Hello there readers! This it the fan fiction I've been promising you all. This happens to be my version of the episode Alex Gets Schooled with Andrew and Chaosky included in it.
Now before the story starts, I want to touch up with you readers about something important. First of all, instead of there being a mixup with Alex's report card and Mandy's report card, Mandy purposely switches her report card over with Alex's as part of revenge for what happened in 'Alone in the World'.
Also, there will be several other changes too, but those won't be pointed out until later in the story. Another thing, this WILL be a multi-chapter story so I'll try to get the other chapters done as soon as possible. One more thing, this chapter will basically involve how Andrew starts going through the 'sanity slippage' once Alex leaves them. Just letting you all know. And this story is classified as Angst in addition to Humor due to what'll be shown in this chapter. That's all.
Anyway, with all that being said, enjoy the fanfiction everyone!
Disclaimer: All characters that aren't mine belong to their rightful owners.
BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL:
It was a beautiful night in Beverly Hills and everyone had left the high school for the night... well, except for Mandy who was sorting through report cards and was forced to do this as a way to do time for what she did a while back. Needless to say, Mandy wasn't thrilled at all as she was grumbling.
"Grrrrr," Mandy growled. "Why do I have to be the one to sort through all these report cards that belong to all the other lowlifes in the school. This is so not my thing."
She continued sorting through them and noticed her report card, and she noticed that she had gotten all Fs on her report card.
"NRGGGHHHH! It's not fair!" Mandy sneered. "Why do I have to get all Fs when those losers get the good grades!?"
Mandy saw that Sam got all As, Clover got mostly As and Bs and one C in Metal Shop, Andrew got As and Bs and Alex got As and Bs. Mandy only growled more. She couldn't stand those four, especially with how happy Andrew and Alex are together.
"I hate seeing those two lovebirds being so happy together," Mandy sneered. "I wish for them to pay for thwarting my plans in world conquest."
Mandy then started thinking to herself.
Maybe I can quite possibly do that sooner than later.
It was then Mandy then started devising a plan as she then grinned devilishly. Noticing there was no one else in the school to witness, Mandy took her report card and Alex's report card and made some changes, making Alex's become her report card, and her report card became Alex's.
"There," Mandy made the convincing changes to fool everyone who saw them. "Now there's something else that I'd like to change here."
Mandy then got out a paper and wrote on it. In addition to changing Alex's grades to all Fs, she put a note on Alex's changed report card to 'Contact Alex's Parents about these Grades'.
"Finished," Mandy grinned. "Now Alex will be the sucker with all Fs, her parents will be notified of this, and maybe that fat ugly mutt will be transfered to a boarding school far away from here and Andrew will be broken and then my vengence will be complete! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mandy started laughing maniacally as her new plan of vengence was just getting under way. Now we move on to a new scene.
THE NEXT DAY...
It was now late afternoon at the spies' house, and after having had a long and busy day at school today, the five spies, known as Sam, Clover, Alex, Andrew and Chaosky have walked into their home and sat on the couch all tired out, from doing several mid terms for the classes. Needless to say, they all felt like they had their work cut out for them, and Clover wanted to celebrate with her four friends.
Unfortunately, both Sam and Chaosky had to rain on their parade and say that their report cards came in early. All four of them, not including Chaosky were worried about how they did, as they slowly opened up their report cards and took a look for themselves. Sam was pleased with her grades, Clover was satisfied with her grades and Andrew was thrilled with the grades he got, and Chaosky was proud of Andrew's hard work. Alex on the other hand, was shocked and upset that she got all Fs, noting it was impossible, since she worked her butt off this term. Chaosky took notice of this and noticed something suspicious about the report card. Alex ended up shredding it before Chaosky could take a closer look at it, as Alex knew that if her parents found out about this, something bad will happen. Andrew tried to keep her calm and explain that there must be a misunderstanding with this.
Then as fate ended up being a killjoy, the phone rang and it was revealed to be Alex's parents. Being hesitant at first, once Alex answered the phone, you could tell how disappointed the parents were with their daughter. The parents explained that since they can't trust there daughter in Beverly Hills, they transfered her over to Dorsal Academy in England, and will be leaving Beverly Hills to get her grades improved. This got Alex really upset as once she hung up the phone, she looked sad.
"Alex," Andrew said. "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"
Knowing that she was crying, Andrew felt it was something bad.
"My parents have..." Alex was hesitant. "My parents have transferred me to a boarding school in England and I'll be leaving Beverly Hills for that place soon enough!"
