she wore a very tight nurses uniform that barely covered up her very large chest, and the skirt of the nurse dress was very short.
"Thats- Thats me..." Sean muttered, getting up from the waiting bench.
"Good. Follow me for your exam" Sean immediately followed the tall nurse through down the hall.
"Telesia, dear. Why were you glaring at the nurse?" Samantha asked her angry daughter.
"I don't like that woman" Telesia jumped off Nemesis's shoulder.
"Why though?"
"I just don't like where she's from..." Telesia muttered.
"Whatever Telesia, if you won't give me a full answer then I won't bother in asking. Now let's go to the theatre and watch a movie while we wait for your father, and his younger self"
"YEAH!" Pyke jumped off the bench with his sister.
"Can my friend come too?" Telesia tugged on Samantha's arm.
"Uh... Sure I guess..." Samantha trembled at the hulking tyrant staring down at her.
"Yay! Let's go Nemesis!"
"Movie..." Nemesis put Telesia up on his shoulder again, raised his rocket launcher up, blew open a hole where the doors were before, and followed Pyke outside. Samantha turned to the younger Sean sitting on the bench.
"I have a doctors appointment also..." Young Sean shrugged.
"Alright, We'll be back after the movie" Samantha climbed through the hole Nemesis blew open.
"I'm looking for someone named... Sean?" Nurse Peach walked into the waiting area.
"Thats me, ya mushroom eating bimbo" Young Sean walked up to the confused nurse.
"It says here the Sean I'm looking for has only one eye, a scar on his face, and is... Older than you" She looked over the papers on her clipboard.
"I went through a time hole or some nonsense. Let's just get this over with already you man reliant airhead" Young Sean followed the annoyed Nurse Peach deeper into the hospital. Wario, working at the front desk, was even more confused.
"Wait a minute... Who was that nurse before? Eh, who gives a damn" He shrugged it off and went back to eating garlic and pretending to do work.
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"So what's the first exam, nurse?" Sean nervously asked the nurse, while he sat on a hospital bed.
"Just call me Valentine, child. and your getting your blood test first" She answered, rummaging through a cabinet.
"Wait a minute... Valentine? I think I may know you from somewhere" Sean said.
"No you have not heard of me. Ah, I found it, finally" Nurse Valentine pulled a very large needle out from the cabinet.
"Now, this may pinch a little, or hurt a lot. Probably a lot" She began walking slowly towards the pyro with the needle raised.
"Aren't you supposed to be using a smaller needle? AGH!" She stabbed him in the neck, and took a large sample of blood from his body.
And by large I mean all basically half of the blood inside his entire body.
"Blech..." A very pale Sean muttered. The nurse shoved another needle into his neck, this time it was filled with a purple liquid.
"What did you just put into me? I feel funny all of a sudden" Sean held his forehead in pain, sweating uncontrollably.
"I just injected a very lethal toxin into your system" Valentine went to grab something else.
"WHAT! BUT WHY!"
"Because I'm bored right now of this cameo, that's why"
And then Sean soon died from all the poison in his system. Nurse Valentine turned around.
"Oh? He succumbed to the poison even quicker than Dr. Avian. This may need further study" Valentine got out a pair of defibrillator paddles.
"CLEAR!"
Sean was both revived and greatly burned as the overkill of electricity from the paddles of the defibrillator brought him back to life.
"Good. I didn't lose you so quick" She tossed the paddles away.
"Well... I think I'm good for this appointment checkup. So if you'll excuse me, I'll be-"
"Take off your pants" Valentine said.
"WHY!" Sean almost fell off the bed.
"Its a part of the examination. Just do it, and grow a pair while your at it"
"Can we skip this part, please?" Sean asked.
"No, it's part of the examination." Sean sighed, and unbuckled his pants.
"Good, now turn around" Sean turned around and obeyed the nurse.
"This will probably sting a lot." Valentine snapped her rubber glove.
"Wait... Are you doing a- AGGGHHHHHHHH!" Sean collapsed in great pain.
"Good. Now let's see the results" The nurse practitioner turned to the computer and got a new rubber glove out of a drawer. After only a few seconds, Valentine turned back to the scared pyromaniac, a smirk showing under her medical mask.
"It appears that you require surgery" She gave a sinister chuckle.
"Really? But the results on the computer show that I'm perfectly normal" Sean pointed to the computer.
"It lies. Now come along with me to the surgery room"
"NO!" Sean threw a plate of fries off the table. "I DON'T WANT THAT!"
"Fine then." Valentine reached behind her , and threw a dozen scalpels towards him.
"DEAUGH!" Sean collapsed again, his chest full of scalpels.
"I was hoping to do that"
Sean jumped back up on his feet.
"I know who you are now! Your from-" Sean was grabbed by Valentine, thrown into the air, and landed inside a body bag she pulled out.
"MMPH! (No! I know where this is going now!)" The body bag with Sean was thrown onto a stretcher and soon was being pushed down to the surgery room.
I broke this line too :3
"Afro!" Pyke ran into the hospital wearing a rainbow afro wig. Soon Nemesis, with Telesia on his shoulder, and Samantha walked through the giant hole, all wearing rainbow afro wigs.
