I DONT OWN TWILIGHT
DAMN EMMETT PART 3
EDWARD(POV)
I was leaving for school when I saw a letter addresed to to the Cullen family excetp Cullen. it was from Wal-mart. my first thought is what did that idiot do now? normaly I would let Carlisle open and read this, but I wanted to see what he did, so opened the letter and it said.
dear Cullen family,
your son / brother has done the following things.
1. Went into the girl's bathroom and told them that he was gay and not attracted to them, but wanted to be with his fellow women companions.
2. Went into the mens bathroom and told then that he was gay, and calling a lot of the men attractive. making many of them un-comfortable.
3. Going into the bathrooms cloging the toilets so that they would flood. costing us hundreds in plumer expences.
4. Running up and down all the lanes singing on the top of his lungs.
5. Going up to random people and asking them to pull his finger.
6. Spilling a yellow liquid on the floor when no one was around, and then when someone passes he he woul say "this is where i went pee, isnt it a lot?"
7. Cornering people and groweling at them.
8. Jumping on people and say "Im gunna rip your throat out." and then running away.
9. Putting on girls underware and and running through the store.
10. Running through the store naked and yelling "Im Free, Im free!"
11. Sniffing random people and telling them that they smell like his grandma's butt.
12. Follow people around and ask them to adopt him.
13. Licking any one that passes him.
14. Kiss random women or men.
This is just a little of what he has done. your family owes us 1,300 dollars in repairs because of your son. please call this number and we will discuss your son. we would greatly appreciate it if you kept your son out of all our Wal-Mart stores in the future.
Thank you
Wal-Mart manager
Bob Dylan
(541)-555-5555
please call as soon as you get this letter.
Carlisle was at work so Emmett had a few houers of life. I set the letter back down ad left. Damn Emmett and his stupid actions. If we get rid of any one my vote would be Emmett. God he's dumb.