Warning: Beware of wrong spellings, verbal abuse or cursing, sex(lemons) and A LOT of wrong grammars.
I sighed tiredly due to the heat, but that's normal here in our country. The names PixeliteMC, I already graduated highschool but I have no plans going college since I pretty much like my current job, a gamer and a fanfiction writer, you may know me from my stories but I'm not that popular here in this site, you can also find my name from various games…in SEA servers at least.
As to why it's hot, that's common the Philippines and it's because I'm using a laptop right now in the middle of the fields with just an open square-shaped tent covering me from the sunlight. At present, I just finished a chapter to one of my stories, I always find pleasure in posting my writings and people reading it despite my flaws.
Changing the program, I browse through my games in Steam, normally I would instantly choose DOTA 2 but considering it's hot and I'm playing outdoor, I rather play something not too broad. Browsing a little more I caught the name HuniePop and with that I stop browsing as then my mind dazed in memories of playing this.
I bought the game (uncensored version) just a week ago and finished it in, if I remember correctly a total 5 hours of course not 100 percent considering alpha mode, but finished nonetheless. I have to say, out of all the dating games I have played, HuniePop is the most amusing and excellent dating game I have ever played into date, in my opinion. Unlike those generic dating games like *cough*, this one instantly earned my thumps up due to its western-type-of-community-nature and actually made me fall in love (crush) with a virtual character again since it's been years since I did to a certain forgotten anime character.
Unexpectedly, I laughed at myself at this thought. Silly me but whatever, I turned into the distance, mesmerized by the sight of green plains, mountains and the gentle of the wind, I closed my eyes in content as I again said what I would and every gamer constantly ask to my/him/herself.
"What would've I've been?" A simple question but it can be extensive to a both gamers and otaku's view. What I would've been if I was the protagonist or was in the game, life would be fun right? Like some kids wishing to live in Minecraft.
"If that is what you wish, then I shall grant it" Out of nowhere, a cold and charismatic voice said.
Instinctively, I opened my eyes and quickly glanced around only to see no one within the area. After that, I looked back to my laptop only again to shocked as I was blinded with a VERY WHITE LIGHT!
"Gah!" I cursed as I closed my eyes.
'What the hell! Did I open Assassins Creed?!' I thought but before realizing that I didn't.
With no warning, I lost my consciousness not knowing what happened until again waking up.
That is if I'll ever wake up again.
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The graceful notes of a piano awaked me from my unconscious state. Somehow the gentle and melodic rhythm was familiar but I only had a second to listen since I quickly attention to my surroundings.
As fast as lightning, my eyes flicked wide open along with a small gasp escaping my mouth. With clearer vision and sense of hearing, I can conclude returned back to reality.
Everything but the music ranging across the room was unfamiliar with a rather smooth atmosphere, for now I think. I find myself seated in a comfy stool in a luxurious looking fine-wood designed bar with a glass of wine in front of me. Looking around no one else beside me was here at the moment.
Looking to myself since no one's here and it would be awkward, I find myself wearing a black leather jacket, black jeans, a dollar store watch on my left wrist and a pair of black shoes…
Seriously? What a common wear, no wonder Kirito is constantly coughing from fan boys. I checked one of my pockets only to find a phone, an Apple Iphone 5S.
Turning back to the lonely liquid in front of me, I gently lifted the glass and had it one shot. Damn that was good, nothing beats more than an American grape juice…wait…I know this place! Judging from the music being played and time which was Sunday 11AM in the night. Bar & Lougne.
And if I remember correctly this is the time where-
"Hey there"
And speak of the devil, the voice and greeting was too recognizable. Turning my attention to my side, I find a brown-haired girl, green eyes and sexy looking red short dress with a black ribbon hanged just by her waist sat next to me. We have here our very own and lovely perverted and mischievous love fairy, Kyu.
This brought my conclusion from suspicion into reality, I'm in HuniePop, plain and simple. It certainly did crush my reality. I mean what the actual fuck?! These things only happen in fanfictions and imaginations. And what about that transport method, blinded by light then just like that, so anti-climatic for a story to start.
Exploring through my memories, Kyu if I remember correctly, is a perverted love-fairy that turns his clients into babe magnets which is against my nature. Look it's not my fault if a girl falls in love with me but I happen to be the one who made the first move, in the game at least. I don't mind harems but I have morals and I only play harem games because it's a game.
So how I approached Kyu right now will certainly change my path, should I act embarrassed sticking with the original script, I'll eventually turn into a womanizer and get to bring home 9 if possible 12 girls, but I'm a naïve person so I would look down myself as a monster, I'll admit.
Should I show experience, perhaps it would change her mind but I can still guess she'll persuade me to be her client.
Last option is I act like a total dick and tell her to fuck off and go screw someone else, this would certainly make her leave changing the script entirely.