"I wonder why your father isn't out yet. His younger versions out already" Samantha sat down next to the annoyed little version Sean.
"And why are you so angry?" She asked.
"... Let's just say I hate Doctor Mario even more then I did before..." Young Sean spat out a blue and yellow pill.
Dammit... I broke this line too...
"MMPPHHH! (Samantha! Wherever you are! HELP!)" Sean tried to squirm out from the tightly sealed body bag, but he couldn't move a muscle since it was very tight and constricting. Soon, he felt himself being thrown roughly onto a hard surface. The body bag was unzipped, and he was pulled out from it. He found himself looking up at a blinding and flickering hospital light.
"Tell me where it hurts" Valentine glared down at him, holding a bloody bone saw in her left hand and a pair of rusty hospital scissors in the other.
"Meep" Sean squeaked.
"WAIT!" A man burst through the hospital curtains surrounding the two.
"Rictofen?" Sean looked at the RED Medic of Team Fortress 2.
"Hello, schweinhund " Rictofen waved at Sean. "I see you've met my assistant practicioneer" He pointed to Valentine. Sean was confused.
"Oh, so that's why she was doing the physical examination and not the actual doctor"
"Well, yes and no. You see, I was doing another surgery over there, so I asked her to do the examination for me" Rictofen opened the curtain slightly, and pointed.
"Wait a minute... WHERES MY KIDNEY?" He was pointing to Hal, bolted to a table with his stomach open, and missing one of his kidneys.
"Also, I have a fellow doctor here to help"
"I AM DOCTOR MARIO AND I WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!" The crazy doctor sent by BrentalFloss burst through the curtains.
"NOOOOOOO!" Sean was bolted to the table by his arms and legs.
[Jigsaws Theme, Saw]
"This is going to hurt. A LOT" Rictofen brought out his Ubersaw and began walking closer to the freaking out pyro.
"BRIGHTLY COLORED PEELZ!" Dr Mario began heading to the table next to Rictofen, with a giant handful of the pills.
"Just open wide and say 'ah' " Valentine brought her bone saw up also and began stalking towards the table.
"NO!" Sean looked at the three as he frantically began to struggle to break his bolts, with no luck.
"NO GOD PLEASE NO!" Sean began to cry as they all stared down at him.
"NO!"
Rictofen raised his Ubersaw up.
"NO!"
Valentine pulled out a syringe full of poison in her other hand. Doctor Mario raised his fist full of brightly colored pills.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then he was knocked out with gas.
"And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" Rictofen finished telling his story to the house of Terror. Everyone was laughing like hyenas at the story.
"Anyways..." Rictofen chuckled slightly. "That's how I lost my medical license"
And then everyone stopped laughing, except Nega.
"... I hate that story..." Sean muttered, completely covered in bandages, in a wheel chair, and with a life support machine strapped to him.
"Nega!" Samantha yelled to the shadow clone.
"Yes?" Nega floated over.
"You lying son of a duck! You told me the doctor was good!" Samantha grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.
"I didn't lie! How was I supposed to know that Sean would take Young Sean's appointment, and the little dip shit would take Sean's?"
"Wait... WHY DID YOU WANT TO MAKE ME A MUMMY LIKE MY RETARDED OLDER SELF! ?" Young Sean looked over to his older self, and then to Nega Sean.
"Because your annoying, and you keep trying to take my posters of Maya" Nega glared down at him.
"Besides, wouldn't you want to meet Valentine?" Nega asked mini Sean.
"Why would I?" Young Sean asked.
"Because she's a hot ninja nurse who has a chest bigger than Maya and Solleana. That's why" Nega answered. Sean sighed at what Nega just said.
"Well... At least Nightmares not here to see me like this, since if she did see me like this, she would do something stupid, like I don't know, trying to nurse me back to health, or even-"
"SEANIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!"
"AW SON OF A FU-"
And that ends the first chapter of the oneshots!
Once again, send a PM with an idea (or review if you don't have a account, don't want to leave people out).
Also, if anyone wants to know,or even cares. Valentine is a character from the very fun and beautiful fighting game called Skullgirls. I highly recommend that anyone who's likes fighting games should buy this game off the Xbox Live market, or the Playstation store. Since just like Fighterpedia said...
"ITS LIKE MARVEL 3, WITHOUT ALL THE D***S!"
Also, the lack of updates recently has been from the fact that I got back from my vacation a while ago, and also from the fact I've been addicted to probably some of my all time favorites games, Battle for Middle Earth 1 and 2. I recommend this game GREATLY to any fan of Lord of the Rings or RTS games (Its very cheap right now too, I bought them recently for only ten dollars each)
Also...
16 hours until Meet the Sean (Pyro) arrives...
PREPARE FOR THE WORLDS BIGGEST FLAME WAR! Also, some of the new weapons they are releasing suck crap.
Seriously, A weapon for Scout that increases your boost speed meter with every hit.
But the boost meter resets to zero when you jump...
A SCOUT IS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO JUMP! ITS WHAT THEIR MEANT TO DO! Not only to mention that the users speed is decreased 35% and its damage is decreased 30%!
Also again, Soldier Needs a Home... Someone give him a home... He was kicked out by Merasmus