AU: Here's something that you do not see that often in my fanfictions: Author's Notes at the beginning rather than the end! Anyways, I decided to make a new story based on one of my favorite Canadian shows, Total Drama! Also, a quick reminder, I am going to have Jordan James as the main character in almost fanfiction that I write. It's like Spider-Man having multiple versions of himself. You know, like Into the Spider-Verse. So what would this version of my OC's personality be? Well, it's time to read and find out!

"We've been to the movies. We've been around the world! And this season, we're going back to where it all began: at Camp Wawanakwa!"

Chris McLean stood proudly on the docks of the island from Total Drama's 1st season.

"I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away." As he says this, he walks over to an intern holding his drink. Right as the Wawanakwa sign falls apart. "And by 'changed', I meant gotten really, really, dangerous!" A giant tentacle smacks into the docks, taking the intern with him.

"Good stuff! But the rules of the game remain the same: A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in an outhouse confessional, complete life-threatening challenges all over the island, and risk being voted off! Last one standing wins… one. Million. Dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now!"

A yacht comes towards the island, containing all of the contestants from the first three seasons, with the teens just having fun, doing their own thing, or expressing annoyance of someone else's doing. Then the yacht rides right past the island.

"Noooo!" Owen was shocked at what was happening.

"No, not them! This season, we've got all new players fighting for the million! And here they come now! For real!"

Another yacht is on it's way to the island, carrying 14 new contestants. Chris narrates off-screen:

"Meet Jo," Jo is a woman wearing a sweatshirt while standing next to a man with a dirty T-shirt on.

"Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis!"

"Scott,"

"Right back at ya!"

"Zoey and Mike," Two contestants, one a girl with a red hair in pigtails and the other a man with a blue shirt and spiky hair, began to speak with each other.

"Can you believe we're here?!"

"Yeah, it's beautiful…"

"Lightning," Being a man with a blue jersey who just pushed the two out of the way, we can only assume that he's a showoff.

"Hello, gorgeous," he said as he kissed his biceps.

"Brick" A man in military clothing who happened to catch Zoey after Lightning pushed her salutes after hearing his name.

"Brick McArthur, reporting for duty!"

"B and Dawn," A large man with a jacket and cap notices the camera, while a woman with blond hair and a green sweater is meditating next to him. She then puts her hand on B's shoulder.

"Your aura is an exceptional purple-ish green. Oh, it suits you though!" B, though confused the first time, smiles after her statement.

"Jordan," Next to Dawn is a top hat that spawned the head of a man.

"Hey, that's pretty cool! Though I'm more into the more mainstream type of magic, myself!" As he said this, he demonstrated by conjuring flowers and giving them to her. She seemed grateful and impressed by his trick.

"Dakota," A woman who had sunglasses and blonde hair looked like she was waiting for the camera to get to her. Though she probably was…

"Hey there! Dakota here! And I'm here to-"

"Anna Maria," Chris cuts Dakota off and pans to a tanned woman currently hair-spraying her… well, hair.

"Oh, yes! Three more coats outta do it."

Dakota pushes her outta the way

"Woah! Who said you can pan away!"

Anne Maria pushes her out using her spray, angry about being pushed.

"Don't push me blondie!"

"Staci," A woman with a pink sweater comes to Anne Maria and starts talking to her.

"My great aunt Millie invented suntans! Yeah, before her, people smeared themselves with clay!"

Anne was not happy about that tidbit of information and she's still holding her spray can. Three guesses as to what happens next.

"Cameron," A small man with glasses and a sweater was looking out into the distance.

"Fresh air! A real lake! Birds!"
He gets swarmed by a couple and falls off the edge as we pan to…

"and Sam." The final contestant shown is also wearing glasses and is currently playing on a handheld.

"Oh, yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! Now we're cookin'!"

We pan back to Chris on the docks, who is currently holding a remote.

"Yup, it's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever!" As he pushes the button, the yacht blows up, leading to whatever happens to our contestants be unknown until after the theme song. Then he says the name of the season with the required dramatic pan out.

"Right here on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"

(You want a theme song? Ahem…)

Cameron is the first contestant seen after the detonation, landing on a rock.

"Ugh! Is this what pain tastes like?" He groans in pain and slides into the water as Anne Maria swims past him, not happy.

