Wow, haven't posted a new one for a long time. Not much to say except yaoi fangirls with a very dirty mind should not read this.

I don't own MFB.

"Are you sure you wanna do this, Damian? It's not exactly normal for...you know."

"Zeo, normal was thrown out the window when Team Starbreakers and Dungeon moved in together."

"Good point. But you might wanna reconsider. There's no turning back."

"Just do it! I wouldn't have had to ask for your help if Jack wasn't here. But he just had to go to that stupid art museum with others so you're the only one I can turn to. Plus, knowing him he'll end up doing something crazy."

"If you say so. But if you get hurt it's gonna be on you."

"Hey, ou're the one who's going to do all the tinkering. All I'm going to do is stay put and be satisifed."

*sighs* "Let me just...put this on..."

"OW! Watch where you're touching!"

"Sorry."

"Does it really feel like this when yo wear it? It's itchy."

"Suck it up. You have to wear it if we- and by 'we' I mean you- want to continue. Okay..."

"Ow!"

"There it's on. You ready?"

"Uh-huh."

"Okay, here goes."

"It doesn't feel that bad."

"At first. Wait til we get to the climax."

"OH S**T."

"Shush. The others could walk in anytime. Do you want them to know what...activity... we're doing?"

"It hurt. What am I supposed to do? Giggle?"

"Like I said there's no turning back."

"Alright go on. Just make it faster."

"Okay, okay. Don't get your knickers ina twist."

"Who says that anymo-GAAAAAHHHHH!"

"You okay?"

"Give me a heads up before you do that."

"You're the one who wanted it faster.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think that's in the wrong place."

"I can get it right if you stop moving so much."

"This position is getting uncomfortable. Why wouldn't I move?"

"Cos' it won't work if you do. You have to stay still."

*grumbles* "Fine."

Minutes later...

*panting* "Stop it, Zeo. I can't take anymore of this."

"Come on, Damian. A little more."

"Ah...I'm tired..."

"So am I. It takes a lot of...stamina...to do...my part too."

"Ack! Stop it!"

"Just a little more..."

"STOP IT!"

"Little more..."

"I'm getting hurt!"

"I'm getting close..."

"Ahhh..."

"Come on..."

"OH S**T ZEO!"

"I got it!"

Damian laid down on his bed, panting while Zeo wiped the sweat out of his face," That was a lot of work."

"At least you weren't the one whose body felt like it was being dropped off the Empire State Building 50 times!" yelled Damian.

"Hey, you were the one who wanted to know how a corset feels like," said Zeo holding up a mirror revealing Damian wearing a pink corset with red ribbons.

"A CORSET?!" someone shouted.

Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud.

"What was that?" asked Damian.

"It came from outside," said Zeo.

The two Starbreakers opened the door and saw Jack, Masamune, Toby and King on the floor, their noses bleeding a bright red pond they were now swimming on.

"Perverts..."muttered Damian

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