Chapter One:
Chapter One:
Getting Ready!
"Oh my gosh! Oh my GOSH!!" yelled Jasper as he ran into Edwards door and fell down on his back. "EDDDDDIEEEE!!" Jasper jumped up and kicked down Edward's door. "What the hell was that for!?" Edward asked with anger as he slapped Jasper across the face. "I'm NOT fixing that you know!" He said. "Now…what is it that you want?" Jasper rubbed his face then his eyes light up and he started to hop around Edward. "IT'S HALLOWEEEEEEEN!"
Edward let out a deep sigh and scratched his head. "Your point…?" Jasper stared at Edward like he was crazy.
"What do you MEEEEAN?! LET'S GO TRICK OR TREATING!"
"We're too OLD."
"Pfffft, we're never to OLD."
"Fine…let's go get Emmett."
"YAY!"
"Emmett? Are you in the bathroom?" Edward knocked on the bathroom door loudly. "YES! What do you want?!" Answered Emmett. "Are you going to come trick or treating with Jasper and I?" he asked. Emmett giggled then came flying out of the door. "LIKE MY NICELY SHAVEN LEGS?!" he held them up so they could see. "OMG! THEY'RE SO SMOOTH AND SHINY!" Jasper poked Emmett's legs. "Will you do mine?" Jasper begged. Emmett grinned and stood in an 'almighty' position. "Of course and yes, I'll come."
"So…Edward…what are you going to be?" asked Emmett as he started to shave Jasper's SUPER HAIRY legs. "Well, Bella made me this a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e pink pony costume…so I think I'll wear that," he smiled with joy. "Jasper?" Edward and Emmett both stared at Jasper for an answer. "A PRETTY PRINCESS FAIRY! That's why I want you to shave my legs so I can wear a tutu," Jasper said in a small girly voice. "What about you Emmett?" Emmett sighed and pulled on his 'fake' beard. Then he jumped up and laughed evilly. "WONDERMAN! Except I'll be wearing a skirt…" Edward frowned. "What's with you two and skirts?"
"Alright, everyone ready?" asked Jasper as he placed on his crown and wings. "Yuppers!" Emmett yelled. Then Edward came out with a sad face. "…Bella said we had to take Jacob since she's going with the girls and doesn't want him to feel lonely…" Jasper and Emmett gasped and cried. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY BELLA?! WHY?!" Edward hit them both on the head. "Leave my wife outta this!" After those words there was silence…then all of a sudden and loud BANG! BANG! Came from outside. Edward quickly ran over to the door and opened it. "ello my fellow brothers…" Jacob grinned and waved. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU DRESSED UP AS A VAMPIRE?! I SHOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M IN THERAPY AND THAT WON'T BE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH SO LET'S GO!" They all left the house and started to sing, "I'm a Barbie Girl."
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