WonderLand TV Conert series the David Chronicles Chapter 1, a Wrestling + Hannah Montana Crossover fanfic

What's up WLTV its me SDR back again with another season of WLTV. Now this one is going to be short and by short I mean its a two to three episode concert special and focuses on David on tour meaning Miley and the crew will not be in it but they will be mentioned and may make cameos

Wembley

Normal Footage: ( Shows David back stage dressed in a white silk blazer red dress shirt a and black pants with a red stripe down the side white suspenders a black neck tie and white sneakers with red and black laces. A pair of black leather fingerless gloves and silver sun glasses. His hair is cut kind of like Derek Luke wears his on Empire but more curly. Charlie is standing by him wearing a red girl's dress shirt. White school girl sweater vest with red stripes on the neck and arm holes and a red Wonderland crest on the right breast. A black neck tie and black school girl mini skirt and red knee socks with white stripes at the top and a girl version of David's shoes)

David: Lets go kid( Shows them running to the stage then goes into montage of concert footage)

Confessional:

David: Hey its your boy David and in case you haven't been paying attention I've been very busy producing writing and being on the greatest tour of my life ( Shows footage of concerts and fans screaming) Sold out shows night after night also I'm a dad now (shows David and Mickie holding their son) Mickie gave birth to a beautiful baby boy Bibion David Hodges. Also on this tour I've also brought along my artist Charlie as my lead guitar and lead background singer and Valet and sidekick (Shows footage of Charlie playing guitar on stage)

Charlie: Hello I'm Charlie Connolly I am an artist signed to Wonderland and I'm from Edinburgh Scotland. I was signed to wonderland by David personally after sending him a bunch of videos of me singing. I then released a few singles and an EP and some videos (shows her single covers and ep cover) that all did really well in Europe and Asia and Japan. America not so much. So to help me make a name for myself in the states David has brought me on his protege valet and such and I've been having a blast (shows Charlie and David signing autographs) Now its time for the first of the big shows a sold out show show in Wembley in London

Normal Footage: (Charlie and David in a car pulling up to the Arena)

Charlie: How you doing boss

David: Wishing Miley and Lilly were here

Confessional:

David: Ok those of you who saw last season knows that these big shows in London and Japan are supposed to be joint shows between mine and Miley and Lilly's tours but well you read TMZ (Shows an article on TMZ showing Miley broke her leg in a motorcycle accident) So yeah thanks to the accident Lilly and Miley are at home and I have to carry the next few shows on my own no problem

Normal Footage: (Shows a crowd packed in Wembely Arena the camera then focues on the stage then cut backstage to Charlie wearing a white short sleeve schoolgirl shirt and a black neck tie under a black schoolgirl sweater vest with a white crest on it and a white schoolgirl mini skirt and black knee socks and white sneakers and black shades and walking to the stage with her guitar and the rest of the background singers who are dressed simular making the crowd cheer and they start to play David's song Take It Easy On Me as a group of attractive female dancers dressed in black and white cocktail dresses begin to walk sexily down the stair case towards the back of the second level of the stage as the beat bulids David appears on the stairs wearing a white dress shirt white drees pants with a black stripe down the leg a black blazer with white trim on the lapels and black asscot and black suspenders and black shoes and a headset mic and starts singing as he dances / fast walks his way down the stairs )

Verse 1:

I'm fascinated by your stare (puts a finger under one girl's chin as he walks down the stairs)

I went through all your fancy clothes (Moves to another girl a feels along the cleavage line of another girl's dress)

I wanna shop for your underwear (peaks under another girl's dress)

I wanna do it all so cold (Gets to a bottom of the stairs and goes into choreography with the dancers)

Do it do it in my dry cleaner

Chorus:

Why don't you take it easy on me (Dances with the dancers)

Take it easy on me, take it easy (Unbouttons his jacket)

Why don't you take it easy on me (jumps off the second level landing in a split)

Take it easy on me, take it easy

Do it

And take it easy on me (Gets up and goe back into to choreography)

Do it

And take it easy on me

Verse 2:

Baby, I can it worth your while (Flirts with a dancers as they walk around the stage)

Don't need your telephone number

I'm right here now

I'm a line up like the 4th of July

When I look right through your dress (Squats and looks at the girl's ass as she dances)

I want your cherry pie

Come here, but take your time

I know your time is valuable, baby (grinds on the girl)

But so is mine

Don't let it, this chance go by

Baby, heard that you one badass chick

But I'm that guy

Chorus: (Goes into choreography)

Verse 3:

Baby, I ain't never been the type (Dances with a girl)

To dance, but tonight may be the night

I get on it(spins the girl away from him and grabs another Dancer)

A few shots of the Patron, might lose my mind (spins that Dancer away and grabs another)

And I might lose my balance (staggers a bit into another dancer)

Because I hit that blunt too many times

Come down is what I have to do myself (Looks over at another dancer)

Cause when I get in my zone (Dances with another Dancer)

I can't even see nobody else

I'm standing on furniture

And my outfit's so fly(brushes off his outfit)

They telling me I should relax

And I'm just like, why

Chorus (Ends song and David snaps his fingers and Charlie comes up and takes off his jacket and hands him a hand held mic and takes his headset)

David: HELLO LONDON! (Crowd screams) Are we ready to party (crowd screams) Lets go ( His song La La La starts)

Intro:

La la, la la la la la na na na na na,

La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,(David starts to dance to the beat)

