Holy Heffalumps! It's An All Boy Sleepover!

Disclaimer: Hey! It's me Tsuki, here, typing the first chapter of me and Umii's new fic. I'd call it HHIAABS for short. Lol, Hi Abs? Anyway, if you haven't read our first Hilarious fic, What If, yet, you should really read. I thought it was hilarious. It ranges from Sasuke Uchika, Sharingan Obsessions, Cookie Love, and Itachi buying Axe??? Lol, well. This is not a Yaoi fic, they're just all gay! Lol. Nothing happens... at least, I won't type it! I don't know about Umii though, Rofl! Just Kidding Umii! You wouldn't do that! Anyway… to the little hilariousness…

Umii: How Dare you say that I would write a Yaoi fic!

Tsuki: I said just Kidding!

Umii: Grr…

Tsuki: Don't kill me! –Bows-

Umii: Whatever…

Tsuki: Well anyway, we don't own Naruto or any of their characters… or Yaoi fics…

Umii: Yup, I wish we did though, EXCEPT without the Yaoi fics… -sweatdrops-

Tsuki: Yeah… well onward to the reading! Ca-Caw!!!!!

Sometime In the summer in The Leaf Village

"Sasuke, now that we're out of Training and have no more missions, it's been very boring around here…"

"Well, what do you expect Naruto?"

"We need something to liven us up! Like….. A PARTY!"

"Ohmigosh, Naruto! That's such a fabulous idea!"

"Oh yeah, we can make it a sleepover… That way, we won't be bored for the whole night!"

"…….."

"I didn't mean it that way, Sasuke! Your mind is so perverted sometimes you know!"

"Hey, I didn't say anything!"

"Yeah, well anyway, we need to invite only the cute boys to our Sleepover, which is at my house!"

"Yeah, come with me. I'll help you pick out some."

At The Town Center

"Ooh, we should invite him!"

"But Naruto, he's so unfabulous!"

"Yeah, you're right..."

"Cross him off the list!"

Right then, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Neji, and three other boys showed up in front of them.

"Hey, guys! Whatcha been up to!? We've been so bored!"

"Nothing, Kiba. We were picking out people to go to a Sleepover at My house today. Want to come?"

"OH HECK YEAH!!!!!" They all screamed in unison.

"Who are those guys behind you?"

"Um, this is…. Uh…"

"The name's Melvin!" the red haired boy bent his hand forward. "Nice to meet you!"

"Bernard." The guy had a pink man purse, but at the same time wore black sunglasses and looked like he was in the Mafia. Sasuke went to shake his hand but then he stepped back.

"Uh, uh! You don't touch these hands! I just got my nails done! Plus, you might get dirt on my new purse!" Bernard said as he took off his glove and shoved his pink fingernails in Sasuke's face.

"Holy Crap! They're so FABULOUS!"

"Ohmigosh! Aren't they just so cute!?"

"Yeah I was –"Sasuke got interrupted by the last unknown guy stepping in his way.

"Oh no you don't boyfriend! Bernard is my boyfriend! By the way, the name's Jose" the last guy said. He looks like he was a loser and had a 70's haircut. Plus, his clothes looked ugly and so unfabulous.

"Well then, that makes 2 + 8 10 people. Is that enough Sasuke?"

"Well, can we invite one more person?"

"Do as you please."

With that said, Sasuke took out his cell phone (A/n- hey fangirls! BACK OFF! It's not a real cell phone so don't ask for his number! Heh had to say that). The other nine boys watched as they waited to see who he was calling.

"Hello, Orochimaru!? Want to come to a party with me and 9 other guys?"

"Holy crapola! Of course I would! Should you even ask?"

"That's Fabulous! See you there."

As Sasuke closed the call, the other nine boys just sat and stared.

"Ohmigosh, Sasuke…. You invited Orochimaru?"

"Yes… Is That A Problem?"

"Yes! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU HAD CONNECTIONS WITH ORO! HE'S SO HOT AND DREAMY!!!" They all screamed as they walked home to Naruto's house to get ready for the party.

Party till Your Legs Give Out!

-End-

Tsuki: Holy Crap! Oops, I mean that chapter was so fabulous! Heh, I have nothing against Gays… I think they're just so funny! . I have no problem with them. Anyway, Umii is doing the next chapter. Wacaw! Gives me time to think! Anyway, hope you had fun reading. Oh yes, R&R!