Ok everyone... you may know me... I'm better known in the Artemis Fowl Category...but I'm trying my hand at Harry Potter –shields self from the laughers and pointers- ANYWAY Yes, this fic IS set in Hogwarts... wow... Hogwarts is actually not a not something! It didn't have a squiggly line under it in word! COOL
Anyway...
Disclaimer: I own HOGWARTS MWHAHAHA
-lawyers come along with JK Rowling-
"Excuse me you don't own Hogwarts ( a bunch of criminal law and copyright crap)
10 hours later...
Ok dude I said HOGWARTS not Hogwarts H.O.G.W.A.R.T.S. it's... -does quick thinking- my sisters cheerleading squads name! Ya! So BACK OFF
Chapter 1
Harry finished planting the last camera into Professor McGonagal's classroom.
"Hurry Harry they're coming,"Ron said worriedly from his lookout spot.
"That's ok, I'm done," said Harry as he jumped down off the stool, kicking it behind someone's desk. He quickly went to his seat, sadly, Ron didn't make it.
A stampede of thirty students trampled over Ron before he got the chance to take cover at a desk. Harry watched hopelessly.
"Erm, sorry there,"he said as Ron took the desk beside him.
"That's ok..."Ron grunted.
Professor McGonagal walked through the doorway just as everyone was seated. She walked quite briskly a piece of scraggly hair flopping out form her hat.
One student from Ravenclaw came rushing into the classroom late. He took a seat at the last available desk. Now this student had a knack of leaning on his chair...so-
"Hey what's this behind my de-"
The Ravenclawer crashed to the ground, toppling over the stool and landing with a thud on the floor.
McGonagal rushed over to him. Ron and Harry exchanged nervous glances.
After the student was safely escorted to the Hospital wing the proffesor managed to teach the class, without interruption.
"Wow, we should pull that one on the Slythrins!"ranted Ron as they piled out of the classroom.
"In time,"said Harry smiling. "I really had nothing against him, it was a total accident..."
"Ah,"said Ron putting his hand on his shoulder. "That's what they all say."
Later that evening, after diner, the two went up to their Dormitories.
"Spying time..."
Harry flicked on his Camera surveillance TV, monitoring McGonagal's classroom, where she always went after diner in the night.
They watched the TV, waiting until the professor entered her classroom.
Five minutes later...
"Harry there she is!"
They both watched closely as McGonagal checked out her classroom door, apparently making sure nobody else was there. Then she smiled and pranced over to a desk and stood on it.
"What's she up to?"
She stood up on the desk then started changing into a cat, then changing back into human rapidly, laughing and giggling maniacally.
They both widened their eyes in bewilderment.
"Does she do this all the time?" Ron asked distantly.
"I think,"said Harry. "She does it for fun..."
"Woahhh..."
Three hours later...
Finnaly McGonagal stopped, still laughing.
The two stared in amazement.
"She can go for a while."
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Ok, my first shot...I hope you liked it :D It was pure crap, but I'm not really in a writing mood today.
.::The OddBird::.
M Gonagal turning to a cat then a human rapidly lauging maniacly