Keru: This is just a pointless drabble . . . or what ever you want to call it.
WARNINGS: implied smex. talks about male dinga-linga-ling-dongs. Yeah.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. Or Roxas. Or Axel. Or even this story really.
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A blond man named Roxas with ocean blue eyes visited his physician to ask his advice in reviving his husband Axel's libido. Both him and his husband were middle aged.
"What about Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" Roxas said. "He wont even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He wont even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later when he called the doctor, who directly inquired as to his progress. The poor man exclaimed "Oh my god! It was horrible! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent my cups and tablecloth flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"What..why was it so terrible...was it not good?" asked the doctor.
"Hell no, it was the best time I've had in 15 years! But I'm pretty sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!."
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Keru: Yeah . . . I recieved this as an email from a friend of mine and immediatly thought of Axel and Roxas. I just modified it a bit. Please do review!!! I'll love you bunches if you do!!! And probably update another one of my stories sooner!