"WHAT!?" All four of them screamed together.
Sam and Clover expressed how much they don't want her to leave them. Chaosky on the other hand wanted to know some answers. This wasn't right.
From looking at Andrew's face, you can see he was about to have a meltdown since he didn't want his angel to leave. Alex then turned to face Andrew as she started crying.
"Alex," Andrew sobbed. "I don't want you to leave! I don't want you to leave me!"
"Oh Andrew!" Alex cried. "I don't want to leave you either!"
Alex ran over to Andrew and hugged him as they both started crying like crazy.
Meanwhile, Chaosky decided to make some phone calls, making the first one to Alex's parents first of all, letting them know that he's gonna get to the bottom of this madness. He then contacted the school and demanded someone to do a full on investigation on Alex's report card and check for all possible clues that could lead to a possible mixup or if someone purposely switched over a report card with a terrible one.
"Chaosky, why did you call the school?" Sam asked.
"To find out more about this report card issue that Alex is in," Chaosky explained. "Something is definitely not right here and I plan on getting to the bottom of this nonsense by all means necessary."
"Well that's not gonna help us," Clover explained. "We don't want Alex to leave us!"
"I don't want to leave you guys either," Alex sobbed. "You are the best room mates ever, especially you Andrew!"
"I know babe," Andrew said. "Alex, before you leave, let's make the most of the time we have together left and spend it together."
"Good idea Andrew," Alex said. "Let's do it!"
And so Andrew and Alex decided to make the last of their time together before Alex gets shipped away to England, kissing each other while they were able to.
A few hours later, Alex's ride to England had shown up, and it was time for Alex to go.
"Well, here's my ride," Alex exclaimed. "I'm gonna miss you all, I hope to be back once my grades get back up."
"I hope so too Alex," Sam said.
"Yeah, keep in touch with us Alex," Clover said.
"Alex," Chaosky started. "Until I find out if your report card was switched over with someone else's, I do hope you stay safe in England and goodluck too."
Alex was thankful for their support and told them how she'll miss them all. She then approached Andrew.
"Andrew," Alex said. "I'm probably gonna miss you the most." She had tears tripping down her face.
"I know babe," Andrew admitted. "I'm really gonna miss you honey."
"Oh Andrew." Alex started hugging him.
"Alex, before you go, there's one more parting gift I have to give you." Andrew stated.
"What is it Andrew?"
Not speaking a word, Andrew and Alex then engaged into a romantic kiss session for a couple of minutes, making it the best one they ever had and hoping they'll make it last. Once they finally stopped kissing for what felt like a long few minutes, Andrew then commented.
"Make that kiss last for a long time babe," Andrew said.
"I will Andrew," Alex nodded. "I will call you sometime in England when I am able to."
"Okay, and Alex," Andrew said. "I love you."
"I love you too Andrew."
After hugging for a couple more minutes, Alex then had to go, so she then said farewell to all five of them, leading to them saying the same thing to her.
As she got into the limo, she saw her friends on the roof saying goodbye to her, and she waved bye to them. It wasn't until she closed the door when she heard Andrew scream.
"ALEX! I LOVE YOU!"
Alex heard this as she rolled down her window.
"I LOVE YOU TOO ANDREW!"
The moment she screamed that did the limo started driving off, as Andrew heard her scream that. The four spies then looked at the limo into the distance. Once the limo was completely out of sight, Andrew felt the need to retreat into the house and decided he needed some serious alone time.
Time passed without Alex, and one could tell that Andrew was just completely devastated without Alex around. Sometime before she left, it was revealed that someone else was now moving into the spies home temporarily, and that person happens to be Jerry, the founder of WOOHP HQ, who needed a place to stay, as his own home was being fumigated for dust mites, and he wanted to stay with the spies. Andrew had nothing personal against Jerry staying with them for a short time, but it just wasn't the same without Alex. Jerry was informed about Alex's departure as well. Andrew had started going into a mental state because of his depression.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, we see the kitchen starting to flood as Sam and Clover were soaked and not too happy with Jerry. Jerry then looked apologetic with what he just did, as Chaosky was behind Sam.
"I'm sorry guys, I don't know what happened." Jerry apologized.
"Well I do!" Sam shouted. "You left your shaving cream warmer on and it set off the sprinklers!"
"The entire kitchen is flooded and you've ruined my hair!" Clover cried out.
"You think that's bad," Chaosky jumped in. "There was this one time where these two con artists came to the original house Andrew and I lived in and they tried to scam us out of a water bill by flooding our bathroom."
