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Authors note: ...............

InuYasha: "Sesshomaru you can't defeat."

Sesshomaru: " you're dead already InuYasha"

InuYasha lies dead with his own sword in him because he is stupid enough to stab him self while trying to swing his sword

Sesshomaru: "that was uneventful, I'm hungry"

Sesshomaru goes to a pizza parlor to eat some pizza

Koga: "where is InuYasha!!, he was supposed to be here an hour ago"

Sesshomaru has pizza sauce down the front of him so that it looks like blood

Koga sees Sesshomaru

Koga: "you were supposed to have a duel with InuYasha today.a practice duel"

Sesshomaru: "yup"

Koga: "but you killed him"

Sesshomaru: "no he killed himself"

Koga: "no"

Sesshomaru: "yes he did 'cause he sucks"

Koga: "die."

Sesshomaru: "you're dead to"

Koga: "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Koga dies from his stupidity

Sesshomaru: "boy this sucks, everybody sucks"

Shippo: "yo wassup everyone y'all suck"

Sesshomaru: "shut up shuppet" Shippo: "the names Shippo"

Sesshomaru: "bye bye shuppet"

Shippo: "the name's SHIPPO"

Sesshomaru: "well you have to die for me to take over the world"

Shippo: "y'all don have to be killin me cause I to swift fer you brother"

Sesshomaru: "what the hell is that all about shuppet"

Shippo: "IT's SHIPPO!!!"

Sesshomaru: "well anyway die"

Shippo: "bring it on wolf cause you can't beat me for crap"

Sesshomaru: "shut up and die shuppet"

Shippo: "well IT"S SHIPPO AND YOU WILL DIE.."

Sesshomaru: "you're dead already to, oh my god everybody can't duel for crap"

Shippo lets out a few cries of pain as Sesshomaru kicks him in the head

Sesshomaru: "I'm hungry again"

Sesshomaru goes back to the pizza parlor to eat again

Pizza guy: "hey are you eating sumthin'"

Sesshomaru: "I'm hungry and you're my food"

Pizza guy: "no you don't da."

Sesshomaru eats him in front of a whole bunch of people

Sango: "that's horrible he ate that person"

Sesshomaru: "so he died"

Sango: "well you will feel wrath of kitty-kitty"

Kylala: "meow"

Kylala: "meow"

Sango: "transform Kylala"

Kylala: "MEOW"

Sesshomaru: "I'll eat you to"

Sango: "you don't dare eat kitty"

Sesshomaru: "I did already"

Sango: "noooooooooooo kitty-kitty"

Sesshomaru stomach goes "meow meow meow meow"

Sango: "kitty are you alive"

Kylala: "meow mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Sesshomaru: "yup he tastes good, and so will you"

Sango: "noooooooooooooo"

Sesshomaru: "yum, she tasty"

Sesshomaru waddles out of the pizza parlor

He comes back to InuYasha and eats him

Same to Koga

Then he rolls over to muschein temple and eats Miroku

Then he rolls over to ovveo village and eats Kiko

Then he rolls to hidden volcano and eats Totosai

Then he rolls down the volcano and gets stuck in the pizza parlor trying to eat more

Thnxs for reading my story please review and thanks to cell for telling me the damn names of them guys and how to spell them