I know you're not allowed to use electronics in Camp Half-Blood but let's go along with it for the sake of the story. I was just messing around when I wrote this but hopefully, someone will find it interesting. Mainly Annabeth cracking jokes at Percy's expense. The usual.

So basically, this is like a demigod Omegle. You get paired up with another half-blood of Aphrodite's choosing and fall in love. Hopefully.

Hello demigods, welcome to Demigod Dalliance®! You're chatting with another demigod who APHRODITE, the most beautiful being in the universe, personally set you up with! Say hi!

PJ93: hey there

AC93: I'm only on this stupid dating site because I lost a bet. So don't expect me to fall in love with you after a few messages, got it?

PJ93: woah ok got it

AC93: Good.

PJ93: so what bet did you lose?

AC93: I got a riddle wrong... So my brother made me go on this dumb site and talk to a guy until... you know.

PJ93: oh i see thats a pretty boring bet but ok

AC93: You're pretty boring now.

PJ93: i try not to be

PJ93: so whats your name?

AC93: I prefer to keep that to myself for now.

PJ93: for now...

PJ93: well at least i know your initials and birth year which is the same as mine

PJ93: and im assuming you also go to camp half-blood

PJ93: im percy jackson by the way

AC93: Yes, I know. You talk a lot.

PJ93: you know me?

PJ93: and im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing coming from you

AC93: You're quite popular in camp

AC93: Well, I'm not leaving the conversation as early as I thought I would.

AC93: What do you think?

PJ93: popular as in friends popular or ladies popular

PJ93: and a good thing

AC93: Imaginary friends popular.

AC93: And you're very clever.

PJ93: hurtful

AC93: How is that hurtful? I just called you clever.

AC93: And trust me, I'm the only one hurting here because I have to talk to you.

PJ93: again, hurtful

PJ93: so whos your godly parent?

AC93: I'm not saying. You already know my initials and age. That's enough.

PJ93: i want to see you in person

AC93: Not happening.

PJ93: dont you want to see me too

AC93: I see you plenty enough around camp. You and your imaginary friends can't stop strutting around like you own the place.

PJ93: hey! grover and tyson are real!

AC93: Not REAL friends.

5 minutes later

AC93: I'm sorry. That was too rude.

PJ93: yeah it was but its okay its just your personality

AC93: What's that supposed to mean? You barely know me!

PJ93: woah calm down i just mean you really speak your mind

AC93: Yeah, I do.

PJ93: well at least you admitted it

AC93: It wasn't easy.

PJ93: i can tell

AC93: Why did Aphrodite set me up with you?

PJ93: why wouldnt she i mean im quite the catch

AC93: I disagree completely.

PJ93: oh please i know you like talking to me

AC93: You wish.

PJ93: then why didnt you leave after the first few messages?

PJ93: i got you didnt i

AC93: Shut up. I'm just bored right now.

PJ93: im never bored because i have all of my IMAGINARY FRIENDS to talk to

AC93: So you finally admit it.

PJ93: i was being sarcastic

AC93: So was I.

PJ93: no you... never mind this wont go anywhere

AC93: Finally… you learn.

AC93: By the way, who's your godly parent?

PJ93: poseidon

PJ93: shouldnt you know since im "popular"?

AC93: I just heard about you from Grover. I don't know too much.

PJ93: you sure? i think you want to get to know me

PJ93: i wouldnt blame you

AC93: I think I already know what you're like. And it's not that interesting.

PJ93: ouch

AC93: But you're easy to talk to... I'll give you that. It's quite fun to tease you.

PJ93: woah is this actually a compliment coming from ac93?

AC93: Yes. Don't expect any more.

PJ93: i wont

PJ93: im surprised i even got one in this lifetime

AC93: Don't push it.

PJ93: yes ma'am