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SPN100 Challenge: lean. Dean stumbles in after another night on the town. Sam is less than impressed. 100 word drabble.
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Lean, Mean, Sex-Machine
"Look what the cat dragged in," Sam scolded, as Dean stumbled through the door.
"I'm a lean, mean, sex-machine," slurred Dean exuberantly, giving his brother a playful punch.
Sam yelped. "Well, one of those three's correct," he muttered.
"Tsk. You'll never get any action sitting here with your dusty ol' books," Dean laughed.
Sam rolled his eyes. "Trash talking with a bunch of old guys is not action."
"You're right," admitted Dean, collapsing into a chair. "I'm not having much success without my trusty wingman."
Sam was touched. "Aw, thanks-"
"-After your fumbling attempts, any line I pull sounds good."
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