Heh, heh, I got this idea last night and spent about an hour writing it in my notebook to copy it into the computer this morning. Enjoy!

Orochimaru's Ambition

"Hey, Orochimaru…" Naruto called from the living room.

"Yes-s-s, Naruto-Kun?" the snake-like Sannin poked his head through the doorway.

"Ero-Sennin was telling me about your life's ambition: to learn all the Jutsu in the world. Are you sure you can achieve that goal?"

"Of cours-s-se, why wouldn't I be able to?" Orochimaru walked further in and stopped beside the couch Naruto was lounging on.

"I was only asking… gosh…" Naruto suddenly sat up straight. "Hey! I bet I know a technique or 2 that you probably don't!"

Orochimaru cocked his head to the side, silently prompting him to continue.

"Come on! Follow me!" And the energetic Jinchūriki dashed out the door, dragging the curious and slightly confused scientist with him.

-5 minutes later-

"Alright. Watch carefully. Here I go!" Naruto stood in a clearing in the middle of the forest, Orochimaru staying off to the side.

"Oiroke no Jutsu! Henge!"

POOF!

"Well, Oro-Chan? What do you think?" The Transformed Naruto asked, blowing a kiss and winking at the other ninja.

Orochimaru thought long and hard about this new Jutsu he didn't know. Yet.

"Hm… yes-s-s… very interes-s-sting… will you teach it to me?"

Naru-Chan changed back into regular Naruto and yelled,

"Sure! But are you up to the challenge?"

"I did say that my life's ambition was to learn all the Jutsu in the world, did I not?" The Sannin crossed his arms over his chest.

"True… well, ok!" Naruto agreed.

-4 hours later-

"No, dang it, the hot springs! Think the hot springs, for all flavors of ramen!" Naruto shook his head for the 306th time that day.

"Ok, but the last time I visited the hot springs was when Jiraiya decided to take the whole team, mostly to spy on Tsunade! That was more than 40 years ago!" Orochimaru protested, panting heavily.

The Genin supervising him just sighed irritably and shook his head again.

"You know, you don't have to do this anymore… we can stop whenever you want to…"

"No! I said that I'd learn each and every technique the world has to offer, and I won't back down now!" Orochimaru stood up all the way up and formed the Hand Seal.

'The hot springs... think the hot springs...'

A hazy image of a young Tsunade came into his mind, giving him a better idea of what to change. Into.

'Ok... GO!'

"Oiroke no Jutsu! Henge!"

POOF!

"How do I look?"

"..."

"Naruto-Kun?"

"..."

Transforming back to normal, Orochimaru went to the last place he saw the loud boy.

"Na… ru… to…?"

There was Naruto, lying on the ground twitching, and 2 dark trails of something that looked a lot like blood leading from his nose to a very big puddle beside him.

"T-that… was… awesome…" he heard the young ninja murmur.

"YES-S-S!!! 1 MORE JUTSU DOWN! To celebrate, let's go to the hot springs-s-s! My treat!" and the ecstatic Missing-Nin cart-wheeled away, every now and then, Transforming into his Sexy no Jutsu character.

I know, crack, right? I thought it was hilarious... if you flame me, however, I will not hesitate to use Shihōhappō Shuriken, All Directions Shuriken.
Naruto: yikes...
So... yeah. Please use the Cycle of Awesomeness! Check my other stories for what that means!
Thanks!
-InsaneNarutard0111