22 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do.
1. Alice is not allowed to force Jasper to enter Victoria's secret and carry his things.
2. Alice is not allowed to play Bella Barbie.
3. Alice is not allowed to convince Jasper that he wants to manipulate Bella's emotions so that she wants to go shopping. It's just cruel and maniacal.
4. Alice is not allowed to threaten Emmett's car. Or anyone elses. It doesn't matter what they did to her clothes.
5. Alice is not allowed to lie about the future to get her way.
6. Alice is not allowed to intentionally let a secret about Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper or anyone else, accidentally slip through her mind loud enough for Edward to notice and go crazy.
7. Alice is not allowed to block her mind using thoughts that may mentally scar Edward forever.
8. Alice is not allowed to decorate Edward's car for the prom. Or any other special occasion.
9. Alice is not allowed to take Bella shopping against her will.
10. Alice is not allowed to have Rosalie take Bella shopping against her will then meet them at a mall to shop.
11. Alice is not allowed to kidnap and torture Mike Newton.
12. Alice is also not allowed to make up a game called Barbie Mike and then say her kidnapping and torture was supposed to be a fun game.
13. Alice is not allowed to tell Nessie she is a princess and dress her like one.
14. Alice is not allowed to tell Nessie to run, hide, and fight back in anyone tries to make her change out of the afore mentioned dress.
15. Alice is not allowed to take Emmett or Edward to the mall forcing them to go shopping with her for any reason.
16. Alice is not allowed to take Nessie into Victoria's Secret. Not until she's 30 according to Edward.
17. Alice is not allowed to refer to Edward as the 110 year old virgin who finally did it.
18. Alice is not allowed to get others to refer to Edward as this.
19. Alice is not allowed to invite Jacob to stay with the family. Rosalie will go insane and Edward will probably kill him.
20. Alice is not allowed to take Seth shopping against his will when the Cullen boys wont go.
21. Alice is not allowed to torture people even if she claims it isn't torture it's shopping/dress-up
22. Alice is not allowed to destroy this list.
"Why are you doing this to me?" Alice whined after reading the new list that was now hung next to Emmett's
"Alice, you have a problem. It's for your own good." Jasper said straightening the crooked framed list.
"And our own good too." Bella added holding Nessie. Alice pouted and looked depressed but sat on the couch. Emmett smiled.
"Woo hoo! I'm not the only one with a list anymore!" Emmett cried doing a touch down dance.