Author's Note: So this will mark my first work of fanfiction, if by the end you are disappointed, I am sorry. I really do like XS because despite the lack of love, it's still pretty popular (I mean XANXUS is ranked fifth in popularity and Squalo is seventh...that might mean something if you squint and tilt your head. You might as well hold your breath and see if it gets you anywhere).

So please do read a total work of fanfiction with characters that are not by me. What is by me is the world that I put them in and the situations I will make these guys face.

It will be a chaptered fic but I don't want to make it too long and it might become more mature as I move along. So at the moment please be cautious and avoid reading if you dislike swear words, homosexuals, XANXUS or a gay swearing man with a possy.

Other than that, please enjoy, or try to.

"Aw please, please, please Squalo? Please with all my heart?" the twenty-one year old man begged.

"Like I said, fu-u-uck no." The other replied as he flipped his silky silver hair aside. He had an angry expression as he studied the man who was kneeling before him. "Lussuria, seriously…can't you get someone else?"

The man named Lussuria shook his head with gusto, shaking his multi-toned large side bang as he did. "It's just going to be a few pictures! And it's not going to even be in a big magazine or anything. Come on Squalo! This is going to be my big break and you're the perfect guy to model my own line!" Lussuria cried.

"In other words you can't afford a real model."

"That too." The aspiring designer added sheepishly as he twirled whatever hair he had. "Squalo please, fashion has been my life-long dream! Can't you do this as a small favour for me?"

"And why should I?" Squalo asked as he leaned against the window. He had a break between his first-year university classes when his senior friend from high school had called him, only to come up with such a messed up request.

"After all I've done for you?" Lussuria wailed, his voice rising slightly in despair. People turned to look and Squalo immediately pushed away from the window he was leaning against.

"G-get up!" He muttered as he crouched down. "Get up or you'll cause me problems." Pushing his hair to one side of his shoulder, he hoisted Lussuria up and dragged him to a more secluded area.

"Aahh, your hair is getting longer day by day," Lussuria cooed as he fingered Squalo's bangs.

"Fuck off faggot." Squalo snapped as he picked up his bag and began to walk away.

"Squalo, please! PLEEEASE! If it weren't for me you wouldn't have had the sexy silkiness in your hair and you would have had to cut off the hair that now is like…not too far from your butt!" Lussuria cried. The eighteen-year old spun around, blushing as a few that had overheard giggled.

"Damn you Lussuria, shut up and go away." Squalo groaned as he found himself walking back anyway.

"A-and if it weren't for me you would have been a total delinquent back in high school. You would have been totally friendless and yo—"

"Wouldn't have met me."

"—wouldn't have met Dino-oh Dino hi, exactly!" Lussuria exclaimed. Squalo rolled his eyes as he studied the two idiots before him.

"What took you so long?" Squalo snapped as Dino handed him a water bottle and Lussuria a Coke can.

"W-well, it really wasn't my fault this time okay?" Dino said as he nervously tried to open the cap to his own bottle.

"What is it this time?" Squalo groaned as he rolled his eyes.

"Okay so I was taking my money out of my wallet. And if you remember it was my new wallet since I lost my old one last week. So I really wasn't used to it yet and I forgot where I kept the coins and when I finally found the compartment I couldn't open it because it's new. Then when I finally did, this big guy bumped into me. And he sent all my coins flying and I had to pick them up obviously. But some people were nice to help. And the line for the vender wasn't big but when it was my turn it kept rejecting my coins and then I realized I was putting in the tokens from the arcade we went to a month ba-"

"I get it! Okay shut up!" Squalo yelled as he grabbed Dino's bottle and snapped the lid off.

"So you're not all mad or anything, right?" Dino asked as he drank from his bottle and Squalo flinched when some of the water dribbled down his chin and on to his shirt.

"I'm too mad at Lussuria to be mad at you." Squalo said and Lussuria sighed as the attention went back to him.

"What happened?" Dino asked as he turned to the other man. Lussuria winced as water landed on his face and he quickly wiped at his cheek.

"I want Squalo to model for a small editorial shot. It's my own line and I think Squalo's the perfect guy. I mean I know he's not all too tall—"

"I'm almost six feet okay?" Squalo spat indignantly.

"Oh I know this one guy who has to be over six feet and maybe four inches." Dino mused but Squalo's expression warned him not to go farther.

"Anyway, Squalo still has a great body. I mean he's the right kind of skinny for a model and he's going to look wonderful and it's just for a couple of hours. Then he'll never have to be bothered again. I'll even give him a small share of my profits if its a success."

"Oh that's so cool! Then I could be the guy who was actually dat-err..that close to a model!" Dino said as he blushed. He could feel the lasers burning into him, courtesy of Squalo's steel grey eyes.

"Pssht. No need to hide it, I already know you two are going out." Lussuria said as he waved his hand. "I'm like Squalo's big sister, he has to tell me everything."

"Like fuck I do! It's you who noses around in shit that shouldn't matter to you. And Dino's a pretty jealous guy so that's even more of a reason not to model."

"Oh don't let me hold you back Squalo, I don't mind at all!" Dino said as he waved his hand, splashing the water in his bottle onto the floor as well as onto Lussuria's white leather shoes. Squalo rubbed his temple at the fact that the idiot he was stuck with was so dense.

"And it's too far away, I don't have time to commute there and back after my classes are done." Squalo complained, but his idiot of a boyfriend spoke again.