It was then that a cutaway flashback was activated.
-Cutaway Flashback-
Outside the original home of Andrew and Chaosky in Beverly Hills, we see a figure approaching the front door.
Inside the house, we see Chaosky reading the newspaper while Andrew was playing an 8-bit Space Shooting video game in a cockpit controller seat, with a catchy bassline playing in the background. Suddenly their front door kicked open, getting their attention as they saw a tall guy who looked like it was two people disguised as one person. Ignoring that, Chaosky demanded.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Name's Jim," The man named Jim said with a strong Canadian accent, as he cleared his throat. "I hear your looking for some new friends, eh?"
"Hey come to think of it," Andrew thought, as he paused his game. "We could use another new friend for backup." Chaosky nodded, showing he was okay with it.
"Well count me in," Jim said approaching them. "But first I need to use your bathroom!"
Some slapping noise was heard as someone was whispering under the leather jacket, which Andrew and Chaosky completely ignored.
"I need to use your shower!" Jim exclaimed.
"The shower is upstairs to the left." Chaosky pointed out, looking skeptical at this suspicious man.
"Hey thanks there little creature guy," Jim said as he hastily ran upstairs and slammed the door as Andrew and Chaosky heard some groaning noise as well as the shower running along with the sink, the toilet and all other water sources in the bathroom.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Andrew and Chaosky went upstairs to the bathroom and saw that their bathroom was flooded. Accompanying Jim was some guy named Scram, who looked like he was about to scam the two out of a water bill. Andrew and Chaosky took notice of this and they both got extremely pissed off.
"Man," Scram snickered and chuckled sinisterly as he got the bill all typed up. "This is one stupid town!"
The moment he said that did Andrew and Chaosky went and gave both Jim and Scram the boot by kicking them out through the roof. The two con artists then landed on the ground in the most hysterical and priceless manner anyone could think of, as they groaned in pain.
-End of Cutaway Flashback-
"Heh heh heh," Chaosky snickered. "That just gets funnier and funnier everytime I think about it."
Sam, Clover and Jerry stared for a minute before Jerry said.
"Hey by the way, where is Andrew?" He asked.
"He's in his room," Chaosky explained. "He hasn't left his room for over a week."
"He's still upset about that, isn't he?" Sam concluded.
"Yes he is," Chaosky nodded. "I called the school again and told them that Andrew is in a mental state and can't think straight. Thankfully, we get school break here for a couple of weeks so Andrew isn't drastically effected by it."
"How do you think Andrew's doing?" Clover asked.
"One can only think how's he's doing right now Clover," Chaosky said as they started thinking for a moment or so.
In Andrew's bedroom, if one were to look at Andrew right now, one would know just how much of a mess he is currently. His hair was completely straight, making him look like an Emo and his appearance also looked similar to Pinkamena, especially where his eyes were derpy from suffering with the sanity slippage. He was currently with his Alex doll as he then started speaking.
"Hey Alex, the best girlfriend in the world," Andrew said madly. "You would never leave me would you?"
Silence for a moment.
"Well that's great, because we're gonna be a happy couple and we'll be together forever! I love you Alex!"
Andrew started laughing hysterically like a maniac as he mentally felt like a looney bird right about now.
"Well babe, how about a kiss?" Andrew asked but was followed by silence.
A moment later, Andrew's lip started to quiver as he then had another major breakdown.
"OH WHAT AM I KIDDING," Andrew screamed. "ALEX! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME!? COME BACK, I MISS YOU!"
Andrew started crying and screaming at the same time as he broke down into another sobbing state for the time being.
Back in the kitchen, the others decided to stop thinking.
"Well, I do hope Andrew's okay," Clover admitted.
"Me too Clover," Chaosky stated. "Me too."
"Well anyway, let's get this place cleaned up." Sam stated.
"Yeah sure." Chaosky agreed.
"You too Jerry!" Sam shouted.
Jerry let out a defeated sigh as he then complied.
"Very well."
They then spend the time cleaning up the kitchen, all while listening to the radio as the song Get Lucky by Daft Punk was playing on it.
After ten minutes or so, the kitchen was completely spotless.
"Now what should we do?" Clover asked.
The others started to think as they then heard a faint noise nearby.
"You guys hear that?" Sam asked.
The noise started getting a little louder.
"It sounds like it's coming from Andrew's bedroom," Chaosky concluded. "Let's go!"
Sam, Clover, Chaosky and Jerry decided to head to Andrew's bedroom, as they heard someone stringing a guitar in a depressing manner.