La la, la la la la la na na na na na,

La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na

Verse 1:

Hush, don't speak (walks / Dances around the stage)

When you spit your venom, keep it shut I hate it

When you hiss and preach

About your new messiah 'cause your theories catch fire

I can't find your silver lining

I don't mean to judge

But when you read your speech, it's tiring

Enough is enough

Chorus:

I'm covering my ears like a kid (Does a front flip)

When your words mean nothing, I go la la la

I'm turning off the volume when you speak (Does som slight poplocking moves)

'Cause if my heart can't stop it, (Dances around stage)

I'll find a way to block it, I go

La la, la la la la la na na na na na

La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,

I'll find a way to block it, I go

La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,

La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na

Verse 2:

If our love is running out of time

I won't count the hours, rather be a coward

When our worlds collide

I'm gonna drown you out before I lose my mind

I can't find your silver lining

I don't mean to judge

But when you read your speech, it's tiring

Enough is enough

Chorus: (repeats twice and ends songs going into his song Give It 2 U as the dancers come out wearing skimpy black and white dance outfits and the smoke and pyro goes off )

Verse 1:

Girl give it to me (walks around checking out the dances

Girl you know what it do, girl give it to me

I got somethin brand new, girl give it to me

I'll put it all on you, girl give it to me ( takes a girl and Dances with her )

Wooo! I got a gift for ya

I got this for ya, a little thick for ya (Lets the girl rub his chest)

A big kiss for ya, I got a hit for ya (girl rubs down to his crotch)

Big dick for ya, let me give it to ya (Spins the Girl around him )

Baby baby, I got a call for ya

I got a whip for ya, black car for ya ( another girl Dance in front of him)

Ball hard for ya, I know you wanna get fancy

I know you wanna start dancin

Bridge:

Hey... girl ( David stands their and sing s whil the girls use him as stripper pole)

You know you're lookin so damn fly

You're lookin like you fell from the sky

You know you make a grown man cry

Chorus:

I wanna give it to you, tonight (The Dancers go into choreography simular to half time at an HBCU and David walk the stage dancing as confetti cannons start to go off)

And make everything you fantasize

Come true, ooh baby

I'll make you so so so amazing

I'll give it to you

Girl give it to me [x4]

Verse 2:

Ooh! What's that girl? (Watches as a girl goes into an upside down split)

What's that baby? I like that girl

I like that baby, on your back girl(Watches as a girl does a cartwheel into a split from the second level of the stage)

On your back, yeah shake it like that girl

Baby baby, I got an eye for ya (David runs does a side ways baseball slide and easely slides through the legs of a line of girls twerking)

Got an eye for ya, I got a smile for ya

Cheese, let me put it on your face for ya

Please, I got a taste for ya (Mock licks a girl's neck)

Tasty, I bought lace for ya (Pulls on the lace on the girl's costume)

Freaky, I'll put it on ya

Yeah, so I can come and take it off ya

Yeah, and get off to ya

Bridge: (Dance's with the girl)

Chorus: (Walks the stage as the dancers go back into cheoragraphy)

David: Help me sing Miley's part! (Holds the mic out over the crowd while walking the stage)

Verse 3: (David slash crowd):

Uh, you're like a needle in a haystack

Uh, I wanna sit you where my face at

Uh, lunch with a few Mai-Tais

Uh, purple kisses on my tie

Uh, life give leave a dick loved

Uh, now you gettin this lick, love

Uh, I'm lookin for you with a flashlight

I wanna feel what a real fat ass like

No injection, I learned my lesson

I walk it like I talk it, baby this pedestrian

Runnin through your mind like Jackie Joyner

Pussy like pop like "DO!" Go get me a burner (Does a pelvic thrust)

Got shot like "DO!" This can be detrimental( Does another)

T-shirt and panties, that's your credential

You're cotton candy, I need a fistful

I'm often antsy, hope that convince you

Bridge:

Chorus: (two times then song ends)

David: Charlie Mirror (Charlie brings David a mirror and holds it up as he pulls out a comb and checks his hair as his cover of The Charcter by Morris Day starts while his image is projected on a jumbo screens at the back and sidesof the stage)

Verse 1:

Guess I'm just a victim, girl (continues fixing his hair )

Victim of society

I guess I'm just a character (Blows himself a kiss and turns and walks the stage poseing and dancing)

At least that's what the people think

(That's what they think)

Chorus:

I'm just a victim, girl

(He's just a victim)

Victim of life today

(Society)

I'm just a character

(You've got the character)

At least that's what the people say

(That's what they say)

Verse 2:

Eyes of expectations, girl (Walks up the steps to the second level Charlie following him)

Look beyond reality just to be original

Doesn't come so easily

(Not easily)

Chorus: ( Does a choreographed walk to the synth player and takes a quick solo)

Verse 3:

Guess you'd call it image, girl

Or maybe personality

I guess you'd call it character

Wanted by society (Does another solo)

Verse 4: (David spoken word)

Maybe what you're seeing is a bit of grandiosity on my part (Turns to the mirror and fixes his hair and starts to pull down his suspenders)

Or maybe it's just an image of what you'd like for me to be (Takes off his ascot and hands it to Charlie)

I'm not sure but if it works for you then it works for me (Turns to the crowd)

2nd Chorus:

I'm just a victim, girl (Dances in place winding his hips)

(He's just a victim)

Scared to fall in love

(Society)

