"Pretty in Baggy Jeans"
BY:
ThE gOdDeSs oF dEaTh, and,

ThE pRiNcEsS oF tHe DeSeRt
or,

The Hentai Sisters !!!
(Note:This is an AU story, and it has language, Shounen-Ai, and kick ass skaters!!! ENJOY!!!)


PART 1*****************************


Relena threw down her cigarette and stepped on it in her old beat up Vans. She picked up her skateboard and tucked in under her arm, while grinning menacingly as a student detoured around her to avoid contact. Relena saw her friends across the parking lot, waved, and proceeded to walk over.
"Hey Sally, Wufei, Quatre, what's up? Anybody do last night's math page?
"No", they all answered.
"Shit! I need somebody to copy off of!"
She glanced around, but all she saw was the group of jocks.
Why don't you ask them for the answers?" Sally said teasingly.
"No, I need the RIGHT answers", Relena answered sarcastically.
Unfortunately, Duo Maxwell, star pitcher on the baseball team, and state renown wide receiver, not to mention the most "popular" boy in the school overheard them......
"Three times two is six blonde haired bitch!"Duo yelled.

Relena flipped him the bird, and sneered, "Maxwell you're number one in my book!"
"Oh Relena you're such a lady", he said.
As Duo passed her group, he barked at her. Heero smiled dreamily. Quatre and Trowa were too busy trying to look, but not look at each other they didn't have time to think of any smart remarks.
"Calling your cheerleading bitches?" Relena shot at him.
"The only bitch I see around here is you", he said as they walked off.
Relena sent him a deathglare, popped out another cigarette, and lit it up.
"Oh, they make me so angry I wish I could take my skateboard and bash it over their heads!!"
"Why ruin a perfectly good skateboard?" Quatre asked," It'd probably crack over their thick skulls!!"
Then Wufei piped up,"They need their thick skulls to cover their pea size brains. They're cavemen you know." Then he and Quatre hunched over and started grunting and beating themselves on the chest like cavemen. The whole group burst out laughing.
Then the second bell rang, the sign they should go in.
Relena put her cigarette out on Duo's car, and picked up her skateboard, and headed to class with everyone.
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