This is another short fanfic from the joint effects of me and my best buddy dragon-manic!
"Bastard!" yelled Zidane.
"Humph!" muttered Kuja under his breath.
"Girl pants!" Zidane replied.
"Perv!" Kuja yelled.
"Wanker!"
"How do you know? Kuja asked, the class erupting into fits of laughter as he turned bright red.
"Out!" screamed the teacher
Outside things weren't much better. Zidane was leaning against the wall his weakling brother trying to open a window.
"This is so your fault!" He said. Kuja grunted and spinned around as the teacher walked out of the class.
"Library, NOW!" she said.
"Horse shagger" Zidane muttered, turning another page in his book which lay before him. Kuja looked up from his book and smiled nastily.
"Moogle shagger!" he grunted.
"Chocobo shagger!"
Eiko SHAGGER!"
"THAT'S IT!" Zidane yelled, picking up his book and throwing it at Kuja's head. Kuja ducked just in time and threw his book back at Zidane who flicked it away with his tail.
"Hey!" He yelled.
Books soon started to sprout wings as they flew across the room, one of which hit Kuja squarely between the eyes, resulting in him being knocked backwards and out of the open window behind him.
Zidane ran over to the window and peered down, not seeing any sign of his brother. Just as he was pulling his head back in he caught sight of something coming his way.
"oh my God!" he yelled, "Kuja's an Angel!"