I'm just a character

(You've got the character)

The character, open eyes and scared of love

(Scared of love, scared of love, scared of love, scared of love) (Song ends and Charlie walks David off stage)

Backstage footage: (black and white footage shows David giving Charlie a good luck kiss on the forehead then walking away as Charlie changes into pair of black leather pants a pair of boots a and a comic book print t-shirt and gets her sunburst red guitar and walks back on stage)

Normal Footage:

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen Charlie Connolly! ( Charlie come up walks to the mic Stand as the crowd goes nuts and she starts her song The Wire)

Verse 1:

You know I'm bad at communication, it's the hardest thing for me to do

And it's said, it's the most important part that relationships will go through

And I'd give it all away just so I could say that

I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway

Verse 2:

You know there's no rhyme or reason for the way you turned out to be

I didn't go and try to change my mind. not intentionally

I know it's hard to hear me say it but I can't bear to stay and

I just know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway

Chorus:

Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh

But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

It felt great, it felt right, oh

But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire

It felt great, it felt right, oh

But I fumbled him when I came down to the wire

Verse 3:

Does your imagination try to make you what you wanted to be?

Because I'm sorry I do what I did, but it came naturally

And I gave it all away just so I could say that

Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway

Verse 4:

Well I try to keep myself together, after all the opportunities

I try to stay true to you and try to do what you wanted for me

And I'd give it all away just to hear you say that

Well I know I know I know I know that you're gonna be OK anyway

Chorus:

Second Chorus:

Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire

Always keep your heart locked tight, don't let your mind retire, oh

But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

But I just couldn't take it, I tried hard not to fake it

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

It felt great, it felt right, oh

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

It felt great, it felt right, oh

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

It felt great, it felt right, oh

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

It felt right, oh

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire

Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah

No no no no

It felt right

No no no no

But I fumbled it when I came down to the wire (song ends)

Charlie: Before I go a bit further I know this is London but I'm from Scotland! (Fans cheer) is Edinburogh in the house! (Fans scream as the camera shows fans holding up a Scottish flag) NOW LETS GO (Charlie and the band start playing her song Falling)

Verse 1:

I give a little

Into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)

That no one's gonna turn me 'round

Just one more step, I could let go

Verse 2:

I give a little

Into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)

That no one's gonna turn me 'round

Just one more step, I could let go

Chorus:

And they're calling,

Don't stop, no, I'll never give up

And I'll never look back, just hold your head up

And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough

They keep saying

Don't stop, no it's never enough

I'll never look back, never give up

And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough

But now I'm falling, falling, falling

Falling, falling, falling,

Falling, falling, falling, falling, oh

Verse 3:

Now we're going down,

And I can feel the eyes are watching us so closely oh

I'm trying not to make a sound

'Cause I'll be found out somehow

Chrous 2:

So keep calling,

Don't stop, no, I'll never give up

And I'll never look back, just hold your head up

And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough

They keep saying

Don't stop, no it's never enough

I'll never look back, never give up

And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough

But now I'm falling

Into the fire feeling higher than the truth

(I'm falling)

I can feel the heat but I'm not burning

(But now I'm falling)

Feeling desire, feeling tired, hungry too

(I'm falling)

Feels like I'm falling, yeah

I can hear them calling

(I'm falling) (Charlie steps form the mic and goes into a guitar solo spinning around and dropping to her knees making the fans cheer before getting up)

Chorus:

Into the fire feeling higher than the truth

(I'm falling)

I can feel the heat but I'm not burning

(But now I'm falling)

Feeling desire, feeling tired, hungry too

(I'm falling)

Feels like I'm falling, yeah

I can hear them calling

(Now I'm falling)

Falling, falling, falling

Falling, falling, falling,

Falling, Falling, falling, oh

Oh and now I'm falling

Falling, falling, falling

Falling, falling, falling,

Falling, falling, falling, oh

Falling, falling, falling, falling

Fall yeah

And now I'm falling

Falling, falling, falling, falling

Fall yeah

And now I'm falling

Into the fire feeling higher than the truth

(But now I'm falling)

I can feel the heat but I'm not burning

(I'm falling)

Feeling desire, feeling tired, hungry too

(But now I'm falling)

Feels like I'm falling, yeah

I can hear them calling for me

(I'm falling)

Into the fire feeling higher than the truth

(Now I'm falling)

I can feel the heat but I'm not burning

(I'm falling)

Feeling desire, feeling tired, hungry too

(Now I'm falling)

It feels like I'm falling, yeah

I can hear them calling for me

Never look back, never give up

I'll never give up

[6x] (Song ends and Charlie takes off her guitar)

Charlie: Ok before I let the big guy take back over I'm gonna do one of my favorite songs if. You've seen my vids online you know it so this is Alannah Myles Black Velvet (The song starts and Charlie starts dancing in place to the beat)

Verse 1:

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell (Charlie starts rocking her hips and running her hands over her body)

Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high

Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder (takes the mic off the stand and runs her fingers through her hair and sexily steps from behind the mic stand)

The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky (starts to walk sexly across the stage)

The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for

Chorus:

Black velvet and that little boy's smile (Walks up to a girl at the edge of the stage and d dance sexy while she sings

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees drops down to her knees and leans over and kisses the girl before getting up and Dancing)

Black velvet if you please

Verse 2:

Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave (Dances over to and up against the guitar player)

