Chapter one:
Underfell Papyrus sighs as he sits at his post in Snowdin waiting for something interesting to happen. He eventually stands making a decision. "I'll go see what Sans is doing."
"Hey Papyrus!"
"Hm?" Papyrus turns to see Underfell Alphys and Undyne coming towards him dragging two unconscious skeletons on wood boards. "What have you two been up to?" He questions grudgingly.
Undyne and Alphys grin coming to a stop as they reach Papyrus.
"We found some outsiders in the snowy wilderness. They don't know nothing about how this palace works or anything about this world. At least as far as we gathered from the way they spoke and behaved. Knocked them out and brought them here." Undyne explains proudly.
"I was thinking of doing experiments but Undyne convinced me that this might turn out to be more fun." Alphys adds.
"Hey boss." Underfell Sans greets coming over and pauses noticing the unconscious two. "What's going on here? Who are they?" He gestures his head to the two other skeletons.
"Some new comers or something." Papyrus explains crossing his arms over his chest.
Sans crouches and pokes the cheek of the one with the more intact red scarf that in someways reminds him of his brothers scarf. "They kind of remind me of you." He admits and Papyrus glares at the unconscious two skeletons as if they have committed an unforgivable crime.
"We thought you could show them that this is your territory and to not mess with you." Undyne explains grinning. "In a special way. Claim what's yours before others come looking."
"Well when they wake up I can inform them of this." Papyrus tries to point out.
"Nah. We were thinking something more big and grand." Undyne explains leaning forward a little. "Something that will really get their attention."
"Really?" Papyrus questions looking almost annoyed.
"Well would you rather that you take them to your house where they can try to take Sans from you especially when you're not around?" Alphys questions with a smirk dancing widely upon her lips.
Papyrus's eye twitches at the thought of that alone.
"Come on boss". Sans says in which Papyrus turns to him. "It could be fun." He tries to convince the other giving him a smile. "I mean we could do it in song and everything."
"Song? Sans I-" Papyrus begins but Sans cuts him off.
"Come on. We can do it and I can write the song. It doesn't even have to be sung but it'll be like a song at least. I already have an idea." Sans explains as he meets his taller brothers eyes.
Papyrus pauses for a moment before turning away with a hefty sigh. "Fine."
"Yay! Thanks!" Sans tugs Papyrus to lean down to plant a kiss on his cheek before teleporting away.
"Can't say no to Sans huh?" Undyne slightly teases as Papyrus straightens again.
"Hey. This will turn out stupid as hell but I've never seen Sans excited to do something like this before." Papyrus then narrows his eyes as a warning glare. "And you had better not fuck it up for Sans or me." He warms darkly.
"Wouldn't dream of it." Undyne responds smiling.
...
Undertale Papyrus groans as he begins awakening blinking his eyes as the blurriness fades almost slowly. "Wha? What happened?"
"Hey."
Undertale Papyrus turns finding another version of him in an orange sweater and their eyes meet. "Huh?"
"Good you're awake." Underswap Papyrus says and Undertale Papyrus glances around realizing that they are tied side by side against a wooden pole on a cart.
They are being pulled by what he's sure are two members of the royal guard but they seem different in a way that he can't quite put a finger on.
There's a throne carved from stone in front of them between them and the two pulling the large cart. There are also boxes at the very edge of where they can see so they figure it must extend to behind them as well, they believe that they are in the middle of the cart.
Undertale Papyrus turns back to the other Paprus. "Don't worry. I the great Papyrus will get us out of here! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh!" He looks down to the ropes holding them to the wooden pole. He concentrates but nothing happens save for a small moment of orange electrical line that appears on the ropes for only a moment. "What? Why isn't it working?"
"An anti magic technology or spell." Underswap Papyrus explains. "So yeah we're stuck here."
They glance to a few Snowdin locals who seem darker and the scars do nothing to help that.
"Is it just me or are they staring at us?" Undertale Papyrus asks worriedly.
"It isn't just you." Underswap Papyrus confirms.
"Ah look who's awake." Underfell Papyrus comes to stand a little in front of the two that turn to him as he crosses his arms over his chest. "It's about time."
"Hey you look kind of like us." Undertale Papyrus notices.
"That's because we are all the same just from other worlds or so the theory goes." Underfell Papyrus explains. "But anyways. You probably have a lot of questions on your minds don't you? Well you may or may not get answers. Depends how generous I feel." He slightly turns. "But there is one thing that is in order."
An almost bouncy yet pirate like tune begins playing and Underfell Papyrus moves a little closer moving his hands to his hips. "Here you are on a cart. You're adrift. You're afloat." He smirks. "One might even say you're stuck." His smirk widens a little. Well I don't want to gloat but I would like to note that you're in luck." He adds the last sentence placing a hand on his chest and puffing out his chest in pride as he stands with his side slightly facing them. He then turns to them lowering his hand to his side before continuing. "You've been saved by the skeleton that rules the underground. So forget about your wives and daughters!" He heads over to the throne as he adds the last sentence then as he speaks the next line he's slouched sitting in the throne side ways like he can do whatever he wants no questions asked. "First mate introduce me to them please!" He brings an arm up for a moment as if to help ask for it then he brings it back to himself.
"Aye, Aye, Boss Papyrus!" Underfell Sans says standing on the edge of a box by the top part with one foot forward being right by the edge.
"Sans?" Undertale Papyrus questions in surprise.
Underfell Sans jumps down landing in front of the two that are tied up. He slinks down low in the position he landed in which has his legs spread apart but with one forward with the other one more back, looking with a gaze almost like imitating a predator. "He's a big scary."
"Elegant and powerful." Undyne adds from the side.
"Feared inspiring years till' retiring." Alphys adds from the other side.
