So I was thinking, I wanted to change a song into something that could relate to Alex Rider. So I chose This Old Man. Sure, it's really a nursery rhyme, but oh well. I hope you enjoy. I do not own This Old Man or Alex Rider. By the way, just sing it in the tune of This Old Man.

This Young Spy

This young spy, he played one,

He played catch 'em with a gun;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played two,

He played catch 'em with some dude;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played three,

He played catch 'em in an alley;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played four,

He played catch 'em while 'e was sore;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played five,

He played catch 'em 'fore he die;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played six,

He played catch 'em with physics;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played seven,

He played catch 'em up to Heaven;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played eight,

He played catch 'em with some bait;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played nine,

He played catch 'em with a deadline;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

This young spy, he played ten,

He played catch 'em once again;

With a knick-knack paddywhack,

Give a dog a bone,

This young spy came rolling home.

So, what do you think? Should I do more nursery rhymes/Alex Rider? Or should I stop? Tell me what to do! But, if you want me to continue, then be prepared for a long wait. I have a lot of other fanfics to do, and I have to juggle all of them. (It's about ten fanfics. *wince* I know I shouldn't really put anything that isn't finished up, what with everything I have, but I really can't help it.) Also, if I continue, I'll change the title to Alex's Nursery Rhymes. So, please, REVIEW!