White lightning, bound to drive you wild

Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl( walks sexly to the center of the stage

"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle

The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for (Hulk Hogan rips her shirt off and tosses it to the crowd reaveling her black velvet and lace bra )

Chorus:

Black velvet and that little boy's smile (Dances sexy around stage grinding the mic stand)

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees

Black velvet if you please

Verse 3:

Every word of every song that he sang was for you (Pours water on herself and drops to her knees)

In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon, what could

You do? (Guitar solo Charlie grinds around on the stage filnging her hair around and rubbing her body (before getting up)

Chorus:

Black velvet and that little boy's smile (Walks around stage)

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees

Black velvet if you please

Black velvet and that little boy's smile

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees

Black velvet if you please

If you please, if you please, if you please (Song ends the crowd cheers and Charlie goes backstage)

Backstage:(Black and white footage show David now wearing dressy black mens T shirt that shows his muscles a bit a red blazer with black lapels and mens black leather pants and red high top sneakers and a red belt and black sunglasses hugging Charlie. Charlie then quickly changes bras and puts on a red short sleeve button down and black tie)

Normal Footage: (The stage has two large bathtubs parallel to each other. David raises up on the second level as a spotlight shines down and the music to his song Cookie starts the spotlight also shows each tub has three girls who are naked except for pasties and nude thongs and the tubs are filled with milk frolicing )

Verse 1:

(Let's wake up) it's dinner time (walks down the steps to the main level of the stage)

Yup Turn up

Pull up to the crib and a playa on silk

Come fuck with a playa

Bout to Bang on a pussy like I'm pouring up

Fuck with a playa

You gon' wanna claim this dick(grabs his crotch)

Fuck with a playa

Come fuck with a Playa

Verse 2:

Ohh, she roller coastered on it (ohh) (Walks over to the bathtub on the leftside of the stage)

She threw it up I alleyed (hoop)

Then I beat the pussy til its (blue) (acts like he's gonna kiss one of the girls )

Girl you know I got that good yeah (the girl puts her finger in his mouth)

Chorus:

Mmmmm Like an Oreo (The girls try to pull him in but he dances away)

I love to lick the middle like an Oreo (yup turn up) (Dance/walks around the stage)

Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo

I wanna bite it, and get inside it til I get you gone (Does the V lick with his fingers)

Mmmmm like an oreo

I love to lick the middle like an oreo (yup turn up)

Oreo,oreo like an oreo

I wanna bite it and get inside it till i get you gone

You wont know how I get down

You'll wonder how I'm the best and can do all this with my mouth

You wont know how I get down

You'll wonder how I'm the best and can do all this with my mouth

Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster

Break your back, crack it open like a lobster (Dances over to the other tub)

Verse 3:

Ayyy, I kill the pussy, dig a (grave)

She grab the wood like grippin (grain)

I told her put it in my face, let it rain let it rain (rain) (Girls stands up and puts her crotch close to his face)

Chorus: ( Dances around the stage)

Verse 4:

Girl I got a sweet tooth (aight) (David walks off the stage and shakes hands with the fans)

Ain't nothin' sweeter than you (aight)

I'mma eat it up, beat it up, til you holler out truce (aight)

My bed could be your stage (aight),

And I'mma make you a star (aight)

Your legs in the air and my hand all up up in your cookie jar

Yeah I'm hittin' the spot on your map, thats me going on tour

My Tom Ford your

You throwin' ass, I'm catchin' it

The neighbors keepin' score

Louie Armstrong, I pick you up, eat that against the door

Chorus: (Ends song crowd cheers)

David: Charlie take my coat I wanna make London Dance (his song You're so beautiful starts playing ) London get your proper asses up and Dance!

Verse 1

Sometimes you feel insecure (Walks around to the beat)

Trust me babe I understand (straight up forreal)

Even with no manicure

Just know that I'll still hold your hand (haha, I'm just sayin')

You look so good when you walking by

Sexy comes in every size

Keep wearing that, you ain't playin'

You got yourself a new man

F Kanye's Workout Plan

I call that baby fat (baby fat)

Cause you sure look good to me

I think

Chorus:

You're so beautiful (shake it, shake it) (Does a spin move in to a salsa like quick step)

Give the world a show (move it, move it) ( does a spin move)

Go up down, up down, up down (Pumps his fist up and down with the crowd dancing and doing the same )

Go up down, up down, up down

Shake it fast, its yours

(How much you pay for it?)

Break : Say this the kind of song that makes a woman love a man

A woman love a man, a woman love a man

Chorus:

(You're) You're so beautiful (shake it, shake it) (runs and hops on a speaker)

And I don't care who knows (move it, move it)

Go up down, up down, up down (pumps his fist up and down)

Go up down, up down, up down

Shake it fast

Cause it sure look good to me (Hops off the speaker and grabs some roses from Charlie)

Verse 2:

Wear your glasses, you can't see(Walks down off the stage and hands a rose to a girl)

Damn I love your crooked smile (Straight up forreal) (hands a rose to another girl)

Hair ain't done, you're makeup free

But you'll never go out of style(hands a rose to another girl)

You look too good to be mad, you got way too much class

All up inside those jeans, you should be happy

Hot damn, you seen them big thighs? (Hands a rose to another girl)

You been all up inside, the cornbread and collard greens

You call me Papi, and I like it, ow! (Runs back on stage)

Chorus:

You're so beautiful (shake it, shake it) (Does his salsa moves)

Give the world a show (move it, move it)

Go up down, up down, up down (Does the fist pumps with the crowd)

Go up down, up down, up down

Shake it fast, its yours

(How much you pay for it?)

