The Body – A Fullmetal Alchemist FanFiction Drabble
Pairing: Roy, Ed, Drabble, Character Death, Crack, AU
Rating: PG-13 (for Roy's dead body and Ed's potty mouth)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist!
Note: All conversation is held by Edward.
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"OOF!"
"What the Hell?"
"EEW!"
"Hey someone needs to get this out of here."
"I'm not touching this."
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"Well is anyone listening?"
"What the hell happened anyways?"
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"I know you can hear me!"
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"STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME!"
"It's gonna start smelling, then what are you gonna do?"
"You won't be able to work with it like this."
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"HELLO!?"
"Why is it in the middle of the room anyways?"
"I guess we could get the sound guys to move it."
"Where are they anyways?"
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"WHAT THE HELL!?"
"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACES IF YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING!!"
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"ARGH!"
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"Alright, I'll do it MYSELF!"
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THUMP
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"God! It weighs a TON!!"
WHUMP
SHUFFLE
SHUFFLE
WHACK
THUMP
"oomph!"
"Damn!"
WHACK
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"That was weird. Head just rolled right off."
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SHUFFLE
WHUMP
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"Ok, it's safe to come out now."
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"Seriously, where the FUCK ARE you guys!?"
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SNICKER
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"gurr!"
"I HATE YOU ALL!!"
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END
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