I hope a lot of people find this funny... I'm going to put them in my faves-least faves order... So... normally, that means, Shadow's up right now!

"So, you're interviewing people on how their normal lives are?" Shadow asked Kai.

Kai nodded, holding a pencil and a notebook. "First is you!" she said happily.

Shadow's normal day...

Shadow woke up to the blaring sound of his alarm clock. He shot the clock with his gun and threw it into a pile of other shot clocks.

"Why do I need that? I don't even have a reason to wake up early..." he whispered.

He went back to sleep and woke up 2 ½ hours later. He rolled off of his bed and looked at his clock.

"11:07" it read.

Shadow walked downstairs. He picked up a Sonic doll with many pins in it. He ran down the stairs of his mansion. He ate breakfast and tortured his Sonic doll.

Somewhere...

"Ow! Ow! Ouch! Make it... ow! Stop!" Sonic yelled.

Knuckles watched Sonic fly around in mid-air, yelling in pain.

Back to Shadow's...

"Let's see my to-do-list... eat breakfast while torturing my Sonic doll... run around Station Square until you find Sonic and beat his ass up... then... cause mischief and beat Sonic up constantly while doing this... wow... not a lot to do today..." he whispered to himself.

Shadow ran out of his door. He walked into a Seven-Eleven and grabbed a slushie. (Long live the slushie!) He started walking out of the door. He was stopped by the cashier.

"Umm... sir... you need to pay for that..."

"Kiss my black ass!" he said, flipping the finger.

The cashier had her mouth wide open. She was pressing a button under the table. The manager came out of his office.

"Hey, aren't you that retarded hedgehog that thought that clouds were made of cotton candy?"

"HELL NO! That's not me! You've got me confused for an blue hedgehog! ARE YOU COLOR-BLIND?" Shadow yelled.

"Oh..." the manager gasped. "YOU'RE THE HEDGEHOG THAT OWES ME $6,700 FOR SLUSHIES!" the manager yelled.

"Umm... no..." he said, hiding the slushie behind his back.

"SECURITY!"

Two men wearing uniforms pulled Shadow away from the manager.

"I'LL GET YOU! I WILL! LONG LIVE THE SLUSHIE!" Shadow yelled.

Shadow was thrown out of the store and he landed on the ground. He growled and ran away.

"I hate that store and I'm never going in there again..." he said to himself.

Wait... this seems familiar...

Yesterday...

"I hate Seven-Eleven... I'm never going in there again..."

The day before that...

"Jeez, the new cashier's a bitch... she shoulda just let me go without any force... I'm never going in there again..."

One last one...

"Man, that kid just swiped that last large cup of slushie... their service sucks... I'm never going in there again..."

Back to reality...

"Oh... now I remember..."

He ran around Station Square until he found Sonic. Sonic cowered in fear as he got closer. Shadow grabbed the little blue blob and put him upside down.

"Do you have $6,700?" Shadow asked him.

He was being held upside down with a gun pointed to his head.

"Umm... umm... I don't even have insurance... that's partially why I don't drive... just don't hurt me!" Sonic yelped.

Shadow dropped him on the street and ran away. A few miles later, he looked at his to-do-list.

"Last one... cause mischief and beat Sonic's ass up. I hate his gay faking ass..." Shadow said.

He got an idea. From where he stood, he rang the doorbell of every house in a two block radius. He then had enough speed to run away. A few streets away, he heard the shouts of angry neighbors.

He smiled. A little boy holding a Sonic balloon passed him. He walked in front of the boy.

"Cool! You're Sonic's arch enemy!" he said.

"Yeah, I guess..."

"Can you sign my forehead?" the boy asked.

Shadow smiled and took out a (permanent) marker. He wrote something on the boy's head.

"Thanks, Shadow!"

Shadow shrugged. Then, a few seconds later, a woman came by and smacked him on the head.

"YOU WROTE 'KISS MY BLACK ASS' ON MY SON'S FOREHEAD?" she asked. She started wheezing and took out an inhaler.

Shadow took this as a chance to run. "One last thing to do before I go back home... torture Sonic."

He tortured Sonic once more, leaving Sonic crying all the way home. Shadow smiled and walked back home.

Anyway...

"And that's it?" Kai asked, finishing her notes.

Shadow nodded. He took out a Sonic doll and started torturing it.

"Lemme try!" Kai yelled. Kai took it away from him and she tied it's arms together.

Somewhere...

"Sonic, you okay?" Knuckles asked.

"I'm... tied up right now..."

"Okay, I'll come back later..."

"NO! WHAT I MEANT IS TIED UP! AS IN MY ARMS ARE-... never mind..."

Likey? R+R! Next is Knuckles!