Harry pretended to not notice as Draco playfully slapped his bum in the Great Hall, he had told him the previous night that they would save it for the bedroom, he guessed he would just have to punish him later.

However, Harry was very much struggling staying with his own words of 'saving it for the bedroom'. He couldn't stop his hands from finding their way to Draco's crotch and doing a bit of 'wandwork'.

"Harry! Are you even listening or are you too busy dreaming about Merlin knows what?" Hermione snapped, clicking in front of Harry's face, catching him once more thinking about his beloved blond.

"Stop judging me Hermione, just because you're stuck with the ginger," Harry said and Hermione looked at him horrified. "Oh yes, I can hear you two shagging most nights, even above Draco's moans."

"Hold on, what was that last part?!" Hermione questioned, her eyes wide with disbelief. Harry raked his mind for something that sounded remotely like what he had said to deny it with.

Harry then shat his pants with excitement as he saw Draco bend over to pick up his fork, he dreamed about his glorious buttocks.

Draco saw what mess Harry was in, but the brown fluid dripping down his legs made Draco so turned on that his…well…man parts got a little 'excited'.

Draco was all turned on and 'dripping' with excitement, that he couldn't keep it in any longer; he jumped on the table and ran across to Gryffindor, and ripped on his trousers and pants, coating Harry in his royal juices.

Well, can't really top that. Christ, better leave it to these two to just continue on their own to terrify an entire audience…

"OOOOOHHHHHH YAAAASSSS" Harry moaned as he practically drowned in his lovers gift. "Just do it forever Draco!"

Their display of sexual relations made everyone so horny in the Great Hall, that everyone then ripped their clothes off and everyone in the entire school had a massive orgy; it was fabulas!

we think that the third writer is secretly gay thats why she is so uncomfortable rn.

Sure, THAT'S why I'm uncomfortable. And for the record, I'm not a homosexual.

THEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD( lol many d's)