I say, you're so beautiful (shake it, shake it) (Does his salsa moves)

And I don't care who knows (move it, move it)

Go up down, up down, up down

Shake it fast

Cause it sure look good to me

Shake it fast

Shake it, shake it fast

You lookin' like a bag of money (bag of money, bag of money)

Ow! (song ends and crowd cheers and David tosses his glasses into the crowd and Charlie hands him some water )

David: Ok London I want to ask you something. Now I've been doing my new stuff all night and I was wondering if I could take you back for a little bit. ( Fans cheer) That sounded like yes but If I do it I'm gonna get nasty is that what you want (Fans cheer) Ok DJ lets take it back (the DJ starts playing his song Play)

Chorus:

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet

Work that, lemme see you drip sweat

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet ( David points to all the girls he gave flowers to and motions for security to bring them up)

Work that, lemme see you drip sweat

Gon play with it

Work that clit

Cum girl

Verse 1:

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl ( the girls start dance on David and motions them to Charlie)

Work it like a pimp straight licking on your pearl

I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor

A nigga can't fuck, what you think your finger made for

I'ma beat that pussy up

You get it wet enough, I might lick it up

Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl (David walks around the stage)

Lick that clit ( Camera shows the girls grinding on Charlie as one makes her way over to David and tries to rip his shirt off and security takes her off stage)

Cum girl

Uh, I wanna see your legs shake

Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break

Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache

Think about the type right now, girl, mastur

(Uh uh) bate for a pimp freak you in the clubs

stop worrying about them other hoes

It's me in your world

Work that clit

Cum girl

Chours: (David hops back on the speakers and the girls tackle Charlie and one straddles her)

Cum on your finger girl, lick it all off

Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss

Play with the nitty girl, stick it on in

I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends

I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3

It ain't nothin' to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot

Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl

Bring your clique

Cum girl

And I'ma make 'em all cum

Beat it like Mr. Collipark on the drum

I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean

Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream

Move it to the right, move your finger to the left

Work it all around til your ass outta breath

I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world

Work that clit (jumps off the speaker onto the stage)

Cum girl

Chorus: (Dances with one of the girls)

Verse 3:

Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back

Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that

Freaky ass hoes, love freaky ass men

Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in

Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth

You make a pimp wanna fuck your ass on the couch

While we're still in the club, show your pussy love

Work that clit

Cum girl

Go on and hit the dance floor

Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for

Uh, like a finger, like a donkey

Lemme see you play, play with your monkey

Damn, cause your ass so chunky

Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky

I'ma put some dick in your world

Work that clit

Cum girl

Chorus: (Ends song and security helps the girls off stage and David helps Charlie up)

David: You ok Chuck?

Charlie: I love my job

David: Me too lets go DJ (The DJ starts his song I Got It)

Chorus:

It aint trickin if you got it (Walks around the stage doing the song as lights strobe in tune with the beat)

And I got it

So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)

Later on hit the club and get it poppin

Girl I told you it aint trickin if you got it

I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)

So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)

So bad I wanna see you when you moanin

You can have whatever if you want it

Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it

Verse 1:

Hop up in a whip and get out of here

I can turn your wrist into a chandelier (Shows the watch on his wrist)

You can go where I go, I go where you won't go

Trips to Acapulco, probably cause I got dough (snaps his fingers and Charlie brings him briefcase)

Baby I got game though, I am not a lamo (They open the case and show the crowd 20,000 in English banknotes (Same as dollars))

Gucci Gucci Gucci, baby come up out that rainbow (starts taking stacks out and un binding them and tossing money out as they walk around stage)

Swag to the left to the right with me

And I can cover your body with Louis V.

Fantasy fulfilled if you come with me

And I'll introduce you to a lavish live of luxury

It's just you and me, wherever we go

I wanna know is the one to stow

And I'm spending the dough

Tell me what's going to break me

Receipts so long, mayn, he thinking I'm crazy

If you were my baby

You could have anything I got it

Just take a card out my wallet

Chorus: (Stands at the edge of the stage letting fans sing the chorus with him)

It aint trickin if you got it

And I got it

So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)

Later on hit the club and get it poppin

Girl I told you it aint trickin if you got it

I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)

So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)

So bad I wanna see you when you moanin

You can have whatever if you want it

Cause baby I got it

Verse 2:

Shorty got that good good mayn I gotta have it (Walks to the othe side of the stage and chucks a thousand dollars into the crowd)

Ass so fat mayn I just wanna grab it

That's a bad habit Excuse my hand

I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan

Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France

Friday is yacht day, you and all your friends(Walks off stage)

Chillin on the coast of Puerto Rico with your man

Chorus: (Stands on the guard rails holding the mic over the corwd while fans claw at him)

Verse 3:

It's all on you, tell me what to do (Stays on the guard rail)

But you gotta tell me before the night is through

It's all on you, tell me what to do

But you gotta tell me before the night is through

I said my time is money, and baby money is time

Baby I got money, I wanna make you mine

I said it's all on you, tell me what to do

But you gotta tell me before the night is through (Walks back on stage)

So I can upgrade to you

Chorus:

It aint trickin if you got it

And I got it

So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)

Later on hit the club and get it poppin

Girl I told you it aint trickin if you got it

I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)

