Beta: enviousxbeauty (back and more bad ass than ever)
Disclaimer: Kripkie owns them like a BOSS.
This story calls for audience (that's YOU) participation. Anytime you see something in parentheses yell the words at the screen. YELL or I'll find YOU.
Like A Bobby
"Mr. Singer thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No problem."
"You're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely, I'm the boss."
"Okay, well take us through a day in the life of 'the boss.'"
"Well the first thing I do is—
Put on my hat. …………………………………..(Like a boss.)
Talk to Winchesters. ………………………….(Like a boss.)
Call Dean an idjit ................................(Like a boss)
Solve their problems…………………………...(Like a boss.)
Do some research……………………………....(Like a boss.)
Micro manage………………………………….....(Like a boss.)
Promote synergy ……………………………….(Like a boss.)
Hit on Ellen……………………………………......(Like a boss.)
Get rejected……………………………………....(Like a boss.)
Swallow sadness……………………….………(Like a boss.)
Eat some pie…………………………………....(Like a boss.)
Get a new book………………………………..(Like a boss.)
Organize my shelves…….……….…………(Like a boss.)
Find a case…………………………………….....(Like a boss.)
Get a gun……………………………………......(Like a boss.)
Change my mind……………………………...(Like a boss.)
Get a machete…………………………………..(Like a boss.)
Jump in my truck……………………………....(Like a boss.)
Talk to the witness……………………………(Like a boss)
Save some damsel in distress………..(Like a boss.)
Get her number………………………………...(Like a boss)
Search the sewers…………………………….(Like a boss.)
Meet the giant fish…………………………….(Like a boss.)
Beat it's brains out..………………………...(Like a boss.)
Save the fucking day………………..…....(Like a boss.)
Drink a beer…………………………………......(Like a boss.)
Now I'm super awesome."
"So that's an average day for you then?"
"No doubt."
"You kick ass and leave no survivors?"
"Hell yeah."
"I think at one point there you said something about eating pie…"
"Damn straight."
"Well this certainly has been eye opening for me."
"I'm the boss."
"I know, you said it like five hundred times. Thanks for talking to me."
"Anytime, God."
LIKE A BOBBY.
END