-A cracky little bundle of late-night love for ya'll-

-(akudemyroku hints)-

-Jaffa-chan no own, Squeenix no sue :smile:-

Little Pig Little Pig

Once upon a time, there lived three smexy pigs.

Axel, the first little pig, built his house out of straw.

Demyx the second little pig, built his house out of wood.

Roxas, the last little pig, built his house out of brick... and marble... he mentioned something about a dancefloor?

Axel was an odd little pig, always playing with fire and burning off excess rooms for no particular reason.

"Renovation! Got it memorized?"

Demyx was a cowardly little pig, afraid to open his own door in case he got a splinter.

"D-Dude, seriously, I'm a pig, you th-think I can work t-tweezers?"

Roxas was quiet little pig, keeping to himself behind his bullet-proof and tinted glass windows.

"It's sound-proof, not bullet-proof, okay? But no eighties disco music in here!"

One day, a big bad wolf with blond hair and a white sundress appeared!

She came across the charred house made of straw.

"Little pig, little pig, let me draw you nude!" She called.

Axel concidered, then checked the script, "Uhm, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin?"

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!" She warned.

Axel shrugged, "go ahead, It's a peice of crap anyway. I'll go bludge of Demyx."

So she huffed and she puffed and the fire inside rekindled and the place burnt to the ground.

"Yes!" The big bad wolf cheered, doing a victory dance as Axel clapped, before wandering off to Demyx's house.

Next, Namine came to the house of sticks, where Demyx was chucking a hissy-fit over the saftey of Axel's matches.

"Little pig, little pig!" She called up to his house, "let me draw you nude!"

Demyx squealed (piggy remember), and hid behind Axel, "I don't like confrontation!"

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!" She responded.

Demyx looked between his house, and the wolf in the sundress, then took off for Roxas' house.

So she huffed and she puffed and Axel lit the house on fire, throwing her a thumbs up as he followed Demyx away.

"Wooo!" Namine danced a little more.

Next, the blond wolf in the sundress came to a house of brick (and marble) where 'The Eye of the Tiger' was playing loudly through the open door.

"Why the hell would I let you trash my house? Do you know how much it cost me to build?" Roxas was scolding the other two pigs.

"But Roxxxxyyyy, we'll pay rent with sexual favours!" Axel offered, ignoring Demyx's piggie-squeal of surprise.

"Little pig, little pig," Namine whispered, as she stalked with her Fangirl Camera poised to shoot. "just let me watch."

"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!" Roxas snickered, pulling his new roommates inside and locking the front door behind him.

And she huffed, and she puffed, and she blew-

Bubbles.

Then, she climbed up the drainpipe and into the chimney, following the sounds of pleasurable pleasure inside.

She slip-slid her way along the corridors and peeked around a corner just in time to see-

The akudemyroku dance-off to end all dance-off's!

And she gave up.

Soriku was much easier to sneak up on anyways.

-END

Jaffa: Late Night Crack Is Good For The Soul (like Yaoi)

Axel: Why is my house the most flammable? :plays with matches:

Jaffa: Review if you were as tired reading this as I was writing it!

Namine: Or I'll huff and I'll puff-

Roxas: ...I want to talk to my agent :walks away:

Demyx: I don't like confrontation!

Jaffa: ...:hearts you:...