Rinny: Hiya! And welcome to MOO. I mean…mooo. My friend Yuki and I, out of randomness created a boring pointless story for you. NOW BEHOLD.

Yuki: (Yuki doesn't know what to say.)

Batman: We don't own me or Harry Potter.

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Harry, Ron and Hermonie sat silently in the Hogwart Express. Ron's last statement about Johnny Depp's missing penis in his dream had brought the other two teens to a silence, as Ron tried to think of something to say that wouldn't disturb them. He had thought his dream was a sign from the unknown, but since Harry and Hermonie were staring at him in horror he decided to keep his mouth shut.

"So, er, Ron, have a nice summer?" Hermonie asked timidly, biting her lower lip and glancing at Harry. Ron glared at her, feeling like he was being treated as a 'crazy'. Harry seemed over the whole "penis" thing and was staring out the window. Ignoring Hermonie, Ron turned to Harry.

"Hey Harry, you okay?" He asked as he bit into a random candy that so happened to be there. Hermonie gave Ron a face for talking with his mouth full. Harry kept staring out the window.

"Harry?" Ron said, tapping him on the shoulder. Harry turned and looked at him.

"Yeah?"

"Um… are you okay? You seem out of it. Did the muggles give you a hard time?" Harry just stared at him for a moment, as if he hadn't heard Ron. Then he shook his head. But before Harry could reply the compartment door burst open. Ron, Harry and Hermonie jerked their heads toward the door, expecting to see Malfoy and his goons. They didn't, instead they met the gaze of the two strangest girls that they had ever seen.

The girl who was standing to the left was much taller than the one standing on the right. She had long, silver hair that came down to her waist, gold eyes, and a blue crescent moon in the middle of her forehead between a split in her bangs…and on top of her head were two dog-like ears.The girl on the right, who looked like a ten-year-old little boy, had short raven-hair that came down to her chin and spiked out to the sides. Like the first girl she had large ears on-top of her head, only they looked more fox-ish then dog-ish. She was pale and looked kind of dead with crimson eyes.

Both girls were wearing Hogwart Cloaks, which let Hermonie know that they were from their school.

"Who are you?" Asked Ron, again eating some random candy. Hermonie shot up a glare.

"Can't you tell?" She asked in her all-knowing voice. "They're from Hogwarts. Please forgive his rude-ness." She said, turning back to the girls. Ron rolled his eyes. The raven-haired girl stepped forward.

"Hiya! I'm Rin and this is my friend, Yuki." The girl addressing herself as Rin said. Hermonie stood up and held out her hand.

"Nice to meet you." She said politely with a smile. Rin shook her hand. "Are you two first-years?"

"Eh? Nope. Some old dude poofed in randomly and told us that we had to go to Hogyworts! And we're in, uh…7th year I thinks." The girl named Yuki replied warmly and Rin nodded.

"Oh. Well, transfer students, then? Well, I'm Hermonie. That idiot-red-head is Ron, and that's Harry. Harry Potter." She said, as if bragging for Harry and he waited for the GASP and glance at his forehead but it never came. They didn't even seem to care that he was a Potter.

'What's with the things on your heads?" Asked Ron, again his mouth filled with candy and pointing toward the girls. Hermonie glared and whispered, 'Ron'. She thought he was being rude but was also curious as well.

Yuki pointed to her ears as Rin just stared wondering what the hell Ron was talking about. "These are my ears, I hear out of them. BEHOLD." Yuki said and Rin stared at Yuki.

"Homigoshers. YOU HAVE DOG EARS!" She said pointing in horror. Ron just stared at them, with his mouth open and his candy half un-chewed.

"Ron! Please!" Hermonie shouted.

"What?" he asked stupidly.

"Close your mouth!" she demanded. In spite, Ron stuck his tongue out at her, un- chewed candy and all.

"So, you er, you two going to sit down?" Asked Harry and his friends stopped bickering to look at him.

"Nah, I'm gonna stand." Rin said and Yuki poked her with her wand.

"Standing is for ADVIL." She said and Rin gasped.

"NO!" Rin said diving into a seat, which happened to be Ron. Ron's ears turned three shades of red as Rin laid on his lap.

"Really wish I had a camera." Harry said, grinning and Hermonie nodded. Yuki, without any hesitation pounced onto of Rin, and Ron became more squished. And within all this, Malfoy and his goons had popped up to meet a sight that scared them.

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Rin: TBC? Who knows!

Yuki: MY ADORING FANS!