Discliamer: I don't own Naruto.
Story Begins
"Leaf sucks!"
"Akasuki is stupid!"
A group of Konoha ninja faced off against the Akasuki, and, as usual, Naruto and Deidara were beginning to exchange insults.
"Konoha ninjas sleep with teddy bears!"
"Oh ya? Well, Akasuki members drink from the toilet!"
"Leaf ninjas scream like girls!"
"Akasuki members….," Naruto paused to think of a good comeback. His face strained with the effort. Suddenly, he grinned as inspiration struck. "Akasuki members are gay!"
Deidara was about to reply when, much to everyone's surprise, Itachi lost his cool.
"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!" he yelled. There was a collective sweat drop. A few people slowly backed away. Ino gasped and Sakura fainted. "What?" asked Itachi.
"Dude," said Kakashi, not looking up from his book, "you just admitted you're gay."
Sasori rolled his eyes, and Kisame muttered under his breath, "The cat's out of the bag now." As for Itachi, he was so embarrassed that his normally emotionless face went red as a tomato. He then tried to hide in the 'emo corner' and was promptly kicked out by a very pissed off Sasuke. Itachi knew, in his heart, that he would never live this down. 'This is just like in third grade...' he thought, as his eyes started to tear up.
"….Okay……." said Naruto. "That was awkward…"