Guy All The Fangirls Want
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, or Girl All The Bad Guys Want. Rurouni Kenshin is property of Nobuhiro Watsuki, and Girl All The Bad Guys Want is property of Bowling for Soup.
A/N: I saw a different version of this song, and it compelled me to write this version. I'm pleased with how it came out, although the oro part doesn't really fit. Oh well. Just don't flame me. Flames just waste time and effort. Constructive criticism is appreciated!
8'o-clock, Monday night, and I'm waitin',
To finally talk to a guy with a scar on his cheek.
His name is Kenshin; he's a wanderer with a big sword.
He wears a fuchsia gai and assures me that it's not pink.
And when he walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
But he keeps on running from me.
'Cause he's stoppin' bad guys.
Being glomped by little kids.
Dodging Kaoru's bokken.
Get the laundry soakin'
Its like a bad movie, he's running from me.
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone stab me!"
As I failed miserably
Tryin' to get the guy all the fangirls want.
He's the guy all the fangirls want.
He likes to buy tofu, and I enjoy stalking him.
As soon as he sees me he wails, and runs away.
He asks me to stop but I follow him anyway.
He'll never know that I'm not the only one.
And when he walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
But he'll never stop for me!
'Cause he's stoppin' bad guys.
Being glomped by little kids.
Dodging Kaoru's bokken.
Get the laundry soakin'
He can be Battousai, quick, fast, and deadly.
Purple goes to amber
He's a force to be reckoned with.
Its like a bad movie, he wants to kill me.
If you where me then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone help me!"
As I failed miserably
Tryin' to get the guy all the fangirls want.
He's the guy all the fangirls want.
He's the guy all the fangirls want.
He's the guy all the fangirls want.
There he goes again with shifty eyes
A few glances over his shoulder.
He's so wary I think I scared him.
All I wanted was to make him oro!
Now I'm stoppin' bad guys.
Being glomped by little kids.
Dodging Kaoru's bokken.
Get the laundry soakin'.
I can't be Battousai.
And I don't even have a sword.
I am but a fangirl (fangirl, fangirl).
It's like a bad movie, he's avoiding me.
If you were me then you'd be,
Screamin' "Someone stab me!"
As I failed miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the fangirls want.
He's the guy all the fangirls want. (X7)
He's the guy all the- (Dun dun dun.)