Spongebob Squarepants woke up to the very loud sound of his foghorn alarm. He woke up to the sound not because it was good sound but because he had to go to Bikini Bottom High School where he had to attend high classes instead of middle classes because fellow fish did it smarter. It was set so he woke up and went to school to get to class early and do work before everyone else did so he could be a good student and a ready student. He wasn't the smartest but he wasn't the stupidest.

On the Tv the program he fell asleep to was the porn channel and his favorite sea anemone Ane Monet was shaking all about like if earth had ate a lot and farted and made a new grand canyon. Spongebob could not resist, he had to masturbate. She was orange like his abode with light orange tentacles which was his favorite type which is why she was his favorite and could not resist.

"Wow I'm horny!" he excited. He was the happyest fish in Bikini Bottom so he was excited and the best smiler ever.

He took hes yellow washer and grabbed his smooth panhandle and made tender feelings int eh pineapple under the sea. He was a sponge so he could absorb cum.

By the time he finished he noticed it was 6AM. He was late for the Bikini Bus!

There was no time for his morning routine or to try any creams or lotions to address his balls problem. He had to catch the Bikini Bus to Bikini Bottom for school.

"Watch out" His snail Gary meowed.

Spongebob tripped over him anyways. He was in much pain but that did not stop him. Spongebob did not get hurt easy. He ran out the door just in time. Spongebob was a fast swimmer so he made it to the bus stop. His bestfriend Squidward was already at the bus stop. He always woke up at the same time every morning and was never late to anything. "Goodmorning Squiddy" said Spongebob. Squiddy was Spongebob's nickname for Squidward like friends do. He hated it but so he only let Spongebob call him that sometimes. Squidward was a lot smarter and did not care about most things, especially that dumb idiot Patrick.

"Spongebob did you not see? You forgot to wear your favorite pants you always do." said Squidward. Squidward was smart he was right.

"Barnacles!" yelled Spongebob. He had been in such a rush he had forgotten to get dressed. Thankfully the bus stop was right next to his bestfriend Patrick's house. Patrick's house is a big rock so he had to lift it up to get inside of his house. It took him a long time to lift it because he was not strong because he was still only a sponge.

He got so embarrassed he turned red since he was was a sponge and was already yellow so he usually turned orange. He had forgot to knock and looked up and seen his bestfriend Patrick stuck on the top of the rock in the middle of morning masturbating in the sand. "Stupid Spongebob" Spongebob thought. He should have remembered that Patrick always did this before going to school like always unlick Spongebob who did it only today. "Hi Spongebob" said Patrick. Patrick has stopped because Spongebob was his bestfriend and did not like the breeze.

"Patrick can I borrow shorts?" Spongebob asked. Patrick only had one pair but he felt bad because he knew today was the day of the big dance at school so he didn't mind. They went back to the bus stop just in time and got on the bus with Squidward. Everybody loved the bus but Patrick. He could never find anywhere to sit since no one would sit next to him. He did not shower and smelled as bad as a centaur and also today he was naked because he let Spongebob borrow his shorts.

"Hi Larry can I sit here today?" asked Patrick to Larry the lobster.

Larry the lobster did not like Patrick. He was the quarterback of the school football team and didn't want big gay losers to touch him. "No" screamed Larry "I don't want gay losers touching me I have a big game today"

Patrick yelled curse words and hit him but it did not work because Larry had a big red shell and claws. Patrick gave up and sat on Spongebob's lap again. It was always really embarrassing for Spongebob that he always had to do this for Patrick. How could he impress his big crush Sandy Cheeks with Patrick on him. Also this morning he needed to itch his balls but Patrick was in the way causing lots of awkward moments on the bus including a nerection but Patrick did not notice that.

Bikini Bottom High School approached them but they actually approached the school since they are moving and schools sit around, it meant it was time for school. Everyone else got off but Spongebob's swollen masturbated penis was bent from having it sat on by fat bum shit the starfish. He would not be able to impress San Cheeks the underwater squirrel with this so he decided to go to the nurse before class started.

Spongebob's mom was the nurse at school and all the fishies made fun of him because that made him a huge lame nerd ass. Spongebob was still optahmystick because he was happy. Could it hy be happy because he was need to tell her that how his dick is bending. But what made badder the situation was Sandy Cheeks that she came in.