First, the disclaimer.

All characters are copyright to Inu-Yasha, NOT ME. The story IS copyright to me.

Funny, 'cause I had gotten this idea from looking at my empty Frappucino bottle I got from Starbucks yesterday. Mmm, vanilla!!!

Ok, and now for the plot. Kagome is coming back from her time and when she comes to ancient Japan, she brings the good substance formerly known as coffee! What will or possibly can go wrong with bringing a pot of coffee?

--Coffee--

Inu-Yasha sat by the well, looking down it. Shippo sighed.

"Inu-Yasha, I'm sure she'll come back soon. She can't stay there forever!" Miroku raised his eyebrow. "Oh, wait..."

Kagome came out, striking Inu-Yasha in the face with a burning pot.

"Oops, sorry Inu-Yasha." She rubbed her head. Inu-Yasha got up.

"What'd you do that for you incoherent witch?!" He yelled.

"Inu-Yasha she said sorry!" Shippo said, sighing. Miroku looked at the pot that struck Inu-Yasha's face.

"What's that, Kagome?" He asked, pointing at it. Kagome looked down, then she smiled, sitting down in the grass.

"It's called coffee, Miroku. It's very strong and hot so I wouldn't..." But Miroku had already tried to drink some. It burnt his tongue. He spat it out, holding his tongue, trying to cool it down. Inu-Yasha laughed.

"That's what you get, monk." He said, rubbing his face. Shippo laughed.

"Let me try some, Kagome!" Shippo said, reaching for the pot. Kagome nodded and poured some into a cup she got from her backpack. She handed the cup to him. Shippo grinned.

"Careful with it, Shippo! It's very hot!" Shippo nodded at her and kept walking. Inu-Yasha watched as he came towards him.

"Don't touch me with that you runt!" He yelled, backing away.

"Oh, come on Inu-Yasha! It can't be that-" Shippo then tripped over a rock in the ground and spilled the coffee—all over Inu-Yasha.

"You mindless brat how dare you! That hurt like hell now you're going to pay!" Inu-Yasha yelled. Coffee dripped from his hair and his face, the cup falling off his head. Shippo ran away from him but Inu-Yasha grabbed his shirt and whacked him on the back of his head and kept hitting him.

"Inu-Yasha!" Kagome yelled angrily. He didn't seem to hear her. "INU-YASHA!!!" She yelled again. He just kept ignoring her and beating Shippo. "Sit, sit, sit, sit, SIT!!"

Inu-Yasha plowed into the ground five times, his face burning and now bruised. Shippo ran away and clung to Kagome. Miroku was still trying to cool his tongue off. Miroku then smiled at Inu-Yasha.

"That's what you get, Inu-Yasha." And smiled. Kagome sighed deeply. "Inu-Yasha, you're so aggressive." A loud banging sound came from the woods. She looked over. "What was that?" She asked, terrified.

"Feh, it's probably just a stupid demon. God I get tired of them..." Before Inu-Yasha went into the woods, he took the coffee pot and smashed it. Kagome huffed.

"Inu-Yasha! That was my grandmother's!" She said angrily, following him nonetheless. Miroku and Shippo shrugged, running behind them.

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Yeah, this is a short chapter but I promise more is coming! Yay for coffee!!!