Prompt: My friend loathes Christmas and he sucks. Also, the very first fanfic I wrote was based on the '12 days of christmas'.
Beta: Don't have one. Still.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the awesome stuff relating to Metal Gear Solid. They're from the brilliant mind of Hideo Kojima.
Nor do I own the tune and the original '12 days of Christmas'
A/N:
+ Story 2/3 of Li's silly Christmas one shots.
12 Days of ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas
my gave to me
a bottle of Otacon's ketchup
On the second day of Christmas
my gave to me
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's ketchup
On the third day of Christmas
my gave to me
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the fourth day of Christmas
my gave to me
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the fifth day of Christmas
my gave to me
FIVE CODEC CALLS
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the sixth day of Christmas
my gave to me
six of sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the seventh day of Christmas
my gave to me
Seven stupid injections
Six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the eighth day of Christmas
my gave to me
eight hundred drebin points
seven stupid injections
six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the ninth day of Christmas
my gave to me
Nine guns a-blazing
eight hundred drebin points
seven stupid injections
six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the tenth day of Christmas
my gave to me
Ten alert bells ringing
nine guns a-blazing
eight hundred drebin points
seven stupid injections
six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my gave to me
eleven cigarettes smoking
ten alert bells ringing
nine guns a-blazing
eight hundred drebin points
seven stupid injections
six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my gave to me
twelve bandana's flying
eleven cigarettes smoking
ten alert bells ringing
nine guns a-blazing
eight hundred drebin points
seven stupid injections
six of Sunny's eggs
five codec calls
four instant noodles
three silly chickens
two cardboard boxes
and a bottle of Otacon's Ketchup
"S-so…What d-do you think?" The girl with the blond hair smiled happily.
Oblivious to the exhaustion that she made her guardians go through by singing each verse.
"Well Sunny…it's a long song…indeed" Otacon fixed up his glasses, his hand staring down at the printed copy of Sunny's version of twelve days of Christmas.
"H..however, I did like how you mentioned the Ketchup – I, myself, thought that was a brilliant trick – right Dave?"
"hmph."
His friend grunted, Otacon looked up and peered at his friend;
"Eight hundred drebin points doesn't make sense" His voice directed to Sunny.
"W-w-well, at least it was better than Eight r-r-rusty b-barrels" she piped up.
"Hey. That rusty barrel saved my life."
"Only because J-j-johnny p-pooped in it." She rolled her eyes.
"Poopy barrels saves lives."
A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! What other things do you think Sunny could have mentioned in her twelve days of Christmas sing-a-long?