When they opened Andrew's door, they saw Andrew playing a guitar in a depressing manner.
"Woah, when did Andrew learn how to play the guitar?" Clover wondered.
"Ssshhhh." The others shushed Clover as they then heard Andrew playing a very sad song on the guitar while singing some lyrics he just made up. He then started singing.
One sad day with a sob and a cry,
Our beloved Alex, had to say goodbye.
No more kisses and no safe sex,
All is lost without our Alex.
Alex! (Alex!) Alex! (Alex!).
Life ain't perfect, without ALEX!
As Andrew started finishing up his song, its clear that the others were obviously sad and heartbroken by the lyrics in the song. Once Andrew was done, Chaosky was heard crying and sobbing.
"That was so heart wrenching!" Chaosky cried. "It's so heartbreaking!"
Chaosky then went into Sam's chest as he started crying some more. Sam and Clover were upset as their eyes started watering up.
"Andrew's right. Life isn't the same without Alex around," Sam admitted. "She's like the cherry on top of the sundae."
"And the foam on a latte." Clover added, both of them on the verge of tears.
Even Jerry had to admit, the lyrics were really heartbreaking as he was saddened by this.
"Alex was and is one of my most favorite spy agents I ever had." Jerry admitted as a tear trickled down his left eye.
If there was anyone that was sad by Alex's departure, Andrew was the one who took it the hardest, his eyes all blood shot red as he started crying some more.
"I would do ANYTHING to see Alex's bright, shiny and bubbly smile again," Andrew cried. "Anything to see my girlfriend again!"
All of them (except for Jerry) continued crying for a few minutes with no interruptions.
It was then the crying finally ceased when Andrew's communicator went off. He got it out, and it was revealed to be blue instead of pink.
"Wonder who that could be," Andrew dully said. "Probably just some false advertisement like the past 17 times my communicator went off."
Nonetheless, he opened it and he saw text on the screen say 'Call from: Alex'.
Andrew then looked a little perked at this, hoping this really was his angel. He then answered the call. Then just as predicted, Alex's face then appeared on the screen as she was now in what appeared to be her dorm room at Dorsal Academy.
"Andrew?" Alex asked, as it looked like she was crying about something. "Am I calling at a bad time?"
"Alex?" Andrew had to double check. "That really you? This isn't an illusion is it?"
"I don't think so," Alex said. "And I really hope its not either. I just wanted to call you because I have some free time for the moment."
Andrew then started to light up again.
"Oh Alex, I'm so glad that its you!" Andrew shouted as the others knew this was Alex and were happy to see she was alright. "I really do miss you babe."
"I miss you too Andrew!" Alex admitted.
"I'm not lying either," Andrew said. "I am a huge mess with you away from here!"
"I know honey," Alex cried. "I am a huge mess too! These Brits are weird and they look freaky and they all treat me like an outcast. It's not fair!"
This only made Andrew feel worse. Having people that are different from Alex treat her like an outcast was totally unfair. Andrew really wanted to be there and give those Brits a piece of his mind for treating poor Alex like a piece of crap.
"I wanna go back to Beverly Hills with you guys," Alex cried. "I wanna be with you Andrew, my man who wouldn't let anyone hurt me at all."
"Don't worry babe," Andrew reassured. "I promise I will go there soon and see you there, even if I die trying, I will do anything to make sure my beautiful lady is safe and unharmed!"
"Oh Andrew," Alex felt touched. "Thank you so much."
"Your welcome Alex," Andrew said, winking at her. "I love you baby."
"I love you too Andrew!" Alex said, winking back at Andrew.
After a couple minutes of catching up, Alex noticed something was wrong with her dorm room bed.
"What's going on?" Alex asked.
"What's wrong babe?" Andrew sounded concerned.
It was then the bed that Alex was lying on then turned into a whirlpool, as she then screamed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Alex screamed.
"ALEX!" Andrew screamed in concern and fear.
"ANDREW! HELP ME!" Alex cried. "PLEASE SAVE ME!"
"ALEX!" Andrew screamed one last time as the call then got disconnected.
"Don't worry Alex. I'll save you," Andrew said to himself before turning his attention to the others outside his room. "Guys, we-"
"We heard the whole thing Andrew," Sam said, overhearing her in danger.
"Yeah, Alex is in danger." Chaosky stated.
"Well what are we waiting for? We have to go to England and save Alex!" Andrew announced as the four spies looked at Jerry.
"Ah yes," Jerry took notice of the attention he was getting. "There's just one big problem with that!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GADGETS FOR US TO USE!?" Chaosky screamed.