So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)

So bad I wanna see you when you moanin

You can have whatever if you want it

Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it

Cause baby I got it (songs ends and David takes off his shirt revealing his black wife beater as the music for his song Kickin & Screamin)

Verse 1:

When I say I'm on my way

She be happier than a motherfucker(runs and jumps around the stage)

Jumpin in the shower

To be cleaner than a motherfucker

When I hit the door

She be grinnin like a motherfucker

Panties hit the floor

Now we screamin like a motherfucker

Then she know whats next

Imma hit it like a motherfucker

She don't say my name

She say baby you that motherfucker

She dont play no games

She serious than a motherfucker

But I gotta leave

She furious than a motherfucker

Chorus:

Say I'm comin over (Lifts up the shirt to show his abs)

She be kickin and screamin

When I'm off up in that thing

She be kickin land screamin (Does pelvic thrust to the beat)

When I say I gotta leave

She be kickin and

Screamin

She be kickin and screamin

Got her kickin and sreamin

She say I'm so handsome (Wipes the sweat from his forehead)

Love when we romancin

If she can't get it

Then she quick to throw a tantrum

Playas put your hands up this gon

Be the anthem

Playas put your hands up this gon

Be the anthem (Climbs the speakers)

Verse 2:

Everytime she see me (Motions for the crowd to come closer to the stage )

She get so excited

She ain't gotta ask me

She know how I like it

Push me on the bed (Turns and trust falls into the crowd and crowd surfs)

Love the way she ride it

She say she feel connected

When I'm deep inside it

When I get that wet wet

Drippin like a faucet

She dont wanna stop

So she get mad at herself

Say she wasnt ready to get of it

Im like its ok baby cuz thats gon

Happen often

Chorus: (Continues to crowd surf)

Verse 3:

Give me two glasses

Order one bottle(continues crowd surfing)

Pop the cork, start to pour, sip it

Then swallow

If your game tight the you know

What follows

Won't see the outside world till (Crowd brings him to the guard rails and security pulls him out and helps him back onstage where he finishes the song)

Tomorrow

Mami real eager, beg me not to leave

Her

Pull her to the corner of the bed and

Eat her

Knock it out the park

Like I was derek jeter

Put her in the bed

And then I'm like see ya

Chorus: (Ends song and he and Charlie rush backstage)

Backstage: ( Black and white footage shows David taking off his wife beater and pants changing into a black dress shirt and pants purple paisley suspenders and a purple paisley sport coat with black lapels and black sneaker like shows. Charlie simply puts on a purple paisley shirt before they go back on stage)

Normal footage ( spotlight shows David sitting at a white baby piano as he begins to play his song Hope This Makes You love Me)

Verse 1:

Look at me I'm such a mess

And I normally would keep this all

to myself

All my heart is filled with pain

and I normally wouldn't cry

but I'm a let it rain

Pre Chorus:

So I'm (praying now)

I give to the (homeless now)

I'm reading (books on how)

A better me can be found

I (filled my lung)

I'm broke from (what it costs)

I ain't got much left

But I want you to have it all

Chorus:

And I hope this makes you love me [x2]

I been doing everything for you

and I know it sounds crazy

But I hope this makes you

love me [x6]

Verse 2:

Look at me I'm such a mess

My pride done told my ego

give it a rest

All my heart is filled with pain

And I normally don't beg

But I'm a beg you again

Pre Chorus:

'Cause I'm (praying now)

I give to the (homeless now)

I'm reading (books on how)

A better me can be found

I (filled my lung)

I'm broke from (what it costs)

I ain't got much left

But I want you to have it all

Chours ( repaets twice the second time with adlbs and songends and the lights go down and hazy green and purple smoke covers the stage and David's song Nirvana starts and the lights show a group of female dancers dreesed like sirens doing an acro/ballet routine the song as David starts to sing as he walks through the smoke)

Verse 1:

Oh baby, oh baby, oh we both know the truth (the dancers start trying to lure David)

If it were the real me and you,

This wouldn't be the right thing to do

Now the room is all hazy, we're too lost in the fumes (he slowly makes his way to them)

I feel like it's just me and you,

Yeah we got nothing to lose

Chorus:

It's too late to run away from it all (The Dancers surround David)

It's too late to get away from it all

I'm done with running so I give in to you

This moment has caused a reaction

Resulting in our reattachment

Will you take me to nirvana? (One takes his hands)

I don't think this will last

But you're here in my arms

Verse 2:

Oh baby, oh baby, oh, we both feel the same (David sings to the girl while the other dancers dance around him)

I'm not gonna give you my name

And I don't think you want that to change

We're in this together, we don't know who we are

Even if it's moving too fast,

Baby we should take it too far

Chorus:

It's too late to run away from it all

It's too late to get away from it all

I'm done with running so I give in to you

This moment has caused a reaction

Resulting in our reattachment

Will you take me to nirvana?

I don't think this will last

But you're here in my arms

Will you take me to nirvana?

I don't think this will last

But you're here in my arms (David stage kisses the girl and the song ends and the lights go down and a stage hand brings out a mic stand and as the music to David's song Strawberry Vapors starts and he puts the mic on the stand and starts singing)

Verse 1:

Laid up on this cloud with you (stands holding the mic stand and rocking to the beat as red smoke blows around him and the fans hold up cell phone lights)

Never been this high before

What is this...you got me on

Whatever it is, I want more

She said Now that's that good that'll get you bout it

That's that good that'll get you out it

Free your mind...

