Chapter 1
Enter: Corey and Crew
Now we all know the story of Naruto, and if you don't then why in thee blue hell are you reading the corey story about Naruto? Don't answer that question, now let us begin this epic tale...
The day was early, the sky as blue as the lines of the paper I wrote this on before I typed it out, it was 12 o'clock in the afternoon yet the day had just begun for our hero. "Corey why are you late this time" a man asked our awesome ass hero. If you haven't realized it yet Corey is the main character. "sorry Keemkashi Sensei, but what had happened was.." Corey said trying to make something up. "forget it sit down." Keemkashi said. Keemkashi was a legendary ninja in the hidden leaf village known throughout the world as 'The Lazy-Eyed Ninja'. Keem often wore a Harlem Globetrotters headband covering his right eye, why you may ask? How about you read on fool.
"Tomorrow is graduation, your test will be simple, you will transform into...COREY STOP STARRING AT THE CEILING!!" Keemkashi yelled at his most troublesome student. "I CAN'T HELP IT!!" Corey yelled back pointing to his right eye. "Yeah remember sensei he has a lazy eye too" Jandro, a fellow student said. "anyways you will transform into me, class dismissed." Keemkashi said disappearing leaving the students in awe 'he does that every class, his shits weak' Corey thought to himself.
"Can you believe it Jandro? By this time tomorrow were going to be official Queff Village genin." Corey told his lifelong friend. "I know...hey look out emo kid!" Jandro said pushing a homotional ninja out of the way. "Hey its Tommy" Corey said referring to the emo kid with the crookedlip. "My names not Tommy" the emo said in a plain voice. "it's Thomas Thomas of the extinct Thomas clan" Thomas said walking away. "I bet he cuts himself" Jandro said aloud. "Seriously though what the fuck is wrong with his lip?" Corey said before leaving for home.
The next morning Corey woke up early and was the first to be in class. "Corey are you high?" Keemkashi asked surprised that Corey was there 2 hours before the academy even opened. "not now chief I'm in the fucking zone." Corey said sitting in his desk...a few minutes later he fell asleep. "Corey wake the fuck up, it's your turn" Jandro said pushing our hero out of his desk. Corey looked around the room and noticed a strange looking man standing beside Keemkashi "who the fuck is that? Batman?" Corey asked pointing to the man. "This is Nate Sensei, an old friend of mine" Keemkashi answered. Corey could tell by the look in his eyes that batman had a weakness and it was time for him to exploit it. Corey walked to the front of the classroom "transform!". When the smoke cleared Corey was gone and in his place was a white woman with some big ass titties. "Excellent now please turn around." Nate sensei said with drool dripping out of his mouth. 'No Homo but I gotta do this to pass' Corey thought slowly turning around to reveal...a pancake butt (A/N: a pancake butt is a flat ass usually projected on white women) "just like mom use to make, nice & flat, I just wanna put maple syrup on it and eat it up um num num." Nate yelled.
All the students were told that they would be put in groups of threes and would meet their respective sensei's the next day. "I can't believe that Corey kid passed" a skinny white bitch whispered to her her friend. "I know especially since he's got that beast in him" her friend whispered. "I wish I had that beast in me, you nah I'm sayin?" the white bitch said laughing obviously wanting Corey's massive cock. They were both starring at Corey while he was doing is celebratory robot dance.