"Actually, I do have the gadgets you need," Jerry stated. "GLADIS, if you don't mind."
The next not important scene is the spies being given their gadgets for the mission.
"Then what's the problem then Jerry?" Andrew asked.
"Well you see, I don't have any of those flight packs for you to use at the moment," Jerry said sheepishly. "And the transportation is impossible as I spent all my money on having my home fuminated for dust mites, so I can't do that."
"CRAP!" Andrew screamed.
"Now how are we gonna get to England now?" Clover said as we then switched to a scene in the garage as Chaosky unvealed something to the others.
"Well we can always use the air craft to England," Chaosky showed them the aircraft, which strikingly looked very similar to the Voot Cruiser from Invader Zim. "The problem is it's still charging and it can't fly until it's completely charged."
"How much time are we talking?" Sam asked.
"Only 20 minutes." Chaosky stated.
Andrew couldn't wait that long to save Alex. As a result, he ran over to Chaosky with a desperate look on his face.
"Please Chaosky, is there a way to get to England right away," Andrew begged. "Please tell me there is!"
"Well..." Chaosky went into the closet and got out what appeared to be a cannon of some kind. "We have this cannon that can shoot someone to a far away location through the sky."
"How long did you have a cannon for?" Clover asked.
"For quite some time." Chaosky admitted as Sam looked at the side.
"Franklin?" Sam read the text on the cannon.
"Yeah, I don't know why it's there," Chaosky admitted. "Don't ask."
"Anyway Chaosky, you sure this'll work?" Andrew double checked.
"Yes, I can set the firing location to England," Chaosky said. "However, there is only one catch."
"And what would that be?" Andrew asked.
"This cannon can only fire one person a day," Chaosky admitted. "After that, it'll take until tomorrow to work."
"Only one person can be shot from it then." Clover doublechecked, as Chaosky nodded yes.
"Who should be fired from it then?" Sam asked.
"Well it should the one person who is desperate and determined enough to take on this important and dire mission," Chaosky stated as they all stared at Andrew.
"What?" Andrew asked in confusion.
The next scene shows Andrew in the cannon, wearing a helmet as he looked nervous.
"Why do I have to be fired from it," Andrew asked. "Are you sure I should do this?"
"Yes Andrew," Sam stated. "Your the only one destined and determined enough to take on this task. We're depending on you."
"But... but is it worth getting myself killed in the process?" Andrew asked. The next thing Chaosky said would definitely change Andrew's mind.
"Don't you want to save Alex?"
Andrew knew Chaosky was right. He had to do this for Alex, even if he died trying, just like he said to Alex. As a result, he then said.
"I'll do it."
"Great," Chaosky set the cannon's location to England. "Well I'll fire the cannon and once the air craft is finished charging, we'll meet you in England, in the Dorsal Academy. Got it?"
"Got it Chaosky." Andrew gave him a thumbs up. Chaosky started the cannon firing sequence.
"The cannon will be firing in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..." Chaosky counted down as he pulled the trigger.
Once he did that, the cannon fired Andrew sky high, as he was sent flying to parts unknown (actually, it's to England), but he was sent miles away through the sky as the others watched him zip off through the sky.
In the sky, Andrew was thinking to himself.
I hope this works. Alex, even if I die trying, I will save you. I promise!
Andrew then continued soaring, hoping to land right in England...
END OF PART 1...
YEAH, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW READERS! HOPE YOU LIKED THE FIRST CHAPTER! DON'T WORRY, THIS WILL GET MORE HUMOROUS IN LATER CHAPTERS! NEXT TIME, ANDREW MAKES IT TO ENGLAND, ARRIVES AT DORSAL ACADEMY, DISCOVERS SOMETHING SHOCKING, CHAOSKY, SAM AND CLOVER ARRIVE AT THE ACADEMY, JERRY THROWS A PARTY WITHOUT THE SPIES, AND THREE SPECIAL GUESTS WILL BE APPEARING TOO! HOW WILL IT GO?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
BY THE WAY, THE SONG ANDREW WAS PLAYING ACTUALLY GOES IN TUNE WITH THE CATDOG THEME SONG, BUT DUE TO ITS DEPRESSING TONE, ITS GOES BETTER WITH THE ANGSTY VERSION OF THE THEME SONG, FROM THE EPISODE CATDOG DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. JUST SAYING.
ANYWAY, UNTIL NEXT TIME, PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW IF YOU WANT TO!
WITH THAT BEING SAID, TIL NEXT CHAPTER, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!