Summary: J introducesher best friend, Paige to the Chipmunks. But what happens if they start liking Paige more than her? What if they rather have Paige as their babysitter? Read and find out! (80's version)
Time: Sometime after Oh My Gas!
A Playdate with Paige
Ch. 1- Meeting Paige
"Bye, Dave!" the Chipmunks called after Dave.
J shut the door.
"Hi boys!" J greeted.
"Hi, J!" the boys returned.
"I wanna introduce to you my best friend, Paige" J said.
"Where is she?" Alvin asked.
J looked to her side and noticed Paige was missing.
She sighed and walked to her portal.
"Paige! Come and meet the boys!" she called through it.
"No! This was supposed to be girls' night out! Not girls' night out plus three stupid chipmunks!" Paige yelled.
"Stupid?" Theodore asked as his eyes watered.
Simon whimpered with a hurt look on his face, but Alvin was just angry.
"Awe… Paige, you hurt their feelings!" J scolded.
"Sorry! But their voices are annoying! I'll get a headache!" Paige said.
J held Theodore as he began to cry.
"You made Theo cry! Paige, get your butt in here and apologize!" J ordered.
"Fine!" Paige gave in.
Paige came through the portal with a peeved off look on her face.
"Damn, these guys are huge for chipmunks!" Paige commented.
"Paige! Language!" J scolded.
"I thought they were 16" Paige said.
"I'm 8 1/2, genius!" Alvin stated, hands on hips.
"I'm guessing you're Alvin?" Paige says and he nodded.
"Hello, I-I'm Simon" Simon introduced herself nervously, partially hiding behind J.
"Why does he sound so scared of me?" Paige asked.
"Cuz in the 2nd grade, you're considered a bully" J told her.
"I'm not gonna hurt anyone" Paige assured and took a step back, arms in the surrender position.
Theodore was wiping away tears.
"I'm sorry, Theodore" Paige apologized "I'm just mad at Ju-"
"Paige! CAMERA!" J warned.
"I'm mad at J for babysitting you instead of girls' night out" Paige told them.
"It's okay" Theodore says.
"So what are you doing here?" Alvin asked rudely.
"Alvin!" J said sternly "Paige is here because I was supposed to hang out with her but I made a commitment to babysit you. So I invited her so I can be with all of you, alright?"
"Yes, J" Alvin responded.
"How about we all go out to eat?" J suggested.
"Yay, food!" Theodore exclaimed.
"Sure!" replied Simon.
"Close enough to girls' night" Paige said.
"No" Alvin refused.
"Why not?" Simon asked.
Alvin pulled his brothers away from the girls.
"Because, every time she takes us out, she takes us to the girls' room if we hafta go" Alvin explained.
"She does it for our safety" Simon replied.
"Let's just go. I'm hungry" Theodore said.
"Fine. I'll go before we leave and I won't drink anything" Alvin says.
"Bad plan, but I'm too hungry to argue, so c'mon" Simon replied.
They went back to J and Paige.
"Alvin wants to go to the restaurant now" Theodore said.
"Great" replied J "Any of you gotta go potty before we leave?"
"Yeah, I'll be right back" Alvin responded and went to the bathroom.
When he came back, everyone already had their jackets on.
"Here, put this on, babe, it's chilly outside" J helped Alvin put on his jacket.
"How are we gonna get there?" Simon asked.
"My car" J responded.
"But isn't your car in the real world?" Simon questioned.
"Sweetie, I'm a fairy. Don't question how I get things done, because you already know the answer; magic" J said.
A purple car with eyelashes on the lights appeared in the driveway.
"Nice ride, girl!" Paige complemented.
"Thanks! Get in" says J.
Everyone got in the car and she drove off.
Not off to a great start with Paige, huh? Don't worry, we'll get there...
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