heres a little parody remake of the song Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
It's kinda like Violet's version of the song.
Disclaimer: I only own this parody...not ASOUE
Tik Tok
By: Ke$ha
Wake up in the morning
to hearing Mr. Poe
Klaus got his glasses
We're at Olaf's door
We gotta hit those chores
Before we leave
Brush our teeth
with a tub of toothpaste
'cause when we're running for the night
we ain't got time to waste.
I'm talking:
Slamming Count Olaf's doors-doors
Esme buying us ugly clothes-clothes
Aunts that are afraid of phones-phones
Still running
ain't carring no merchandises
uncovering Olaf's disguies
apparently the sugar bowl is priceless-
Don't shoot!
That harpoon!
now the Quagmires' in that balloon, tonight
we're gonna fight
till Count Olaf sees the light
Tik Tok
on the clock
but the chase doesn't stop, no
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
He ain't got a care in the world
cause all his beer's in a tank
Ain't got no money in our pockets
'cause it's all in the bank
And now the news are stacking up
'cause they say we've been killing
but we kick it to the curb
while we're mixin' and minglin'
I'm talking 'bout-
school's food tatses like junk-junk
Quagmire boys kick crunk -crunk
Always smackin' Olaf when he gets drunk-drunk
Now-now
Pruffrock had kicked us out-out
'Cause the Quagmires got shoved down-down
Quagmires got shoved down-down
Quagmires got shoved down
Don't shoot!
That harpoon!
now the Quagmires' in that balloon, tonight
we're gonna fight
till Count Olaf sees the light
Tik Tok
on the clock
but the chase doesn't stop, no
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
(Fat Poe)
you build us up
you break us down
our tears they fall-
yeah you left us
with our heads down
you left us now
with our heads down
yeah you left us
(Fat Poe)
you build us up
you break us down
our tears they fall
yeah you left us
with our heads down
can't get them up
can't get them up
yeah, there were times
in the middle where
we fell in love
Don't shoot!
That harpoon!
now the Quagmires' in that balloon, tonight
we're gonna fight
till Count Olaf sees the light
Tik Tok
on the clock
but the chase doesn't stop, no
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
Don't shoot!
That harpoon!
now the Quagmires' in that balloon, tonight
we're gonna fight
till Count Olaf sees the light
Tik Tok
on the clock
but the chase doesn't stop, no
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
Oh Oh Whoa Oh
(Fat Poe)
*we hear Violet chuckling*
I enjoyed writing this! My favorite line is 'Quagmire boys kick crunk-crunk' So lemme know what you think! Next song, coming up!
Song: Tik Tok
Property of Ke$ha