This thing has nothing to do with 'Bad to the Bone'

Disclaimer of course I don't own Megamind! If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfictions, but writing an actual squel! It's the property of Dreamworks, obviously.

Prologue

3 years earlier.

"Minion! Hit it!"

Loud rock music echoed through the fake planetarium and strange machinery started buzzing causing electrical bolts dance around it, while outside of Megamind's secret evil liar, real storm started showing what it had.

"Sir, I think it's not such a good idea after all." Said a fish in round aquarium placed on a gorilla-like robotic body.

"Of course it's not! It's supposed to be an evil masterpiece! With this I'm going to finally get rid of Mister Goody-Two shoes and Metrosity will be mine!"

Megamind danced around his newest invention.

"Now all I have to do is to push this button… Minion, where's Miss Ritchi?"

"On position, sir." Minion pointed on a screen, which showed tied Roxanne Ritchie to a chair. This time he had chosen the city's harbor for the place of his victory. Still he was safe in his liar. Simple genius.

"But sir, I really have a bad feeling about it…"

"Nonsense. Now, where are you, hero?"

Roxanne woke up with a head ache, nothing she wasn't used to. But slowly she was getting wet and cold as rain started pouring and strong wind blow. The weather was awful. And she's been kidnapped by Megamind… Again. She sighed and started wondering if the blue villain couldn't find different hobby other than constant kidnapping of her. It became really tiring and boring.

"Roxie!" the reporter looked up the sky and saw very familiar white shape.

"Metro Man!"

"Roxanne, are you ok?" The local hero landed next to her and untied her with his laser eyes. "Where's Megamind?"

"I don't know, but be careful, he's…" she started explaining her assumption to him, but Metro Man interrupted her.

"Roxanne, whatever the evil is planning, the good will ruin. Run, while I will seek the villain."

Miss Ritchie looked at him uncertain but decided that she must at least get her camera, so she simply followed what the man in white said.

Suddenly a lightning bolt stroke somewhere in the city and a giant explosion could be heard.

"Minion, why can I turn on the monitor?" the alien tried to turn on the screen in front of him, but without much effect.

"I'm sorry sir, but it seems that the machine is draining our systems, and nothing else is working…"

"What? You're kidding, right?" Megamind tried once again, getting the same result. "How am I suppose to inform him of his upcoming doom now?" he kicked the control panel. "Ow, ow." He massaged the hurt foot. "Why anything can go right for once?"

As if for his answer a lightning bolt hit straight into the machine causing a massive explosion. Coughing the evil mastermind and his friend/servant got up from the rumble.

"See? That's what I'm talking about. It's never ending the way I wanted."

"Because you're a dork, that's why!" growled a female voice.

"Minion?"

"That wasn't me, sir."

The smoke started to fall down, exposing, an unknown to the duo, female silhouette.

"It was me, jerk."

Megamind never felt as scared as in the moment the stormy like eyes rested on him. For the first time in his life, he thought that being right now in jail wouldn't be that bad after all. Soon he heard the sirens…

I really don't know from where the idea came from. R&R are my fuel. But seriously I think of it as one of my weakest story.