Misato:

Let's get down to the court,

To learn to slam

This should be expected,

In a fanfiction of Space Jam

This is the worst fanfic I've been in

Be ashamed Bluekirby2

But still I'll make a pro out of you

Somehow I'll make a pro out of you

Do your best to synchronize

But not at 400 percent

Just hurry up so I can get paid

I need to pay my rent

Just make sure you don't run away

And maybe you will see

That you need to get in the damn robot Shinji

Just get in the damn robot, Shinji!

Shinji:

I mustn't run away again!

Kamina:

Just who the hell do you think I am?

Asuka:

Why do I have to work with Stupid Shinji?

Rei:

I don't have much of a reason to sing

Misato:

Shinji, don't you dare run away!

Hoopz:

Hey, wait a sec, what happened to my mom?

Misato and Chrorus:

(Be a pro)

We must dribble like Michael Jordan

(Be a pro)

Just keep practicing and your skills won't rot

(Be a pro)

Just heat up and you'll be on fire

Just be sure to get in the damn robot!

The time has almost come

Until the big game

But no matter what

This fanfic, will be lame

We're done and just want to go home

Can we go home, I want to go to Moe's*

But no Gendo says you have to be pros

Misato and Chrorus:

(Be a pro)

We must dribble like Michael Jordan

(Be a pro)

Just keep practicing and your skills won't rot

(Be a pro)

Just heat up and you'll be on fire

Just be sure to get in the damn robot!

Misato and Chrorus:

(Be a pro)

We must dribble like Michael Jordan

(Be a pro)

Just keep practicing and your skills won't rot

(Be a pro)

Just heat up and you'll be on fire

Just be sure to get in the damn robot!

*As if I didn't have enough references in my writings, I decided to add another one by referencing The Simpsons, which Moe's is a reference to, as there is a bar called Moe's, which Misato is referring to, since she is an alcoholic, and it rhymes.