Liu Bei:*wakes up*..............WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ZhaoYun:What is it?!
Liu Bei:Where is we?!?!
Me:YOU IS IN MORDAL COOMBAT!!!!
Zhuge Liang:You spelled "Mortal Kombat" wrong.
Me:STFU U KNW IT ALL!!!
Zhuge Liang:You shouldn't use shortened words...
Me:*appears next to Liu*
Liu Bei:Wazzup!?
Me:Wazzup!?
Zhao Yun:Wazzup!?
Zhuge Liang:...*shrugs*...Wazzup!?!?
Wei Yan:ME....LIKE....CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me,Zhuge,Liu,Zhao:WTF???????????
Wei Yan:CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Say that...one more time...watch what happens...
Wei Yan:CUPC--
Me:*shoots Wei Yan with a personal ion cannon*..Fuckin retard.....
Liu Bei:OMG!!!YOU GOT AN ION GUN THINGY FROM C&C!?!?!?!?
Me:FOOK YAA!!!
Zhuge Liang:Can I see that plz?!?!
Me:*gives gun thing to Zhuge* okies
Zhuge Liang:Oh Sima Yi!!Come herez!!
Sima Yi:What u igorant bast--
Zhuge Liang:*shoots Sima with the gun thingy* BITCH U GOT PWND N00B!!!!
Me:GO ZHUGE!!W00T W00T!!
Zhao Yun: I is still here, u know...
Liu Bei, Me:W00T!!ZHUGE PWND SIMA!!!W00T W00T!!
ZhaoYun::(....Im leavin...
Me:NUU!!!U NO LEAVE!!!!
Zhao Yun:Why nots??:(
Me:Cuz well misses u Zhao!!
ZhaoYun:Okies, me no leave.:)
Me:YAY!!
Guan Ping:MUFASA!!!
Guan Yu:SISUMBACHI!!!
Me:*takes gun from Zhuge and shoots Yu and Ping with it* STFU!!!
Huang Zhong:Finally....
Me:Where you comes from?!?!
Huang Zhong:TWANGTWANTWANG!!!ARROWS!!!!
Zhuge,Liu,Zhao:*bound and gag Huang and throw him in a closet*
Me: o.O........
Zhuge:WHAT!!??
Me:Nothin.......
Zhuge:Okz!:)
Me:Um....were gonna go now...BYEZ!!!
-music plays-dodoododdoodododoododo!!
Rain:WAITS!!!ME DIDNT GET TO SAY--
Me:TO BAD!!BYE PPL!!