"Don't worry Squalo, actually I'm kind of excited! I'll drop you off since I'm sure Romario wouldn't mind. We can go back together too!" Dino said. Lussuria turned to the blond male and blew a kiss.

"Then downtown at five my precious baby!" Lussuria cooed as he blew a kiss at Squalo. He wrapped the mink fur, and Squalo had a feeling it was real mink, around his shoulders before hugging both Squalo and Dino. "Ciao, ciao my darlings!" Lussuria sang as he almost skipped off.

"I'm going to fucking kill you." Squalo hissed as he turned to Dino. "But before that I'm fucking breaking up you stupid shit!" Dino's previously elated face fell into a pout.

"No Squalo please no, I'll do anything!" Dino cried and again Squalo found himself the victim of many eyes.

"I swear if any of this causes me a problem, I'll kill you and Lussuria." Squalo said as he crossed his arms over his chest. "Let's go, we have a lecture in ten minutes." Dino smiled to himself as he followed Squalo. He had met the other when they started high school. At that time the overly flamboyant Lussuria, who was a junior student and a volunteer, had paired the two for a group assignment. Dino was scared at first but after working with Squalo more, he came to like the other and he wasn't surprised to find himself liking his friend as someone more than a friend as they grew. When he asked if they could go out in middle of their senior year, Squalo shrugged and agreed. For Dino, this was what happiness was all about even if the person he loved wasn't all too serious.

The world was perfect the way it was.

xoxoxo

"VOOIIII I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!" Squalo yelled into the cool night air. It was near midnight as he and Dino sat down on a bench a park, hot coffee in their hands.

"I think the pictures came out really nice. You're really cut out to be a model." Dino commented as he set the coffee on the bench beside him. He leaned over Squalo and began rubbing away some of the glitter that was visible nearby his eye.

"I seriously hate Lussuria. I can't even remember how many times I had to change, and then he conveniently included you in some of the pictures." Squalo complained as he opened the coffee cup lid so the drink would cool.

"I wasn't so bad." Dino said as he wiped the glitter on his own jacket.

"Oh of course not! Especially when you totally didn't trip over wires, trip over your clothing, trip over me, drop the make up, nearly ruin Lussuria's line, not so bad." Squalo commented dryly as he ran his fingers through his hair, trying to get all the knots out. Dino sighed sadly as he leaned his head against Squalo's shoulder.

"Are you going to ditch me when you're all famous?" He asked.

"Yes, if I do become famous. But Lussuria promised me this wouldn't mess up my life." Squalo said.

"Ha ha, thanks Squalo." Dino said as he smiled. "I think our coffee's cold enough and Romario should be here soon so we might as well get going." They both looked at their cups and smiled as they drank away at the cold coffee while walking side by side.

"We have a test in two days." Squalo commented as he threw his cup into a trash can, Dino tried the same thing but missed, by a whole lot. Squalo shook his head and tugged at Dino's sleeve, pulling him forward. "Let's go, I want to go to sleep." They walked towards the main street and talked about the latest class when they were interrupted.

"Cavallone?" A low voice asked and Dino whipped around to see who addressed him by his last name.

"Xa-x-anxus?" Dino stuttered, wide-eyed. Squalo who had walked on for a bit suddenly realized Dino wasn't behind him and immediately turned around as well.

"So it is you, you've gotten taller since last time." The other commented. His eyes, a deep red, flickered over to Squalo where it stayed for a bit before going back to Dino.

"I swear you were supposed to come back next year though." Dino said. Squalo sighed as he leaned against a fence. The only drawback of hanging out with Dino was the fact that Dino was on the super rich scale and Squalo was on the "barely getting by" end of the scale. And that usually meant things like Dino canceling plans because of last minute parties he had to attend, important family meetings or meeting random people he knew on the street. The man with the red eyes had a few people behind him. Squalo could pick out a short blond haired male, a tall man with an afro, another older looking man with glasses and a few men wearing sunglasses and they were all pretty dressed up.

"...didn't find it necessary to continue my internship since I was doing more than fine. Oh and since you're here I might as well tell you. They're throwing a welcome back party on the fifth and obviously you're invited and all. But it seems they're sprouting some surprise theme idea. So you might want to get your stuff together before that."

"The fifth?" Dino asked as he hesitantly turned to Squalo. The silver-haired man merely shrugged as he turned to look away. They had made plans to attend the final match of the soccer tournament on the fifth.

"If it's a problem, I'm sure your friend can come too. You're usually allowed to bring a few guests." Xanxus said shrugging as he eyed Squalo.

"Ah no it's no problem, seriously." Dino said laughing as he shook his hands.

"Oy Dino, Romario's here." Squalo snapped as he made for the black car.

"Ah w-well bye Xanxus." Dino said as he bowed slightly before running after Squalo. Xanxus bowed his head slightly.

"Make sure to invite your friend there!" Xanxus called out.

"Shi, shi, shi for a while I thought that one was a girl." One of the people in the back said.

"How vulgar, to have such long hair like that for a man." Another one said.

"It wasn't all too bad, he looked cheap and poor because of his shit clothes but did you see his eyes? Never seen a guy give me that look in a while. I bet he doesn't even know who I am." Xanxus mused as he watched Squalo open the back door of the car.

"No future boss, no. I'm sure he does, that punk was just asking for trouble."

"And I think a nice dose of it is pretty healthy for a growing guy." Xanxus said as he followed the silver-haired man's movements as he slipped into the car after Dino and shut the door. "A familiar guy too."

Chapter one has now ended. Please do review and tell me what you thought or press the back button, or that x button over there in the right hand corner.

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