Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Bleach. If I did, thenI would make the weirdest people go together.
1ST DIVISION CAPTAIN – YAMAMOTO SHIGEKUNI GENRYUUSAI
Welcome muffins! So… how many fights have you been in?
YSG: Exactly 193054034 in my life.
Ryuujin Jakka is the strongest fire Zanpakuto. How do you feel about that?
YSG: Hmph, I'm the oldest captain of the Gotei 13. What did you expect? (A: O.O OTT much?)
Who is that lieutenant of yours?
YSG: Come to think of it, I don't think I know his name myself.
It's Sasakibe Choujiro…
YSG: Really? I always thought his name was Sasuke (A: LOL reference to Naruto)
How come you hardly ever open your eyes?
YSG: I want to seem not as threatening so people will underestimate me as an old man who's gone bonkers.
How many relationships have you been in your life?
YSG: * coughs * I'd rather not say.
Are you still a virgin?
YSG: * looks at me threateningly *
Do you even have children?
YSG: Can you please stop asking me these questions?
How did you get those muscles even though you're an old man?
YSG: I do yoga twice a week, I do karate 5 days a week, train every day for 8 hours and I do boxing.
O.O you do know that most of the time when you give out orders, nobody follows them?
YSG: How dare they!! I thought I was the sou-taichou! I will kill them! (A: That's almost everybody he needs to kill then)
Is that cane your Zanpakuto?
YSG: You want to test it out?
How many years did it take for your eyebrows to grow so long?
YSG: You don't know how hard it had been for me to deal with short eyebrows. So, instead I got fake eyebrow extensions from the 12th Division. But don't tell anybody or feel the wrath of my Zanpakuto!
Your beard is pretty long too…
YSG: * glares * Don't insult it! It's also fake from the 12th Division.
You know that out of the captains, you probably have the least fan girls…(besides Mayuri)
YSG: What? I thought I was pretty good-looking for a man!
Err ok. What do you think about the famous Kurosaki Ichigo?
YSG: A LITTLE BRAT WHO DOESN'T FOLLOW MY ORDERS!!!! But I like his mask, it's awesome. (A: OOC much?)
Thank you sou-taichou! Next up, we're going to interview Soifon, my FAVOURITE CHARACTER in Bleach and captain of the 2nd Division as well as the Omnitsukido. Reviews please!!!!