Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, I don't own the musical 1776 (which has been made into a fantastic movie, as well, and I suggest you see it), and sorry to all the Falman fans out there, but yeah, Falman is boring. And I don't take complete crdit for the lyrics, because It's just a parody. It's meant as a joke. Don't sue/kill me. I was also too lazy to parody the whol song, so it's just most of it. XD.

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Everyone always knew Falman was boring. But nobody ever bothered doing anything about it. They all figured it would pass over time. But 7 years had gone by since Falman had joined Colonel Mustang's little clique, and he still hadn't gotten any less annoyingly formal ALL THE TIME.

One day, Falman called in sick. On that day, Mustang, Hawkeye, Havoc, Fuery, Hughes (A/N: YES HE'S ALIVE! HUGHES OWNS!), and Breda all took the opportunity to discuss Falman, how boring he was, and how to fix it.

"I think I know how to make him not boring!" Hughes said suddenly.

"What?" everybody asked, though they could guess what was comeing next.

"A PICTURE OF ELICIA!" He shouted. Everyone groaned, and everyone but Hughes started singing a song to the tune of 'Sit Down, John' fron 1776.

Everyone:
"Shove it, Hughes, Shove it, Hughes,
for God's sake, Hughes, shut up!
Shove it, Hughes, shove it, Hughes, For God's sake, Hughes, Shut up!"

Roy: "I think I'd oughta burn that stupid picture!"

Everyone:
"Yes, she is cute.
Have Mercy, Hughes please.
Gracia's hot as hell! Now shut the hell!
Up!"

Riza:
"I am gonna shoot whoever started this!"

Roy sweatdropped.

Hughes: "I say look at her, look at her,
Look at Elicia!"

Roy:
"I'm gonna burn that stupid picture!"

Hughes:
"I say look at her!"

Everyone:
"Shut up, Hughes!"

Hughes:
"Look at Elicia!"

Roy:
"I'm gonna burn the stupid picture!"

Hughes:
"No, no, no!"

Everybody:
"So many pictures, So many pictures,
She hot as hell! So Shut the hell, up!"

Roy:
"I oughta burn that stupid picture!"

Hughes:
"Can't we compromise here?"

Roy:
"NO!"

"Aww. You guys are no fun." Said Hughes.

Roy groaned, "You're hopeless."