Kevin, the hall monitor
Chapter one
"C'MON, MY GRANDMA CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU!" Eddy yelled.
The Eds were late for school, and the last bell rings in 30 seconds!
"We'll never get there in time, Eddy! We'll have to run faster then this!" Double Dee said.
So the Eds ran faster.
"My legs hurt, Double Dee." Ed said.
"SHUT UP, ED! THERE IT IS! I SEE THE SCHOOL! C'MON, BOYS…!"
Only 10 seconds left before the last bell rings.
The Eds ran inside the school with seven seconds to spare.
"WHERE'S MATH CLASS!" Eddy said.
"OVER THERE! WE'RE ALMOST THERE, EDDY! PROCEED!"
They were about to barge into their classroom, but Kevin blocked the classroom.
"Kevin, can you please stir to the other direction? We have to get in the classroom!"
Double Dee said.
"You dorks are late." Kevin said.
He was the school's hall monitor.
He wore a hall monitor uniform.
Blue pants, blue shirt, a blue hat, and the blue shirt said HALL MONITOR in spray paint.
"We're not late, stupid! THE BELL HASN'T RANG YET!" Eddy yelled.
Suddenly, the bell rang.
The Eds groaned.
"Now, you're late." Kevin said.
He tore three pieces of papers for the Eds.
He shoved the papers in their faces.
The papers fell to the ground.
"Ha! Ha! Later, dorks!" Kevin said, walking away from the Eds.
"Dorks?" Ed said.
Double Dee picked up the three pieces of paper from the ground.
"TARDY? I HAVE NEVER BEEN TARDY! I'VE ALWAYS HAVE PERFECT ATTENDANCE, BUT NOW MY PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Get over it, Shakespeare." Eddy said.
"C'mon, we have to get to class. Like I care."
The Eds walked in the classroom.
The teacher was in a middle of a lesson.
"You guys are late." The teacher said.
The teacher went to his desk, and pulled out three pink slips.
"I'll see you in detention." The teacher said, giving the pink detention slips to the Eds.
The kids started laughing.
"Now, now, there's no need to laugh at them. It happens." The teacher said.
"You guys can take a seat."
The Eds went to pick a desk.
On the way there, they heard kids whisper stuff, like "Those guys…in detention. HA!" and "They are so stupid!"
The Eds took a desk at the back of the room.
Double Dee was crying quietly, Ed was picking his nose, and Eddy was growling.
It was 3:00 and class was over.
"THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY! C'MON, BOYS! OUR TWO DAY WEEKEND AWAITS!" Eddy said, running out of the classroom, but Double Dee said, "Eddy, we can't! We have detention, remember?"
"Oh yeah." Eddy murmured.
"AARH! I HATE THAT STUPID KEVIN! WHY CAN'T HE JUST LEAVE US ALONE!"
"We have to go to detention, Eddy. Or else, we'll be in more mischief." Double Dee said.
"Cheese and crackers!" Ed said.
"Fine." Eddy said, and the Eds walked to detention together.
That was chapter one! Please R&R!