Team seven was getting older and certain thing had not been explained to them yet. After being scarred for life seeing Kurenai and Asuma...umm... cough, cough do some things to each other in the middle of training area #69 (which they vowed never to train on again), Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura where wondering about about what it was. And so they sought the genius of their sensei, Kakashi. Of course, when posed with this question, Kakashi refused to tell them what it was until they explained what they saw.
Sakura tried to explain but at last, she passed out of a massive nosebleed. Sasuke couldn't find the words and when Naruto tried explain...well...thing didn't go to well.

"No," Kakashi flatly stated "I refuse to teach my three hormoan enraged 15-year-olds about the birds and the bees. Besides, you should already know this stuff"

"The birds and the bees? What's that 'supose to mean?!" a confused Naruto asked. Sasuke put of his best 'I'm-thinking-about-it' face and alas said, "I dunno. It might be some kind of ninja code for something like a training sequence." Sakura had awaken from her seemingly endless sleep, dazed, confused and covered in blood. She looked up at Sasuke and Naruto then down at her clothes.

"W-what just happened, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said making a weak attempt to puller herself towards him. Sasuke didn't feel as though he needed to be bothered with such a trivial girl and so he hit Sakura in the back of her neck with the blunt side of his kunai. Naruto looked at the raven haired boy in utter shock and misery.

"OI! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, TEME!? SHE DIDN'T DO NOTHING TO YOU! DATTEBAYO!" Naruto yelled at the other teen. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Do you really wanna listen to her go on and on about what she saw? It's bad enough we saw it too." Sasuke complained "Pick you poison. Either wake her up and listen to her or just take her home and lay her down. I don't really care anymore.
Naruto chose the second option. He carry Sakura to her house and when her parent asked what happened, Naruto calmly explained that while training, Sakura started to feel lighthead and passed out. When they asked about the blood, Naruto simply said, "She's a pervert"

Well, I think I've done a fairly good job on this. I'm not done though so look for the next one or two chappies. Then I'll be done. Sayonara!

XxAki-ChanxX