"So... what is this, exactly?" Sabrina asked.
"Well, since I'm an unreliable author who prefers to do unconnected, random, stuff that is still somehow connected..." I stopped, my voice trailing off.
"Basically a collection of random things that you decided to write."
"Yep. See, Sabrina? You get me."
"I wish I didn't."
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"So, when will you be updating? Y'know, so I know when to avoid Fanfiction."
"Puck, that was just rude."
"One: I always am. Two: I'm allergic to written words, but yours are especially horrible."
"Well, then. To answer your question anyway, whenever I feel like it."
"Thanks," Puck drawled, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "That was so vague, I might have to just avoid Fanfiction for a year or two."
"How do you know I won't still be obsessed with this series after a few years?"
"..."
"MWAHAHAHA!"
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Disclaimer: I do not own this series. And, yes, I will update. Just not today.