Chorus:

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo Oooo Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo Oooo Oooo Oooo

Verse 2:

All in the sky

Intermission sparks an intellectual rain of thoughts

Like if the moon controls the tide of the sea

and we're made up of 70 does it rule us

I got her thinking

All this talking to ya, must be a karma sutra

You all up in my mind, I'm all up in yours and it's alright

Wow, what fun

I hope this feeling never dies, oh I

She said, hold up, hit it one more time

Oo I, Do it, love it

Chorus:

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo Oooo Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo Oooo Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Oooo Oooo Oooo

Strawberry Vapors

Outro:

All in the sky

Vapors

All in the sky

Vapors

All in the sky

Vapors

All in the sky (Song ends)

David: Charlie take my jacket its hot up here (Fans cheer as Charlie takes his jacket and turns on the mic pack hidden in his clothes as he undoes his cuffs and a few buttons) Its really hot here tonight London so I have to ask is it ok if I get naked (Fans scream) Look I'm a husband and a dad now so I need to know if you really want me to. So do is it ok if I get naked (fans scream) Ok lets go (David's song Naked starts)

Verse 1:

Ain't never been a man wantin' anything much as I want you (you) (slowly pulls down his left suspender strap)

The sun don't come up til' mornin' so tonight theres no excuse...mmm (mmm)

Just like the rain outside I'll make your love come down so baby now it's time (time)(Slowly pulls down the other)

Just can't wait no more (just can't wait no more)

I'm gon' give you what your body's been cryin' for (cryin' for)

Pre Chorus 1:

And if you tell me yes I'll lay you down (Picks up his right foot takes off his right shoe)

Girl we ain't gotta rush let's play around

We'll do it like we never done before so go and lock that door (Takes off his sock and tosses it to the crowd)

Baby don't worry cus I'll be gentle

Chorus:

Come on baby turn the lights off let's get naked (ooh come on) (takes off his other shoe)

Come on babygirl you know I just can't take it (I can't take it no more) (Takes off his other sock as girls start to through their bras and panties on stage)

Let your panties hit the floor (floor)

Let your body steal the show right now (right now) (Untucks his shirt)

It seems like you're ready

So come on girl I just can't wait to see us naked (us naked yea)

Verse 2:

I know you want this girl I see it in your eyes (eyes) (Starts to undo the buttons of his shirt)

Don't be ashamed of what you got between those thighs oh (oh) (Turns his back to the crowd finishes unbuttoning his shirt)

You know I'm gon' try not to be so excited (Slowly peals his shirt off flexing the muscles in his back )

But I can't help it feels so good to be invited (turns and faces the crowd with his hands on the back of his head and winds to the beat flexing his abs)

So baby get ready cus here I go ooh (here I go ooh)

Pre chorus 2:

Take off your shoes I wanna see them toes (Teases open his pants)

Slip off that skirt and that shirt gotta go

Come off them draws girl you won't be needin' those

Now you're wearin' what I like baby let's go (Starts taking off his pants

Come on

Chorus: ( Takes of his pants a revealing a pair of white male bodybuilder bikini trunks making the crowd cheer as he winds on stage)

Verse 3:

Now somethin' 'bout that sexy skin you in (David drops to his knees and Charlie hands him three small bottles of what looks like oil and he poors it down his body and rubs it in)

Your clothes don't do you justice so come out of them

So baby take that off so I can break you off (He stands up and winds his body)

And give you love love love (uh huh oh)

Now its time to enjoy yourself

If you need assistance babygirl I'm here to help ( David teases the front of his trunks down)

Cus its time for us to start this love makin' (let's make love)

But first we gotta get butt naked (Song ends the lights go out and black light comes on showing David posing by a stripper pole with his body colored in blue red and white black like paint as the music to his song Glow In The Dark starts and he walks around the pole starting his male pole dance routine before starting to sing (for a reference look up Steven Retchless 2013 pole dance championship minus the Micheal Jackson stuff))

Verse 1:

Been thinkin' bout this all damn day (oh whoa)

And I can't wait to see your face (mmm ohh)

My hands are dyin to touch ya (oh whoa)

But I ain't got the patience to wait

Bridge:

And I think its time

That I...

Lose control...Lose control

And in my mind

I'm sexual...sexual

Chorus:

Girl are you ready?

Are you ready for love?

Girl are you ready?

Are you ready for us?

Girl are you ready?

Are you ready for love?

Girl are you ready?

To glow in the dark

Verse 2:

Its okay to scream

And if you need to take a second to breathe (sss ahh)

Hey, there it is

I can feel your legs trembling

You feel the sweat drippin from my chest

And you'll be like "Ohh Ohh Ohh baby don't stop"

Then I'll be like "No I won't imma take ya to the top"

Chorus:

(Charlie's guitar solo camera gets a close up on her playing a glow in the dark guitar)

Chorus: (Ends song and the lights go down and David walks backstage)

Backstage: ( David gets to the dressing area and stands over a grate while he is hosed and toweled down and given a bottle of water. Once he is dried off he is handed a pair light blue ripped jeans and a Union jack button down with half the buttons open. Charlie comes back and puts on an away jersey for Scotland's national rugby team. David then puts on his vintage black Harley Davidson boots. They then go back on stage)

Normal Footage: (David walks out through a fog as his song Genius starts):

Verse 1:

Body's so freakin' soft, ( Walks the stage singing the song)

I can't wait to turn it on.

