A/N: Okay, so this is my first ever fan fiction... Basically me and a friend are writing this randomly as a test run to figure this website out. She made up the title by the way :) anyway hope you like it and laugh (because knowing my co-writer this is gonna be weird and funny, or at least in our opinion) even though its a test run... please review so we can see how we do :)

They were eating chocolate cake on the porch... Their names were Guy and Dude.

Suddenly, a giant man eating unicorn popped out of the bushes! "Avada Kedavra!" The unicorn's ghost flew away to Narnia.

Then Voldemort popped out of a tree and yelled "IT IS A TERRIBLE CRIME TO SLAY A UNICORN! DIIIIEEEEE!"

Then a centaur appeared and screamed "Quick we shall run away from this maniac!' they hopped onto his back and rode away, firing arrows into the sunset (A/N: Brave reference ;)

Then Hermione flew on a disembodied llama tail to hit Voldemort in the head with an oatmeal cream pie.

When they reached the centaur's home, the other centaurs shunned him for helping humans and eating cupcakes that were expired. "shun shun!" they cried. Then Dumbledore came and waving his wand like a lasso to dramatic music, he shot waves of fire at the centaurs and inferi that had randomly popped up, and lighting Guy and Dude on fire.

Then they all died even Dumbledore and Moldy Voldy and the llama tail and all the trees and flowers and mushrooms and potatoes and TEENY TINY MICRO ORGANISMS! THEY ALL DIED! DIIIIEEEEDDD!

The end. :)

A/N: Okay I warned you that it was gonna be weird :) Thanks to sugar and friends and AWESOMENESS... and especially readers and reviewers :)

BTW I feel kinda bad for our old friend Moldy Voldy... but I do want some pie :)

Anything to say to the readers, co-writer?

orange turnips and mushrooms DIEEEEE!

Also, in the future, if you ever see us sign off of storys with weird nicknames, those are names that me and my co writers came up with for ourselves... for future reference, I am Breeze, the co writer in this story is Tawny, and there is also Sneaky and Talon. If there is one writer we will sign with one name, if there are more than one writers or a writer and a co writer or multiple co writers or whatever, there will be multiple names. This is a multiple-user account for me and three friends.

Once again, thank you for reading, please review, and keep checking back for more stories :)

~ Breeze and Tawny