Greetings to our fearless new leaders, Vanessa and Dizzo!

A/N: First part of drabble title taken from the poem "Two Dead Boys"; second part taken from a Wikipedia entry parody I saw online that described Jensen as a "bow-legged beauty."

Summary: SPN100 Challenge. Drabble word: beginning. This is a nonsense poem. Two Dead Boys, Winchester style.

Word Count: 100 on the nose (between the title and the section line).

one bright day in the middle of the night

or

The Tale of the Bow-legged Beauty and Sasquatch Kid

I'll start at the beginning, no, wait, the end.

The lie's so real it's easy to bend.

Two dead boys on a mission, all right,

Drove a big black car that was white as night.

Beauty's bow legs were straight as an arrow

The Kid's hazel eyes were black and narrow.

Beauty's green eyes flickered yellow, then black

The Kid never bitchfaced; that's truth, not a fact.

Dark and light inside them both

"To hell with the world" was their solemn oath.

Now why would you think I'd lie to you?

The deaf guy heard me so it must be true!


A/N the last: Okay, I'm gonna go increase my meds now. Geez...