You got me like la la la la la baby,

is how you make me feel baby.

I can feel your butterflies,

while I'm kissing on your thighs.

You got me like la la la la baby.

Anticipations so crazy.

I'll be good to you, promise. (Grabs a bag from the corner of the stage and walks of stage)

While making love to you, promise!

Go to sleep, and when we wake up,

I'ma hit that thing again, promise!

Signs and miracles up in this room,

while I'm pleasing you (Has security help him into the crowd)

Chorus:

I'm blessed with the insight to please your body, ( Walks through the crowd handing out mini autographed boxes of candy to girls)

girl tonight you're lying with a sex genius.

Nothing like the ordinary, I'm a love wonder,

tonight you're lying with a sex genius.

Verse 2:

We're both so freakin' hot,

we don't wanna freakin' stop! (Starts making his way back to the stage)

Got each other like la la la la la baby.

Oh, tell me I'm the master baby.

Now I got you out them clothes.

Your body's so beautiful.

The mirror says la la la la la baby.

This moment's like heaven baby.

And I'll be good to you, promise.

While making love to you, promise.

Go to sleep and when we wake up,

I'ma hit that thing again, promise!

Signs and miracles up in this room,

while I'm pleasing you.

Chorus 2x: (stops and signs a few autographs)

Verse 3:

I know you heard it all before. (Walks back onstage)

From I got that thing now.

I got that thing now.

Don't you believe 'em cause all of them are wanna be's.

Tonight I'm bout to prove myself.

You won't ever have to ask no more.

I'm a college grad. Girl I got my degree.

I'm the head of my class.

Girl, you meant the real thing.

Signs and miracles up in this room,

girl I'm pleasing youuuuuuuuuu! (stands center stage belting out the last note)

Chorus 3x (song ends song ends and he goes over to one of his Keyboard players and gives the signal to start playing his song The Run as he plays with them)

Verse 1:

I feel like a man on the run (Jumps up and down playing the Keyboard)

You can search all you want to try to find me, baby

I feel like the man on the run

You can search all you want to try to find me, baby

Chorus:

I know I don't make it easy, you actin' like you don't need me

Some things may come around and some of these things will knock us down

But I'm, I'm about to break your fall, don't you

Don't you worry bout a thing

I wonder, you wonder, could be we love each other

Could be we both don't wanna go and ' up a good thing

Verse 2:

I see in your hand, there's a gun

You can shoot all you want to try and scare me, baby

I see in your hand, there's a gun

You can shoot all you want to try to kill me, baby

Chorus:

I know I don't make it easy, you actin' like you don't need me

Some things may come around and some of these things will knock us down

But I'm, I'm about to break your fall, don't you

Don't you worry bout a thing

I wonder, you wonder, could be we love each other

Could be we both don't wanna go and ' up a good thing

I wonder, you wonder, could be we love each other

Could be we both don't wanna go and ' up a good thing (Song ends and David hops down to the ground level of the stage and grabs his guitar puts it on and walks up to the mic stand)

David: WEMBLY ARENA DID YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT! (Crowd cheers) We did to give it up to my band The R. ! (crowd cheers ) Give it up for the best sidekick and valet and guitar player a guy could ask for my girl Charlie Connolly! (crowd cheers and Charlie bows ) Before we do this last song I just want to say I never dreamed about selling out a place like this so I say thank you London! (crowd cheers ) Now this song is called Sedated (the band starts to play the song)

Verse 1:

Just a little rush, babe

To feel dizzy, to derail the mind of me

Just a little hush, babe

Our veins are busy but my heart's in atrophy

Any way to distract and sedate

Adding shadows to the walls of the cave

Chorus 1:

You and I nursing on a poison that never stung

Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it

Somewhere for this, death and guns

We are deaf, we are numb

Free and young and we can feel none of it

Verse 2:

Something isn't right, babe

I keep catching little words but the meaning's thin

I'm somewhere outside my life, babe

I keep scratching but somehow I can't get in

So we're slaves to any semblance of touch

Lord we should quit but we love it too much

Chorus 2:

Sedated we're nursing on a poison that never stung

Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it

Somewhere for this, death and guns

We are deaf, we are numb

Free and young and we can feel none of it

Verse 3:

Darlin', don't you, stand there watching, won't you

Come and save me from it

Darlin', don't you, join in, you're supposed to

Drag me away from it

Bridge:

Any way to distract and sedate

Adding shadows to the walls of the cave

Chorus:

You and I nursing on a poison that never stung

Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it

Somewhere for this, death and guns

We are deaf, we are numb

Free and young and we can feel none of it

Sedated we're nursing on a poison that never stung

Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it

Somewhere for this, death and guns

We are deaf, we are numb

Free and young and we can feel none of it (Song ends and the stage lights go out as the fans scream)

David: THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT (Footage cuts to backstage)

Backstage: (footage shows David hugging Charlie and them doing a cheers with water bottles. Then cuts to shots of him shaking hands with and hugging members of the band and his dancers. Then cuts to footage of David and Charlie taking pictures with and sigining autographs for fans. Then cuts to him the band and dancers all together with water bottles and cups

David: A toast to kicking ass in London and to next week when we do it again in the Tokyo Dome cheers!

Everyone: CHEERS! (Show goes to break)

A/N: Well that's one concert down hope you liked it