Um….We can Explain
Disclaimer: I don't Own Attack on Titan because if I did I wouldn't change a thing but I would ship the crap out of everything and Levi would have more perverse scenes Blah Blaw I DON'T OWN IT *SOB*
Summary: Cleaning Day! Levi scrubs Erwin out a tight spot with Big Guys over the Commanders Head in the Capital So He's Rewarded in affection
Extras: I love script form so don't be mad and say I didn't warn you
Italics=Thoughts *…*=actions/emotions etc. (note: I'm doing the best with all these characters warning they might be OOC and This a flipping Crack fic and U HAVE BEEN WARNED)(P.S LEVI X ERWIN AHEAD)
It was finally a calm day in the Survey Corps. Yeah that's right no regimens, no titans, no drills, just R&R Hey even Warriors need their rest too. But it wasn't any day and Commander Erwin was addressing that with his Captin but One was now where to be found
Erwin: *exhales* good he's not here
Erwin checks up down towards his left and right.
He checks behinds his desk and in the closet EVEN his biggest Desk cabinet
Erwin: Okay *still looks around* Today the King and some of his Subordinates are coming down for a health inspection at 2:00 so that means right now is a *Looks outside the door left right up down*
Hange:*she snickers* It never seizes to amaze me
Fellow Captain: What
Hange:*laughs* What's about to happen in 30 seconds
Erwin:*whispers towards Group* Cleaning Day
*a sound of Buckets and broom and footsteps nearly racing down the hallway*
*The door is kicked open with a BAM*
Other Captain: CRAP!
It wasn't that No one liked Levi cleaning heck they loved it he was a freakin' wiz with a sponge it's just he's the Hange of Cleanliness
Erwin: Too be honest I don't mind him on his hands and knees *super light blush* Dammit I'm gonna have to rub that image out later
Levi came in with Cleaning Supplies the scarf over his head and a scarf over his nose
Levi:*deeply inhales* AHH *sadistic and Sarcastic tone with a hint of teasing*Don't you just love the smell of Bleach in the morning
Everyone could see the practically Demonic Smirk behind the scarf
Erwin: Well now that the Cleanse Ninja Has arrived we could really have things Clean before the King comes Levi I'm—
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hange:*Grabs Erwin's Vest for dear life* ARE YOU MAD HE'S A CLEAN FREAK MAN HE's FREAKING CRAZY!
Erwin*looks at her with blank expression*
Erwin and Levi: AND YOUR NOT!?
Hange: Good Point
Erwin: As I was Saying Levi you are In charge of the entire operation I'll stall them as long as I can
Levi: Alright Makio You take Elise and half of new recruits and Do the Bathrooms and Showers Jack and Sect You take the rest and get at least 90% of Laundry Done Rica and Mark you two take the Junior Recruits and get The Mess hall and Weaponry clean Hange and I will take the Special Quad and Clean The Barracks And I want Everything to Look Brand Spankin' New Got it NOW MOVE YOUR LAZY ASSES
1:59 pm
King: Erwin I aspect to see Everything Spotless
Erwin:*hehe* You won't be disappointed sir
*opens the Door*
Not only was the Everything Clean It Sparkled like no one stepped a single foot inside. EVER the Doors and Windows were glowing like outside the floors were like wooden mirrors as they walked in all the soldiers came out and Salute
Soldiers: WELCOME TO THE SURVEY CORPS YOUR MAJESTY
Erwin: Job Well Done Levi
Levi was looking from above using his 3DM gear
King: Well This IS Impressive In all my Years I haven't seen things this orderly
*Erwin looks up casually smirks at Levi that said 'Well Done'*
*Levi returned the smirk and Winked*
King: Well how about we checked the offices
Erwin: OH Shit
Levi: SHIT!*eyes gently widen* his office is a TRAIN RECK! Gotta Move Fast
Erwin Stalls the king as Long as he can talking about other things either A make him forget his office or B Stall his Butt off and Pray for a Freakin' Miracle
Levi on the other hand Got to his office first and Did the Work of Professional Clean crew
He used his 3DM Gear to Sweep the Ceiling and Dust the fan
He Practically refurbished all the furniture with wood cleaner and Scrub the living dead and undead out of the dirt on the floor and somehow got it dry by in minutes he even organized All papers and Files in Alphabetical Order and finished Paperwork and filed them away
10 minutes Later
King opens the door to see Levi Standing Holding a Tray of Tea and scones for everyone
Levi: *in a Butler like way* Black or Chamomile
Everyone sees his Office the very Definition of Spic and Span
Erwin:*Mouth drops* How- um Well …..I
Levi: Commander For you I recommend Chamomile You've been pretty Stressed Lately
King: This is the Criminal You Recruited Erwin?
Erwin: Yes sir
The King turned around and Smacked his Right hand man
King: You Ninny You said he was a Trouble maker Get your Facts straight You HobKnocker
Right man: Y-yes Sir
King: *UGH* that's the 10th time this week
The King and Visitors Left
Erwin: How The HELL did you do this
Levi: like Hange said I'm crazy
Erwin and Levi:*chuckles*
Erwin: *looks outside and its sunset* it's getting pretty late want stay here tonight
Levi: Why not Bushy Brows and You owe me a bath I had to be polite
Erwin:*chuckles fine*
Levi strip slowly from the 3DM gear first then the shirt slowly unbuttoning his top
Erwin: MMmh
Levi: You forget I Have Eyes at the back of my head* he teased Erwin as he slowly dropped his top and Then he untied his belt*
Levi: Why Don't you take a picture It'll last longer Commander Pervin
SORRY YOUR FLUFF OR SMUT REVIEWS WILL DECIDE hehe I did my best okay but REVIEW TIPS WELCOME