I know that this is going to be kind of like B. in the B., but I was rewatching it the other night, and figured, hey, what if Sweets made them do something like this for a month? So, here it is, the high school Health project! Y'all know I don't own Bones, so just forget it! Love and kisses, !
Dr. Lance Sweets' announcement was met with blank stares from his patients. "Did you not understand the assignment? Perhaps I can help. You see, -"
"We understood," Booth replied dryly.
"Then, why aren't you saying or-"
"Because, Sweets!" Booth was now shouting. "Because who said to you, 'Hey, Booth and Bones have the time or even WANT to take care of an actual, living baby for a month!'? What makes you think that this isn't going to be like your whole double-date thing? Hmm?"
"Well, you've taken care of a child before."
"For a week, Dr. Sweets. That was just for a week. You're proposing that we look after the child for a month."
"True. But-"
"I HAVE MY OWN KID TO LOOK AFTER!" Booth thundered.
"Agent Booth, calm down. This is just a child. It will do everything that I'm sure Parker did, but this time you'll be around to witness it."
That got Booth sitting right back down. "But, why would we want to do this?"
"Terminated partnership ring a bell?"
"OKAY!" Both Booth and Brennan threw their hands in the air as a sign of surrender.
"But I feel like I'm in high school Health class again," Booth added.
And now, I shall hypnotize you. You are getting veeeery sleepy. You are getting sooooo sleepy that when I say Booth, you will send me a review. Ready? Booth!