"Chris is so getting a beatdown for this!"

Zoey and Staci were afloat thanks to some wooden planks. Though they were pushed off thanks to Jo, who was swimming right past them.

"Outta the way! Professional athlete coming through!" She bounces off of Sam, who was trying to keep his system dry.

Cameron is still floating around, needing help. After Scott's hard "Pass," he sinks… only to be saved by Lightning.

"I'll save you, little girl!"

"I'm a boy!"

Dakota was somehow able to find a raft and keep herself dry as a boat filled with paparazzi photographing way.

"Hey, fellas! How ever did you find me?"

"Uhh, we got your text?"

Chris was monitoring and did not like them on his property.

"For crying out loud! Uninvited guests. Over." He sent the message to Chef, who rose from the water and planted a bomb on the boat the paparazzi were on. And like with the yacht, he blew it up, sending Dakota crashing into Cameron, who then crashed onto Anne Maria's hair, which was as hard as a rock.

"Hey! No touchin' the hair, four eyes!" She then swam for shore as she sprayed away.

Staci was also splashing around like Cameron was.

"I wish my third uncle twice removed was here! He invented life preservers!"

"Hang on, I'm coming!" That came from the consecutive voices of Zoey and Mike, who only just notice each other after swimming towards Staci.

"Oh, uhh no, you first, after you, please."

"No, please, go ahead. I insist!"

"Well, I mean, if you insist…"

Staci then grabs Mike's head and pulls him down. An alarmed Zoey dives down and pulls them out of the water!

"Thanks," said Mike. "I owe you one!"

(Confessional: First one of the season!)

Mike was in the outhouse confessional, just moving the roll of toilet paper around.

"Okay, my first confessional. So um, Zoey. Nice girl… okay, super nice! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. You see, I have this, um, quirk. I just hope this condition doesn't ruin everything for me again." He gives a brief sigh at that.

(Cut: Wait, condition?)

Zoey was in the confessional now and seemed pretty happy.

"Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional! It's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice! I hope they'll like me… I could use a few new friends, or friends period. Oh, what if they hate me?! Maybe this flower is too big! Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?

(Cut: It's okay. I like you.)

Jo makes it to the shore of the island.

"Woohoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the-" She interrupted herself by noticing that there was someone else on shore. Two, actually. She noticed Dawn on a rock holding Jordan's top hat, who came out holding a starfish. The strange thing was that they were completely dry. Needless to say, Jo was dumbfounded.

"How did you two-? You're not even wet!"

"Hmm? Oh, we used a shortcut," Dawn stated oh-so-bluntly.

"What shortcut?!"

"It's a trick known by all magic users," said Jordan, as he released the starfish into the sea. And he says this, Brick McArthur crawls onto the shore, salutes, and falls on the sand.

(Confessional: So… what is this "shortcut" that those two speak of?)

Jordan was sitting, in full view this time, as he starts to talk.

"I have been watching Total Drama since the show first aired! See, that gave me an opportunity to study the show's habits and quirks. I am a magician, but a… special type of magician!"

(Cut: So we got two people who have special quirks.)

Brick was the next contestant seen, standing in front of the camera.
"I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about the teamwork! Back at cadet school, I took the Teamwork Medal three years running! I also took the Bedmaking Medal, the "Flag-holding" Medal, and the Letters Home to Mom Medal. I always win that one.

(Cut: Guess they make medals for anything now, huh?)

Cameron was on top of B's head as they both came onto the shore.

(Confessional: Did you notice that while Cameron was coughing, B looked like he was not even in the water?)

Cameron was using hand sanitizer as he began to speak.

"I am what's known as, a 'bubble boy'. Growing up, my mom was really overprotective. So I've never gone swimming before. Up until six hours ago, I've never done anything before. Except read and sigh a lot. (sighs) But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with! (as a butterfly flies in) No way!" He takes notice of this particular type of butterfly, who lands on his head. Which somehow causes him to fall backward from the weight.

(Cut: So is he light enough to fly with a bunch of balloons?)

It seems like everyone was on shore now as Staci is seen chatting about her "ancestors" while next to Zoey, Mike, Dawn, and Jordan.