No screw the last note, this is a girl we are talking to, that would be fucking rude. Unless she was Audrey that is, she and I wouldn't mind. So like a guy, I acted experienced.
"Well hey there babe" Okay that was lame, but still I was hoping that my words with the sensual tone in it would work.
"Trying to skip first level dawg? Are you alright, you seemed down earlier" As expected, she talks refers her friends in a boyish manner as if we already met. Knowing that her game is in flirtation and sexuality, I tried to apply words with this type of likings.
"Wow, we haven't talked much and you're worried already" I said with an amusing manner which she seems to notice.
"Well we're talking now champ, my names Kyu, nice to meet you"
Now this one's tough, how should I approach, knowing that this place is an Alternate universe or reality, I still haven't checked my ID in this reality if my identity ever remained or changed, so the logical move is I lie and play along first.
"John, nice to meet you too Kyu, would you mind I waste my time with you" A common name but the sentence was too long and the last part looked uncalled for.
"Nah it's fine, so you didn't answer my question"
"I'm good what more could I ask. Why did come talk to me, surely you didn't come here to say hi?"
"Geez, what's with that? I just came by to see you if your okay"
"Considering that I'm talking to a hot girl right and earned her interest, yeah I'm okay"
"Riiiight…" She trailed while cocking an eyebrow, damn I'm losing this game I need to convince her somehow so I tried to be blunt and a little bit aggressive on my next words.
"Babe, its obvious there's a string being attached around right now"
"…Is it that obvious?" Surprisingly, she surrendered that I even hardly resisted pushing my eyes out of their sockets.
"You're hiding it nicely but it's not working on me. Want me to guess?" I challenged with a smirk.
"You can try" Got you trap Kyu.
"How about this, if I can guess what your job is, you'll owe me two favors and if I'm wrong, I'll play your game" I challenged giving her a stretched from a smirk into grin in my face.
"You get yourself a deal champ" she responded also returning the gesture by also grinning.
"Your Kyu, a pink-haired love fairy whose job is to turn lonely men into what you would call chick magnets. You call girls broads and you love to hangout in a guy's bedroom and eventually steal their porn magazines. That's all I know but does that ring a bell?" I said in a 'as a matter of fact' of fact tone.
"Okay, okay Mr. I-know-everything. How did you know?"
"Well a client of yours I believe seems to be drugged that moment and carelessly spouted some fairy tales"
The worst lie ever, I even barely manage to contain a hitch from escaping my mouth trying to her buy my tone and words. You know what, fuck this act. With a final straw, I glanced at her to see her eye to eye before she could say anything, I sighed heavily and said.
"Look Kyu, I'll be blunt okay. I appreciate you trying to win me over for my own pleasures but I'm fine and good with girls, I'm sure they are other guys out there who needs your help"
"Well okay drama king, if you say so, I won't pry" I blinked and ludicrously looked at the love fairy next to me. Did she just…say that, I won?
"Wait…You're not upset?" I asked surprisingly.
"To be honest, I'm kinda bit disappointed but can't help it, you're actually good at least I don't have to teach you like that."
"I have nothing against chick magnets okay but I have no plans being one"
"…You're weird and different"
"That would've been bad for your record if I did into your client but other than that. We cool?"
"Sure, why not? You seem a cool guy to hang out with" Thank the heavens.
"Yeah, perhaps we can go shop for some porn magazines sometimes"
"Fuck yeah I want that! Oh look at the time If you don't mind I'll go find myself a new client. Wish me luck" She said standing from her position and head out waving at me 'see ya later'.
"Good luck"
I chuckled as I could only look and lightly wave at the retreating figure of the girl in disguise, she isn't really that bad okay, yes she is perverted like how a guy should be but a great friend (a sex at that matter) during my time playing HuniePop, always there to give me advices.
Well phase one complete, without me Kyu being her client now, I can't acquire a HunieBee nor that weird device so I could meet Celeste, unless I gift her a porn magazine. But hey, I still have my phone but it doesn't track the girl's locations so I'll have to stick with the traditional way, texting, calling or coincidence.
Luckily I don't have to memorize every girl's profiles since I'll be concentrating on one only. I also don't have to be surprised when the girl out of nowhere starts sending pictures just to prove her point if you get my drift.
This reality may be a game from where I came from but that doesn't deny the fact that this is now MY reality, life here isn't a game where you can fuck a girl everyday (well possible in IRL but womanizers are total douchebags).
Taking out my wallet, also surprised to see a decent amount of dollar papers, I take out a couple and firmly slammed it down next to my emptied glass and left for the outdoor.
"Siri, my apartment" Thank Venus, it actually showed the GPS location of my apartment.
AN: Review if you wish and thank you for reading this far. Kyu was a little OOC there and I'm sorry if she really is too OOC, this is a mini-series for me so I won't concentrate much in this story. Again thank you and please do give your responses how was the story for you.