December 8th, 2012.
The first thing I have to say is… this is not a diary, it is a journal, un.
Tobi told me I should write my feelings inside a diary. I said I wouldn't, but he was so persistant…he won't leave me alone until I write something in it, un. He is, in fact, hovering over me as I write this down.
What a psycho. He seems to have sugar in his veins rather than blood. What I wouldn't give to shove some clay down his throat and detonate it…at least he would be art then. But leader would probably get mad. So I can't, un. It's infuriating.
Tobi's gone now. And so I don't need to write in this anymore, for the time being.
Goodbye, un.
-Deidara
Hahahahahahaha! The blonde girly-man has a diary! A freaking diary! What a pussy.
With that stupid-ass hair of yours, I always knew you were feminine, Deidara, but a DIARY? Any hope you had of fitting in here is gone. Jashin-sama laughs at you!
-The amazing and sexy Jashinist, also known as Hidan.