"Yeah, and my great, great uncle Boris invented swimming. And before him, people just swung their arms like this and swam to the bottom. And my great-great-great-great-great-great-"

"Yeah, that's great…" Mike was not paying attention to Staci at all. Then everyone heard a splashing noise as Sam was washed onto the shore, coughing out a fish.

(Confessional: Should there be an introduction to who I am first, or…?)

Sam was in the confessional.

"I knew I should have played that sweet fitness workout game! Ugh, I just hope I don't get cut first. That would be lame! But if I stick it out long enough to get 6th or even 7th, how cool would that be, huh?" He chuckles… and gets back to playing his game.

(Cut: NEEEERRRRDDD!)

Mike, Zoey, Dawn, and Jordan continued their conversation. Zoey starts as Mike stares dreamily at her.

"So stoked to be here! I've been watching Total Drama forever! Who knows, maybe I'll even make some new friends!"

"Yes," said Dawn. "That would be good considering you were an only child and all."

"Wha? Who told you that?"

"Your soul reads like an open book! You have had such a lonely childhood. It must have been difficult." She tries to comfort her holding her hand, but Zoey can only politely decline, a little creeped out. At this point, Jordan rose from his hat, showing him in full view to the other campers for the first time as he yawns.

"I don't know about you, but I think this will be a challenge for me."

"Really," says Mike. "Why's that?"

"Well, I happen to be a unique individual, and it's not just because I'm a magician. So, you know those cartoon effects that happen in cartoons?"

"Yeah." The other three were curious as to why he would ask.

"Well, I happen to have that special skill. Watch."

Using the powers of Cartoon Physics, he made a cartoonish dash across the water, using a wheel of feet to run as fast as… some superhero who can run on water. After a while, he made a quick break and stopped, landing back on the shore. The others applauded this as he took a bow. Dawn seemed especially impressed by the magician's feat.

(Confessional: So he's like a full-blown cartoon? Wow, now that's irony…)

Jordan was in full view as he hovered over the seat.

"So yeah, what I just did is something that I dub, Cartoon Physics. Basically, any cartoon trick you can think of, I can do! I'm glad everyone was impressed. Especially Dawn. Now don't get any ideas, but I think she is a nice girl. And plus, she's magic too! Though her type of magic is more as what I call, Inner Magic. You know, the kind that acts as a window to the soul…"

He then glanced and sighed as he seemingly got lost in thought.

(Cut: I sense something ashore and it's not just the contestants…)

"Wow! That was incredible!"

"Thanks! It's just a little something that I can do thanks to my magic! Oh, and you're aura reading ability is pretty cool, too!"

"Wow, you really mean it?"

"Of course I do! Why would you ask?"

"Well, you see I-"

Dawn was interrupted by an alarm, which held the voice of who else?

"Attention, fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife! That would be bad."

Lightning was skeptical of his warnings.

"Yeah, we wouldn't want to upset the bunnies!"

"The tiniest sound can set them off. Like this!" Chris demonstrated by blowing an air horn through the speaker, causing everyone to cover their ears. Jordan in particular was caught off-guard, forcing him to fall backward into his hat. And as for who the sound caught the attention of… well, something in the distance is seen knocking down trees. Everyone immediately ran, with Dawn grabbing Jordan's hat and placing it on her head as she ran with everyone else.

AU: Wow, I have been making long ones recently! Anyway, so here's a new story from one of my favorite TV shows, Total Drama. To those aware of my stories, you may notice that I named my OC, Jordan. Well, let me explain, all of my stories are going to include a version of Jordan James. So aside from the Jordan James of the Mario fanfictions, there will be a Jordan James in this version and possibly other versions.

As for why I made this, well, I wanted to focus on a different version of my OC with another one of my fictional crushes: Dawn. While she has had little screentime, she did show a lot of potential and room for stories. Like, what's her backstory like? How did she become who she is today? And what better way for her to friend up than with a magician. And not just any magician. A full-blown cartoon magician! I actually wanted to do a character like this forever since Total Drama is a cartoon, and he's a cartoon as well…

I will provide info about this version of Jordan James on my main page.

As for how the season will go, it may more or less resemble the canon season. But do remember that this is the first part of the first episode, so while I can provide some of his conversations and moments here and there, the changes possibly will not kick in until a few more chapters/episodes in, so be on the lookout.

As always, leave a review! Never hurts to help!