Intro:
Just thought that I'd explain a little more about this fic and how I came up with it and all its stupidity so that you aren't too confused. Obviously this is a parody crossover of Death Note and Pirates of the Caribbean….OK you KNOW things are gonna get weird when two things so completely different get mixed.
LOL the idea came to me when I realized that if Mello's eye had been badly damaged from being burned, then he either would have a) gotten it replaced or b) worn an eye patch. Somehow I managed to picture him with it and added REALLY bad teeth, a mustache and threw Jack Sparrow's clothes into the mix- hat and all. I couldn't stop laughing at the thought! I thought that someone should make a parody crossover fic of it because it would be freaking hilarious and I thought to myself, "Hey, why don't I do it?" Then somehow I thought of Near and it turned into Commodore Nearington….don't ask how I came up with that. But that's how Detectives of the Caribbean: Curse of the Death Note was born!
So here's a list of the PotC characters and what they've been turned into for DotC!
Captain Jack Sparrow = Jack Mello
Commodore James Norrington = Com. Nate Nearington
Mr. Gibbs = Watari
The Black Pearl = The Death Note yes I turned it into a ship. Deal with it.
Davey Jones= Davey L
Will Turner = Matt Gamer
Elizabeth Swann = Kyomi Swann(pff like I'd make stupid Misa be the smart heroine)
Ragetti & Pintel = Mikami & Misa(ha she's a stupid one-eyed freak)
Cotton & his parrot = Mogi and his parrot
Jack the Monkey = Rem the Monkey (ha ha I couldn't resist)
Capt. Barbossa = Capt. Barkira
Gillette(Norrington's right-hand man dude) = Roger
Barbossa's 1st Mate = Ryuuk
Now that that's out of the way: Onto the randomness and stupidity! Lol I hope someone finds this funny. And if it sucks- please let me know so I can delete, start over or whatever. But since its about the Kira Case on the high seas, it should be somewhat amusing. Besides- who else besides me wants to picture Matt with a shirt that shows off his chest somewhat and tight pants? C'mon, don't be afraid, raise those hands.