"Soul stealing!" Undyne continues.
"Ass whooping!" Alphys also continues as her and Undyne almost seem to be listening things about Underfell Papyrus.
"Undisputed master of the underground!" Undyne, Alphys and Sans gather close in front of the two as they say that line together.
"Oh jeez." Underswap Papyrus says a little quietly to himself in slight annoyance as they continue to watch what's going on.
"That's me!" Underfell Papyrus confirms as he gestures to himself with a smile on his face and the other three moved apart enough to make sure he is seen.
Undyne moving to the right and Sans and Alphys to the left.
"Tis' he!" The other three say in agreement slightly puffing out their chests in the direction of Underfell Papyrus after they turned to face him.
"That's me!" Underfell Papyrus moves to sit more normally in the throne.
"Tis' he!" The other three say once again in agreement.
"That's me!" Underfell Papyrus repeats looking like he might actually be enjoying himself.
"Tis' he!" The other three continue the repeat.
"Okay, Okay." Underfell Papyrus does a slight wave to end this repeat. He gets up as the other three move off to the sides. He heads closer to the two prisoners and leans closer. "I'm a skeleton warrior pioneer." He brings his arms out once done and as he starts the next part the other three hurry to each side, Underfell Papyrus's hands raised to gesture to each side of him, posing slightly; Alphys and Undyne on his right with Undyne giving this sexy like pose with a knee up where she rests her arm while Alphys stands with a fist on her hip area as well as a smirk, Sans just kind of stands how he normally does with his hands in his black sweaters pockets. "And these are my brave buccaneers. All of whom were once lost souls like you!" He adds the last sentence as he lowers his hands to his sides with an evil smile on his face.
"It's true!" Undyne and Alphys say together in unison.
"He rescued us!" Undyne tells the other two as she comes up on the right where Underswap Papyrus is. She's leaning slightly against the pole with her hands on a spot by her but she doesn't lean directly into the others face.
"He saved our asses!" Alphys adds doing a similar position to Undyne just on the other side by Undertale Papyrus. She holds back on adding the 'at least once' part for effect of what they're doing.
"For that we owe our lives to Papyrus." Sans says approaching closer one foot in front of the other with half open eyes then he crouches in front of the two looking from one to the other. "And assuming he doesn't kill you." He brings a finger to under Undertale Papyrus's chin tilting it up slightly. "You will owe him too!" He adds with the other two as they move away from the two prisoners.
"Kill them? Me?" Underfell Papyrus questions with a smirk. "No. No." He shakes his head sarcastically. He moves closer and grips the chin of Underswap Papyrus tilting his head side to side as if examining him. "Well perhaps at least not this potentially useful skeleton."
"Hey hands off." Underswap Papyrus jerks his face away from the other Papyrus's grasp causing the other three to ohh as if he did something wrong.
"Anyways." Underfell Papyrus turns away with that deciding to ignore that. "Here we are on cart." He reminds them gesturing with both hands up almost like a shrug as the cart is still moving as it's being pulled to somewhere. "Moving at quite a clip through the ever shifting snow."
"Come along on a trip." Sans comes up on the same side as Undertale Papyrus with his hands down almost as if gripping an edge to something but it only slightly looks like that due to the position.
"That's a hint." Undyne adds as she comes up almost on the other side but more in front.
"That's a tip." Alphys seems to correct coming up in the centre area of the two monsters she's explaining things with.
"That's good advice." Undyne steps it up a little but despite that the two still smile at each other for a moment as if they weren't just in a small competition for a better phrase.
"In a world that's going under!" Sans, Undyne and Alphys speak together in unison as they move as if walking in a triangle like shape with Sans at the top like the leader, Alphys to the right and Undyne to the left, while Underfell Papyrus seemingly looming over them; his arms crossed over his chest for added effect of intimidation. "To survive you must learn to plunder." They then stop the slight walking when done that part.
"Luckily that's my field of expertise." Underfell Papyrus slightly gloats as he moves one fist to his hip while the other is resting against his chest as he stands proud. He doesn't even need to look to know that the three parted as if to let him through.
"He's the best!" Sans agrees with a fond smile on his face.
"He's an aw inspiring." Alphys tells them.
"We really should be leaving." Underswap Papyrus tries to tell them.
"Weapon throwing!" Undyne tosses her magic made spear into a nearby trees trunk leaving it imbedded in there.
"We gotta get going." Underswap Papyrus tries again.
"Human slaying." Sans adds.
"Wish we could be staying." Undertale Papyrus tries this time.
"Undisputed." Undyne adds.
"Uncontested." Alphys also adds.
"Warrior suited." Sans finally adds.
"Yeah you guessed it!" Underfell Papyrus agrees grinning in a way that almost unsettles the other two Papyrus's.
"Master of the underground!" Sans, Undyne and Alphys say in a slightly chant like way speaking all together in unison.
"Oh please!" Underswap Papyrus groans.
"That's me!" Underfell declares pointing proudly to himself.
"Tis' he!" The other three agree as they stand almost like proud soldiers.
"That's me!" Underfell Papyrus nods.
"Tis' he!" The three repeat in agreement.
"It's who?" Underfell Papyrus asks brining a hand to where his ear would be for a moment.
"It's you!" The other three respond in a proud reminder.
"Just testing. I knew." Underfell Papyrus says with a slight confident shrug. "It's me!" He stands proud with a hand to his chest.
The other three stand on either side of him posing like they did before.
With that the music comes to an end.
Underswap Papyrus sits there with half open eyes. "Just what have we gotten ourselves into?" He wonders out loud.
AN:
The song is a revised version of Master of the seas from Ice age continental drift.
Hope you're enjoying so far.
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Kitkat.